Dragon Lust

23 Los Angeles Dragon Boner

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[lazyblastoise]

Don’t blame me for the issues you ignored. Don’t blame me for the paranoia that you caused. Don’t blame me because you couldn’t figure out what you want. Don’t blame it on something else either. Blame it on yourself for once and stop playing the victim.

[fuks]

[dreamweavers]

mood

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[hotboyproblems]

[thornytendrils]

How to plant a plant

[snaacks-deactivated20200913]

i love hannah montana the movie

[snaacks-deactivated20200913]

so apparently the one with the wig thought someone was talking about her behind her back….so she went in “disguise"💀💀to find out what were they saying and after she confronted them in disguise they said something about her to her face and then…she snatched her wig off and said the iconic “surprise bitch”

[surprisebitch]

put this in the MOMA

[gruntsandpoetry]

[naturallycurlycoco]

I need friends like these

[pervocracy]

Note to vacationing non-Americans: while it’s true that America doesn’t always have the best food culture, the food in our restaurants is really not representative of what most of us eat at home.  The portions at Cheesecake Factory or IHOP are meant to be indulgent, not just “what Americans are used to.”

If you eat at a regular American household, during a regular meal where they’re not going out of their way to impress guests, you probably will not be served twelve pounds of chocolate-covered cream cheese.  Please bear this in mind before writing yet another “omg I can’t believe American food” post.

[briarpatchfinn]

Also, most American restaurant portions are 100% intended as two meals’ worth of food. Some of my older Irish relatives still struggle with the idea that it’s not just not rude to eat half your meal and take the rest home, it’s expected. (Apparently this is somewhat of an American custom.)

[xenoqueer]

Until you’re hitting the “fancy restaurant” tier (the kind of place you go for a celebration or an anniversary date), a dinner out should generally also be lunch for the next day. Leftovers are very much the norm.

From the little time I’ve spent in Canada, this seems to be the case up there as well.

[jumpingjacktrash]

the portions in family restaurants (as opposed to haute cuisine types) are designed so that no one goes away hungry.

volume IS very much a part of the american hospitality tradition, and Nobody Leaves Hungry is important. but you have to recognize that it’s not how we cook for ourselves, it’s how we welcome guests and strengthen community ties.

so in order to give you a celebratory experience and make you feel welcomed, family restaurants make the portions big enough that even if you’re a teenage boy celebrating a hard win on the basketball court, you’re still going to be comfortably full when you leave.

of course, that means that for your average person with a sit-down job, who ate a decent lunch that day, it’s twice as much as they want or more. that’s ok. as mentioned above, taking home leftovers is absolutely encouraged. that, too, is part of american hospitality tradition; it’s meant to invoke fond memories of grandma loading you down with covered dishes so you can have hearty celebration food all week. pot luck church basement get-togethers where the whole town makes sure everybody has enough. that sort of thing. it’s about sharing. it’s about celebrating Plenty.

it’s not about pigging out until you get huge. treating it that way is pretty disrespectful of our culture. and you know, contrary to what the world thinks, we do have one.

[theunnamedstranger]

[atreefullofstars]

Reblogging because I honestly never thought about it but yeah, this lines up.

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[gay-irl]

gay_irl

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[crazy-go-lucky-deactivated20181]

fursuit PURSUIT

[lemonadeslice]

♫hey man have you seen her around? have you seen her today?♫

got super hyped for this game out of nowhere last week, then found out about the weird autumn update! so, almost perfect timing! i haven’t played it yet but man!! i’m excited

[vyscera]

Hittin yall with some real shit 2day

[lazyblastoise]

I feel like I have nowhere to talk about how I feel. I always feel like I’m being judged. Fuck.

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