laziest-knight

AU-DHD artist ♾️ they/them, bi/gender-fluid, INFJ ♉️☀️♌️🌙♎️⬆️ Taurus🔆

[spriggan675]

I think adults need summer vacation. Like let's just close down all our jobs for three months and play outside. Please. I'm so tired.

[breaking-justin]

old twenty øne pilots is still a jam tho // creds: @alternative.xoxo on insta

[leftoverlight]

beautiful girls named ⚠️ Severe Weather keep messaging me

[laziest-knight]

Im back! 😵‍💫

[coffeeflavouredcigarettes-deact]

Are you an INFP?

Do you love Fantasy worlds like Harry Potter, Star Wars, Narnia, Lord of the Rings and the MCU more than most other people?

Do you hate picking up ‘unidentified numbers’ on your phone because, “If it was important I would have their number saved or they can email me.” ?

Are you a quiet hopeless romantic with a guilty pleasure for well written Rom-Coms?

Are you confident in yourself but at the same time cautious in social situations?

Are you generous with your affection, with a clear preference for putting the pleasure of your partner first because pleasing them will make you the most happy?

Do you have a small group of people that you consider ‘actual friends’ and a larger group that you are friendly with, but are not your ‘friends’?

Do you disappear for a while, removing yourself from others so you can re-center on yourself and then re-integrate with your friends?

Do you have no issue with spending the entire weekend by yourself and actually quite enjoy being by yourself for extended periods?

Do you have an over active imagination that allows you to have the best day dreams?

“Love All, Trust a Few, Do Wrong to None”?

Do you take pride in taking the time to understand those you care about, while at the same time helping them to learn, grow and change?

You do? Well, welcome to the Club.

[tolkienillustrations]

The Beacons of Gondor by Kinko-White

[laziest-knight]

“Every day’s a little harder as I feel your power grow. Don’t you know there’s part of me that longs to go, into the unknown?” ❄️🧣💎

[nowherebloom]

Anne Hathaway, Audra McDonald and Raul Esparza in “Twelfth Night”

[theburialofstrawberries]

#rbing this feels like rbing like. the mona lisa. like its just too iconic

[zeeboa]

@bixbiboom

[patterncospatterns]

Frozen 2 sewing patterns in PDF!!

Elsa: https://etsy.me/35594cG

Anna: https://etsy.me/33M1X8U

[fortheloveofyugioh]

I lay myself face down and end my turn.

[dinuguan]

[laziest-knight]

So I heard some bad gurls got some nice ink 👯‍♀️💪🏽🍩🍺🌸

[ethanhunt-deactivated20230911]

It just so happens that Halloween is based on the ancient feast called All Hallow’s Eve. It’s the one night of the year where the spirits of the dead can return to Earth. Happy Halloween!

[magicmissilescosplay]

HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THE GOOD NEWS OF OUR LORD AND SAVIOR, CHICAGO SCREWS??

Ya’ll…if you haven’t ever used these, sit down and take a peep. I needed to redo the belt covers for Leliana’s armor due to the fact that it took me, like, 15 minutes to put that stuff on when it should have taken less than 5. Originally, I bucked at making actual functioning buckles because I didn’t have time and I was hella lazy. (OHHOHOHO HOW THINGS CHANGE)

Enter CHICAGO SCREWS.

They’re the magical little bits of hardware often used in making belts and doing other leather work. They come in two parts - a male end and a female end (don’t laugh, it’s the truth).

I found a sizable pack on Amazon for a good price and bought that prompto. The finish isn’t the prettiest, but they were cheap and this is cosplay. ;)

I used my Dremel to drill small holes through the foam of the armor. I made some straps ahead of time with the intention of them becoming new belts and just reused the bridle buckles from the old covers. Added the buckles, stitched as necessary and punched a hole where the screw would go.

The female screw I inserted through the back side of the foam. It takes a little effort and can be tricky to do. Widen your holes if needed. Add the prepared strap over the top, secure with the male end and TA DA functioning belts that look good and will actually stay on your armor.

I used foam for my armor but you could absolutely use chicago screws with Worbla builds and the like. Just check the post length to make sure it’s long or short enough to accommodate your materials.

Go make some fabulous belts now!

[ex0skeletal-undead]

Wiccan Wheel of the Year Series by Iren Horrors

1. Imbolc 2. Ostara 3. Beltane 4. Litha 5. Lammas 6. Mabon Samhain - No art yet! 7. Yule

This artist on Instagram // Society6

Art shared with permission; do not remove credit.

[nbgems-deactivated20151011]

one time my dad gave me a glass of milk and i meant to ask him “who’s milk is this” because i wasnt sure if it was for me or if i was supposed to give it to my brother but instead i just stared down at the milk and said “who’s this”

then my dad turned to me without missing a beat and said “that’s your new friend mr. milk.” and we stared at each other and then he asked me if i was high

to this day i still have not lived it down

[normal-horoscopes]

The Signs and Knights IV:

Aries: An exile who found a new home across the sea. Strange armor that seems to be a blend of the eastern and western styles. Unwavering dedication to their foster lord.

Taurus: High priest of the hunt. A position earned rather than given. Ancient war songs calling the quarries of hunts passed. A burden.

Gemini: The Lady in Blue. Inheritor to a nigh-mythical legacy. A burqa like the morning sky in lavish azure and gold concealing all manor blades and pistols of equally fine make. 

Cancer: A warrior monk. A fire-caller from the southern seas. Years spent in training and meditation until body, flame, and weapon, are one. 

Leo: A knight in divine gold and red. Though marked for a glorious and holy death in combat, they stand, golden saw-spear caked with blood, shamefully alive. 

Virgo: Warriors of an ancient clan, honoring an equally ancient concord. Towering over their comrades. Catching the wall-shattering stones of enemy siege engines with their bare hands, and slinging them back.

Libra: Knights of a short lived order. Enchanted arms meant to cut through the strange foreign sorceries of a land intended for conquest. A fate gentle and dark as the magics they faced.

Scorpio: Truly a band of knights. Every plate of armor forged to resonate with musical tones. Horns relaying messages across open war-torn fields.

Ophiuchus: The champion of an old and esoteric faith. Armor and weapons of living lead, animated by the spirits of ancient saints who sacrificed their earthly forms for this holy relic.

Sagittarius: The battlemasters of the Unseelie. Summoned from their godforsaken holes in the earth to work their unique brand of cruel genius in service of the winter queen.

Capricorn: Known by his enemies as the Roc-Rider. A legend. The only one in history to tame one of the great ship-breakers. Assegai from the heavens with the force of a summer storm.

Aquarius: A man of no noble birth. A farmer. A smith. Plows and spades reshaped into armor. A scythe reshaped for a grisly harvest.  A home defended.

Pisces: Slaves. Convicts. Revolutionaries. Swimming to the walls of the Bastille under the darkness of a new moon, with only the songs of the sirens to guide them.