Hunter

[lazaruspit-salesman]

` ` Don't ask how I got it. You don't wanna know. ` `

Name: Hunter Ashenbrook

Nicknames: Hunt / Lazarus Pit Man / Lazarus Pit Guy / Lazarus / Laz

Age: 27

Gender: M

Occupation: Inconspicuous Salesman

18+ Mod

This is purely just for fun!! It doesn’t have to make sense or be realistic!!

[lazaruspit-salesman]

Holy space man.

@tulparscaptain

[lazaruspit-salesman]

You are now infected with fear toxin!

No antidote!

Have fun!

Hunter ran through the streets and alleys like a rat trapped in a maze. Everything was on fire and there was the sound of hounds not far behind him. He didn't dare look back to check. The howls sounded real enough. And anyone he ran into turned into very beasts that hunted him, driving him further into madness. He sobbed, praying for a way out of this hell he'd found himself in.

[am-i-a-mother-in-every-universe]

// uhm uhm a wip

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[floofmemehub]

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[lazaruspit-salesman]

Reese was quick to show up in the alleyway, wearing admittedly more casual clothes than he usually wore.

" Hunterr? "

He called out, walking deeper into the alleyway, a dog trailing on his heels as he walked. He had decided to bring his dog along,, the walk would be good for her.

Hunter sat not openly in the alleyway, but on a windowsill of one of the buildings which surrounded and made up the alley. With a cigarette in one hand and a phone in the other, Hunter didn't notice Reese at first, but once he put his phone down and looked up, the poor guy fell off the windowsill with a girlish yelp.

[bloody-chess-piece-deactivated2]

Reese stared at Hunter for a few moments. Just.. stared. He walked forward, the dog staying where he had been standing instead of following along,

" You--.. You okay? "

He asked, reaching a hand out for Hunter to take to help him up,

[lazaruspit-salesman]

"MIERDA-- Heyyyyy ...! Mi corazon, love of my life!" Hunter scrambled to his feet, trying to play off his fall. "Yeah! No, no, I'm great! Why-- Why d'ya ask, doll? I'm doin' great! I'm fiiinneee!" he tried to reassure Reese, but couldn't help but glance back at the dog while they spoke. "What uh-- What brings ya here, doll?"

[bloody-chess-piece-deactivated2]

" I ask cause you look like you just had a miniature heart attack, "

He deadpanned, but shrugged and tilted his head. He looked back at the dog when Hunter did, then back at Hunter himself,

" She.. needed a walk- decided to bring her along. Not much room for her to run around like she had in the warehouse anymore, "

He paused,

" I'm here to pick you up- like I said I would, "

[lazaruspit-salesman]

"Pick me up ...?" he asked, looking past Reese at the dog, tilting his head. "With the dog ...?"

[bloody-chess-piece-deactivated2]

" ...Yes. With the dog. "

He gave a small nod,

" Youve.. met her before- when I dragged you to the warehouse with me, "

He explained, before reaching out a hand, taking Hunters in his.

[lazaruspit-salesman]

"Yeah, yeah ... and I, so, soooo ... love her ... very much ... definitely." He stood there stiff as a rock as he stared at the dog. "L-Look, darlin', I-- Dogs are man's best friend 'n all, I know, but I ain't much of a man in this instance! Ya just dunno where those things've been! Ya dunno if they've got disease, orr ticks, or fleas, or fffuckin-- If they'll bite ya damn hand off!"

[bloody-chess-piece-deactivated2]

" Shes.. fully vaccinated- and doesn't have fleas or ticks, I promise. Ozpin--.. dad made sure of it, "

He reassured, but gave a small nod,

" But if it helps, I can have her walk ahead of us as we go, "

He offered.

[lazaruspit-salesman]

". . . Ya promise? She ain't gonna bite me or nothin'? Ya ain't gonna let 'er?" He asked, stepping a little closer.

[bloody-chess-piece-deactivated2]

" I promse, hun, "

He spoke, reaching a hand out and taking Hunters hand into his own, a small smile on his face

[lazaruspit-salesman]

Hunter sighed, bringing Reese's hand to his lips. "Okay. I'll take your word on that, love." He smiled back at Reese. "Ready to go when you are, then."

[bloody-chess-piece-deactivated2]

Reese gave a small smile, before starting to lead Hunter along. As promised, he signaled for the dog to start walking ahead of them.

The walk wasn't too long, and as they reached the house, he stopped in front of the door.

" Uh- far warning.. there is another dog in the house-- but hes friendly, I promise, "

He warned, looking towards Hunter

[lazaruspit-salesman]

"Another??" Hunter whined, backing up. "C'monnnnnn ... I think I'd rather just go back to the alley where I'm safe ..."

[lazaruspit-salesman]

Reese was quick to show up in the alleyway, wearing admittedly more casual clothes than he usually wore.

" Hunterr? "

He called out, walking deeper into the alleyway, a dog trailing on his heels as he walked. He had decided to bring his dog along,, the walk would be good for her.

Hunter sat not openly in the alleyway, but on a windowsill of one of the buildings which surrounded and made up the alley. With a cigarette in one hand and a phone in the other, Hunter didn't notice Reese at first, but once he put his phone down and looked up, the poor guy fell off the windowsill with a girlish yelp.

[bloody-chess-piece-deactivated2]

Reese stared at Hunter for a few moments. Just.. stared. He walked forward, the dog staying where he had been standing instead of following along,

" You--.. You okay? "

He asked, reaching a hand out for Hunter to take to help him up,

[lazaruspit-salesman]

"MIERDA-- Heyyyyy ...! Mi corazon, love of my life!" Hunter scrambled to his feet, trying to play off his fall. "Yeah! No, no, I'm great! Why-- Why d'ya ask, doll? I'm doin' great! I'm fiiinneee!" he tried to reassure Reese, but couldn't help but glance back at the dog while they spoke. "What uh-- What brings ya here, doll?"

[bloody-chess-piece-deactivated2]

" I ask cause you look like you just had a miniature heart attack, "

He deadpanned, but shrugged and tilted his head. He looked back at the dog when Hunter did, then back at Hunter himself,

" She.. needed a walk- decided to bring her along. Not much room for her to run around like she had in the warehouse anymore, "

He paused,

" I'm here to pick you up- like I said I would, "

[lazaruspit-salesman]

"Pick me up ...?" he asked, looking past Reese at the dog, tilting his head. "With the dog ...?"

[bloody-chess-piece-deactivated2]

" ...Yes. With the dog. "

He gave a small nod,

" Youve.. met her before- when I dragged you to the warehouse with me, "

He explained, before reaching out a hand, taking Hunters in his.

[lazaruspit-salesman]

"Yeah, yeah ... and I, so, soooo ... love her ... very much ... definitely." He stood there stiff as a rock as he stared at the dog. "L-Look, darlin', I-- Dogs are man's best friend 'n all, I know, but I ain't much of a man in this instance! Ya just dunno where those things've been! Ya dunno if they've got disease, orr ticks, or fleas, or fffuckin-- If they'll bite ya damn hand off!"

[bloody-chess-piece-deactivated2]

" Shes.. fully vaccinated- and doesn't have fleas or ticks, I promise. Ozpin--.. dad made sure of it, "

He reassured, but gave a small nod,

" But if it helps, I can have her walk ahead of us as we go, "

He offered.

[lazaruspit-salesman]

". . . Ya promise? She ain't gonna bite me or nothin'? Ya ain't gonna let 'er?" He asked, stepping a little closer.

[bloody-chess-piece-deactivated2]

" I promse, hun, "

He spoke, reaching a hand out and taking Hunters hand into his own, a small smile on his face

[lazaruspit-salesman]

Hunter sighed, bringing Reese's hand to his lips. "Okay. I'll take your word on that, love." He smiled back at Reese. "Ready to go when you are, then."

[lazaruspit-salesman]

Reese was quick to show up in the alleyway, wearing admittedly more casual clothes than he usually wore.

" Hunterr? "

He called out, walking deeper into the alleyway, a dog trailing on his heels as he walked. He had decided to bring his dog along,, the walk would be good for her.

Hunter sat not openly in the alleyway, but on a windowsill of one of the buildings which surrounded and made up the alley. With a cigarette in one hand and a phone in the other, Hunter didn't notice Reese at first, but once he put his phone down and looked up, the poor guy fell off the windowsill with a girlish yelp.

[bloody-chess-piece-deactivated2]

Reese stared at Hunter for a few moments. Just.. stared. He walked forward, the dog staying where he had been standing instead of following along,

" You--.. You okay? "

He asked, reaching a hand out for Hunter to take to help him up,

[lazaruspit-salesman]

"MIERDA-- Heyyyyy ...! Mi corazon, love of my life!" Hunter scrambled to his feet, trying to play off his fall. "Yeah! No, no, I'm great! Why-- Why d'ya ask, doll? I'm doin' great! I'm fiiinneee!" he tried to reassure Reese, but couldn't help but glance back at the dog while they spoke. "What uh-- What brings ya here, doll?"

[bloody-chess-piece-deactivated2]

" I ask cause you look like you just had a miniature heart attack, "

He deadpanned, but shrugged and tilted his head. He looked back at the dog when Hunter did, then back at Hunter himself,

" She.. needed a walk- decided to bring her along. Not much room for her to run around like she had in the warehouse anymore, "

He paused,

" I'm here to pick you up- like I said I would, "

[lazaruspit-salesman]

"Pick me up ...?" he asked, looking past Reese at the dog, tilting his head. "With the dog ...?"

[bloody-chess-piece-deactivated2]

" ...Yes. With the dog. "

He gave a small nod,

" Youve.. met her before- when I dragged you to the warehouse with me, "

He explained, before reaching out a hand, taking Hunters in his.

[lazaruspit-salesman]

"Yeah, yeah ... and I, so, soooo ... love her ... very much ... definitely." He stood there stiff as a rock as he stared at the dog. "L-Look, darlin', I-- Dogs are man's best friend 'n all, I know, but I ain't much of a man in this instance! Ya just dunno where those things've been! Ya dunno if they've got disease, orr ticks, or fleas, or fffuckin-- If they'll bite ya damn hand off!"

[bloody-chess-piece-deactivated2]

" Shes.. fully vaccinated- and doesn't have fleas or ticks, I promise. Ozpin--.. dad made sure of it, "

He reassured, but gave a small nod,

" But if it helps, I can have her walk ahead of us as we go, "

He offered.

[lazaruspit-salesman]

". . . Ya promise? She ain't gonna bite me or nothin'? Ya ain't gonna let 'er?" He asked, stepping a little closer.

[hexellente]

So... in light of the apparent rising of the fae in Gotham, I think we should go over some rules, no?

Do not give them your name

Do not give them your thanks

Do not show them your face

Do not accept their gifts

It's important to stay educated! Wouldn't want to end up a tricksters new toy now, would you? 💫

[lazaruspit-salesman]

Can you give a fae your deadname?

Or your dead-lastname?

[hexellente]

Incredibly smart question. As it is your deadname, a name no longer aligning with who you are as a person, it would just be akin to giving them a fake name. 💫

[lazaruspit-salesman]

Oh, huh.

And what's with the not showing them your face thing? I didn't know about that one.

[lazaruspit-salesman]

*pokes aggressively with stick*

-💛🌕

????

[hexellente]

So... in light of the apparent rising of the fae in Gotham, I think we should go over some rules, no?

Do not give them your name

Do not give them your thanks

Do not show them your face

Do not accept their gifts

It's important to stay educated! Wouldn't want to end up a tricksters new toy now, would you? 💫

[lazaruspit-salesman]

Can you give a fae your deadname?

Or your dead-lastname?

[whenisavillain-notthevillain-de]

// Sorry for my absence, tumblr had a log-in issue / downtime

[lazaruspit-salesman]

See see see?????? The boyfriend help

-💛🌕

i guss ...

[lazaruspit-salesman]

i ucking hate fiureworks i fucking hate em i hatre em i hate firuewworks fireworks suck fuck fuck fuck

[bloody-chess-piece-deactivated2]

Mmmmm

I have a pair of headphones you can borrow, if you want. Try to block out the noise and all that?

[lazaruspit-salesman]

yes pelase ... can you come ehre and hold me too?

[lazaruspit-salesman]

*sprays you with water like a sad cat*

-💛🌕

mmm a coward ... reese doesn't gotta see that ...

[lazaruspit-salesman]

Go to the boyfriend

-💛🌕

mmaybe ...

no ...

[lazaruspit-salesman]

*covers you in a blanket*

-💛🌕

mmmmm