hey um if you wanna know what ive been doing this is pretty much the answer

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@lchaiim
hey um if you wanna know what ive been doing this is pretty much the answer
i miss my boi marie-joseph paul yves roch gi/lbert du mo/tier, marquis de la/fayette like wow
muses i’m going to add once i get my shit together and learn how to manage two rp blogs at once lmao:
sally draper -- mad men
michael ginsberg -- mad men, canon divergent
kisa/santánico pandemonium -- from dusk till dawn: the series
manola jimenez -- from dusk till dawn: the series
maybe more??? it depends on what i finish before i get my life together tbh
NEVER UNDERESTIMATE A WOMAN IN PINK.
she’s the one you should be afraid of. she’s the one with her husband’s ear, as well as an eager trigger finger. don’t piss her off, or you’ll end up six feet under by the next morning. you wouldn’t know her abilities, though. not unless you happen to be in the wrong place, at the wrong time. she fears one thing nothing. stay on her good side, and you won’t end up with a bullet between your eyes. she’s feminine, she’s sexy, but, most importantly, she’s deadly.
MONICA “DARLING” CASTELLO VAN HORN of edgar wright’s baby driver
ATLANTA’S FINEST CRIMINAL.
as written and adored by sophie
yall know who i miss? samuel motherfuckin tallma/dge that’s who
i also miss my son gil who everyone calls by not his name but like... that’s a whole different story about missing people
yall know who i miss? samuel motherfuckin tallma/dge that’s who
❨ shit i’ve heard at college, part 2: a sentence starter ❩
❨ wow my first semester of my sophomore year isn’t even over yet but i’ve heard a lot of shit, so i thought i may as well divide this up into multiple posts over time. here’s 96 sentences i’ve heard in this first half of my first semester of sophomore year. a sequel to PART ONE and PART 1.5: SHIT I HEARD THIS SUMMER ❩
“The porn industry is moving swimmingly.”
“We all need men. Go find them.”
“It’s not an opera, bitches, it’s a flight.”
“Don’t look! It makes their dick bigger!”
“I have my own place and I can light as many candles as I want.”
“I’m not a librarian, sir.”
“How’s your sack lunch, bitch?”
“Stab me in the ass and turn me into Kim Kardashian.”
“I stayed up another hour just to cry.”
“I just got a nude and I don’t know how to feel about it.”
“I’m gonna go stab my eyes out now.”
“We get it. You have a big truck and a small penis.”
“It’s an epidemic, _____!”
“There’s no cups, so I’m using a bowl. To drink apple juice.”
“Fuck y’all, I’m eating Fruit Loops.”
“I don’t know my superhero name, but here I am with my can of Lysol and my plastic fork.”
“Your list of things to do includes making the best 2000s playlist of all time and fighting me at Cheesecake Factory.”
“This is borderline human abuse.”
“How do you feel about fluorescent lighting?”
“I’m sorry, I’m on a college budget. I’ll give you two nickels and a paper clip.”
“We couldn’t say ‘Hell’ because, like, Catholic school problems.”
“I don’t want them to call me and be like ‘we’re about to drill into your face’!”
“Ugh, yes, the hot TA, what club are you in?”
“My rat bastard dad? What about him?”
“Would you like to complete this coon-ass tattoo zoo with some other animals?”
“I have an idea that I’m positive no other human has ever had: butter flavored ice cream.”
“I hate myself, but I’m funny, so...”
“This man loves puppies and he is not afraid to say it.”
“There’s just something about stale food that I really like.”
“I like how we’re watching our upcoming death on TV.”
“When I get wasted, I want to fight. It’s a problem.”
“My boyfriend got really drunk and started drinking nectar out of the hummingbird feeder.”
“He currently has a child.”
“That’s a good way of getting rid of a baby.”
“He can’t look at his dead parents or his live children.”
“I can’t focus on reading cause I just wanna watch Drake and Josh.”
“My roommate loves manifestos. Especially the Communist Manifesto.”
“Have you studied his naked body or something?”
“Okay, our Greek tragic playwrights: we got Sophocles... Euripides... uh... Isosceles...”
“We’re so stupid we click things that say ‘click here for here’.”
“So there were just ninety-five loose pigs.”
“This is called shaming.”
“I can’t be the only person who says meatballs and spaghetti.”
“We get it -- you’re in a sorority, and you wanna show him your handshake, because, like, you’re in a sorority, but he wants to be in your pants either way.”
“What could go wrong...? -- ...oh shit, I’m on fire.”
“Don’t call _____ unless you wanna suck dick tonight.”
“There’s no one around. He’s talking to his dick.”
“Just cause it’s Greek doesn’t mean it’s sophisticated.”
“I hate myself, but I hate her more.”
“I don’t know anything about it, but it has 'bread’ in the name, so I want to try it.”
“Just don’t breathe in this class.”
“_____, secret crop top wearer.”
“I’m embracing my aesthetic while you’re embracing Jon Hamm’s face.”
“What are we doing tonight besides homework -- and bread...?”
“I’m witnessing a breakup, right here in the Starbucks line.”
“I nominate Gushers as a snack suggestion, but, like, a lot of them. All of them.”
“I have a strong immune system.”
“I was so worked up about the bolo ties.”
“Also, I was wine drunk, so...”
“Does she hit him? I hope she hits him.”
“Only Matthew McConaughey drives Lincolns.”
“Oh, yeah, I’m totally a Republican... Pence is daddy...”
“After that... is the exact same thing... from a different angle.”
“All my life, I’ve been striving to be better than Kidz Bop.”
“Is ‘slaveitude’ a word?”
“Ted Bundy was attractive, people knew him.”
“I feel like whoever’s in charge of the Reeses company is really high right now. Like, putting Reeses inside of Reeses.”
“One beer bottle on campus might be a problem, but if there’s 8, they’re props.”
“With elevators, it’s not claustrophobia, it’s that I don’t trust the government.”
“Headphones: in. World: out. Notes font: ugly.”
“You know that’s a felony, right?”
“That’s a... fourth or fifth impression kind of story.”
“That means she definitely fucked a member of KISS.”
“I feel free, but also ugly.”
“This is my unassigned assigned seat and if any of you take it, I will fight you.”
“I went to the Home Depot, bought a bunch of lights, put them up in the air, and said ‘this is art’.”
“Because I was a full New Yorker, I just kept walking.”
“We almost died, but our last meal would’ve been free, so...”
“I want to be a Privacy Pop model.”
“What’s a funeral like in 2017? GIFs and memes.”
“I would like to thank not only God but also Tinder.”
“I sat through a 40 minute argument about how Justin Bieber started the Cold War.”
“I’m just walking down the hallway, thinking about ways to throw myself down the stairs and make it look like an accident.”
“Now, if it was Kidz Bop, I would go see it.”
“Don’t name your kid Ethelwold.”
“Shoulders, chest, pants, shoes: a vision for America.”
“My dad’s not getting dick from anyone.”
“I’m a shady beach, and y’all are my shady beaches.”
“Oh, no, don’t write that down...”
“At Chipotle, God himself picked those avocados and put them in the guacamole.”
“It should be a holiday: Ohio Awareness Day.”
“We should go to a nice place. A formal place. California Pizza Kitchen.”
“What do you do in geology lab? Dissect rocks?”
“What great weather for a mental breakdown.”
“He’s not computer generated; he’s actually that large.”
“I’ve done some soul searching, and I think that ranch dressing is my favorite food.”
i’m having a lowkey panic attack so if anybody wants to watch bab/y dri/ver im probably gonna stream it feel free to join
❲ melodywrought ❳
‘ you know the only thing i did was braid my hair , right ? is it really that DIFFERENT ? ’ angelica holds back a laugh as he mentions a flower . ‘ even if you did get me a flower before seven in the morning , it would have died by four . i appreciate the SENTIMENT , though . ’ she grins . a quick kiss to his cheek comes as angelica tugs her books out of her locker . ‘ i don’t have anything after school if you want to maybe go to that COFFEE SHOP on seventh ? ’
@lchaiim
“You look cute, okay? All of your fall outfits look cute, and I really should’ve expected it, considerin’ it’s actually starting to feel like fall outside, but I didn’t really think it through, I guess,” he shrugged. “Yeah -- but some’a those flower places sell ‘em to you with those lil’ things’a water on the ends of ‘em so they don’t die so fast,” Justin pointed out -- he would’ve bought her a flower if he’d known. He smiled sheepishly at the kiss to his cheek, bowing his head a bit. “Oh, hell yes. I’ve got that huge test comin’ up for AP Psych -- that’ll be a good place to study, right? I mean, you’ll be a distraction, but I think I could get some work done there.”
if you’re ever curious as to where i am, the answer’s probably over on monica’s blog writing hella long replies
MORE QUESTION SENTENCE STARTERS.
❛ Why are we doing this again? ❜ ❛ Is this a bootycall? ❜ ❛ Did you really just ask me that? ❜ ❛ You don’t think I’m going, do you? ❜ ❛ What happened between you and _____? ❜ ❛ So, are you two dating? ❜ ❛ You think you control my life now? ❜ ❛ What did you do? ❜ ❛ How far along are you now? ❜ ❛ Was this your plan all along? ❜ ❛ Why didn’t you just tell me? ❜ ❛ Are you sure you’re not keeping any secrets? ❜ ❛ Are you sure you’re telling me everything? ❜ ❛ Why would you even begin to think that? ❜ ❛ Did someone tell you that? ❜ ❛ What’s the time again? ❜ ❛ Are you ever going to come back? ❜ ❛ Wait, what? Where did you hear that at? ❜ ❛ Are you here to lie to me again? ❜ ❛ Did you really think that? After all this time? ❜ ❛ Why are you leaving me? ❜ ❛ Why should I believe you? ❜ ❛ Why don’t you understand? ❜ ❛ Do you really think I’m going to trust you that easily? ❜ ❛ You mean, you weren’t joking about that? ❜ ❛ Is that really how you feel? ❜ ❛ Do you remember anything, at all? ❜ ❛ How could you go behind my back and do that? ❜ ❛ You didn’t tell me about this? ❜ ❛ So, is there any exciting news to hear? ❜ ❛ You think I’m inclined to believe that? ❜ ❛ How long do you think I will wait for that happen? ❜ ❛ Why aren’t you laughing, was it not funny? ❜ ❛ Why are you staring at me like that? ❜ ❛ Are you okay? What the hell happened? ❜ ❛ Did you go somewhere else without me again? ❜ ❛ Is it you or is it me? ❜ ❛ You think I owe you an apology? For what? ❜ ❛ What did I ever do so wrong to you for you to hate me? ❜ ❛ Why do you hate me so much? ❜ ❛ What did I ever do to you? ❜ ❛ Okay, where is all this coming from exactly? ❜ ❛ Are you trying to break up with me right now? ❜ ❛ Is this part where we kiss? ❜ ❛ Are you trying to kiss me right now? ❜ ❛ Are you going to let me by or not? ❜ ❛ So, are you in or are you out? ❜ ❛ Are we going to stand out here all night? ❜ ❛ You didn’t even bother to tell me about this? ❜ ❛ What else are you lying about? ❜ ❛ Are you hiding something for me? ❜ ❛ Did you even notice that I was gone? ❜ ❛ What are you doing here? ❜ ❛ You know you aren’t allowed in here, right? ❜ ❛ Did you kill someone? ❜ ❛ Are you sure you’re not hiding anything? ❜ ❛ What, you think this is some kind of game? ❜ ❛ What are you having doubts about? ❜ ❛ You don’t think we’re wasting time? ❜ ❛ Is that a threat or a promise? ❜ ❛ Oh, so you don’t kiss and tell anymore? ❜ ❛ What more do you want me to do? ❜ ❛ What am I going to do without you? ❜ ❛ How long have you known about this? ❜ ❛ You’re not starting to like me are you? ❜ ❛ Is this your way of saying sorry? ❜ ❛ Who would buy that? ❜ ❛ You know, I don’t want to see you, right? ❜ ❛ Have you been drinking? Are you drunk? ❜ ❛ How much have you had to drink tonight? ❜ ❛ How’s that hangover from last night? ❜ ❛ Long night, huh? ❜ ❛ So, did I miss anything interesting? ❜ ❛ What are you watching over there? ❜ ❛ Who are you texting? ❜ ❛ Who’s got you smiling? ❜ ❛ You didn’t hear that? ❜ ❛ Is this a date or? ❜ ❛ Are you going to ignore me forever? ❜ ❛ How long before your silent treatment breaks? ❜ ❛ What can I do to make up for it? ❜ ❛ Will you please just talk to him/her for me? ❜ ❛ Are you here to apologize? ❜ ❛ Do you ever stop talking? ❜ ❛ Is that really still a thing these days? ❜ ❛ Are you laughing at me or with me? ❜ ❛ What was it like before she/he was here? ❜ ❛ Do you remember me at all? ❜ ❛ Are you in trouble? ❜ ❛ You’re not in any kind of trouble, are you? ❜ ❛ There was something you needed to tell me? ❜ ❛ Are you insulting me right now? ❜ ❛ Is that supposed to be some kind of an insult? ❜ ❛ You do realize you’re wrong, right? ❜ ❛ What’s so wrong with that? ❜ ❛ Is that such a bad thing? ❜ ❛ You’re not going to be sick again, are you? ❜ ❛ You really the police? Why would you do that? ❜ ❛ You really don’t trust me anymore? ❜ ❛ Aren’t we friends? ❛ Why do you always lie to me? ❜ ❛ Why is it so hard to face the truth? ❜ ❛ Why is it so hard for you to tell the truth? ❜ ❛ Where do you think youre going? ❜ ❛ So that’s it then? You’re just going to walk out? ❜ ❛ Don’t you believe me? ❜ ❛ Do you love me? Do you even like me? ❜ ❛ What’s stopping us from being together other than you? ❜ ❛ How come it took you so long to answer? ❜ ❛ Why are you ignoring me? ❜ ❛ I thought we were friends, how could you do this? ❜ ❛ Are you really wearing that? ❜ ❛ You really think that will help? ❜ ❛ Do you ever think about us? ❜ ❛ Why are you standing on my porch in the middle of the night? ❜ ❛ Are you crazy? Have you lost your mind? ❜ ❛ What did I say? ❜ ❛ Why are you having such a hard time believing me? ❜ ❛ What’s your excuse? ❜ ❛ Did you think I wouldn’t find out? ❜ ❛ How did you find this out? Who told you? ❜ ❛ Are we really going to this stupid party? ❜ ❛ Why are you always so sad? ❜ ❛ Why do you care so little about everything? ❜ ❛ What was it like? ❜ ❛ Are you setting me up? ❜ ❛ As long as you aren’t setting me up for failure, okay? ❜ ❛ Do you believe in love? Do you believe in us? ❜
sonny is having the time of his life tonight im just saying
ships: justin laboy and angelica hamilton.
“c’mon you know it’s not like that.” // is justin mad at her ? maybe. why ? idk
❲ @melodywrought ❳
❨ from here ❩
“It sure seems like that,” Justin pointed out, raising an eyebrow slightly, going to cross his arms over his chest. “You come to school lookin’ all cute, and you don’t even tell me? Like, damn, I gotta treat my girl nice! You could’ve told me – I would’ve gone to get you a flower or some shit before I got here…!”
seven-word sentence starter.
“please, don’t take this the wrong way.”
“know that we’ll still have each other.”
“tell me we’re doing the right thing.”
“you know what i was gonna say.”
“i don’t give a shit what happened.”
“everything is so confusing. i don’t know.”
“sorry. i didn’t mean what i said.”
“you really don’t have to keep apologising.”
“i hate knowing we have to hide.”
“it’s not your fault. don’t blame yourself.”
“this is all out of our control.”
“i think i’m going crazy without you.”
“what am i supposed to say to that?”
“we need to talk. call me.”
“i can’t sleep because of all this.”
“how much more must i be hurting?”
“i’m not the person i once was.”
“c’mon you know it’s not like that.”
“what about all of this is funny?”
“tell me you don’t feel the same.”
“you always seem to make me speechless.”
“you left me here all by myself.”
“is this all a joke to you?”
“i can still remember the good times.”
me: talks about how bi i am on twitter me: doesn’t publicly advertise my twitter at school bc i’m still closeted here my srat sisters: slowly start finding my twitter me: oh shit
text messages.
[ 📲 • sms ] —— what are you doing? [ 📲 • sms ] —— are you trying to drunk text me rn? [ 📲 • sms ] —— hey what are you doing? [ 📲 • sms ] —— didn’t you get my last text? [ 📲 • sms ] —— are you ignoring me? [ 📲 • sms ] —— i’m so bored! [ 📲 • sms ] —— hey you 😉 [ 📲 • sms ] —— blue is definitely your color 😉 [ 📲 • sms ] —— ugh i wish you were here! [ 📲 • sms ] —— i think you’re going to like what you see 😉 [ 📲 • sms ] —— you’ve been on my mind all day today. [ 📲 • sms ] —— i can’t stop thinking about you. [ 📲 • sms ] —— are you gonna fall asleep on me? [ 📲 • sms ] —— NO don’t fall asleep on me again tonight! [ 📲 • sms ] —— you fell asleep on me last night! you owe me now [ 📲 • sms ] —— send me a picture 😉 [ 📲 • sms ] —— hey cutie! haven’t talked to you in a while! [ 📲 • sms ] —— why did you stop texting me? [ 📲 • sms ] —— hey can i call you now? [ 📲 • sms ] —— call me rather talk on the phone [ 📲 • sms ] —— sweet dreams….with me in them 😉 jk [ 📲 • sms ] —— oooooh, i like the sound of that 😉 [ 📲 • sms ] —— what are you doing tomorrow? [ 📲 • sms ] —— do you wanna hang out tomorrow? [ 📲 • sms ] —— what do you wanna do tomorrow? ☺️ [ 📲 • sms ] —— you looked really good today. [ 📲 • sms ] —— can’t wait to see you xoxo [ 📲 • sms ] —— talk dirty to me [ 📲 • sms ] —— maybe i can stay the night with you tomorrow [ 📲 • sms ] —— dang you take long enough to text back. [ 📲 • sms ] —— you are the slowest texter ever. 😒 [ 📲 • sms ] —— i hate texting you sometimes. you take forever. [ 📲 • sms ] —— you take forever and a day to reply. [ 📲 • sms ] —— i was wondering where you went. [ 📲 • sms ] —— what happened? where did you go? [ 📲 • sms ] —— k. [ 📲 • sms ] —— ok that’s cool. [ 📲 • sms ] —— what’s wrong with you? [ 📲 • sms ] —— hey where was you today? [ 📲 • sms ] —— do you wanna come over? [ 📲 • sms ] —— why are you texting me? i’m standing right beside you… [ 📲 • sms ] —— i hate one word texters. [ 📲 • sms ] —— stop one wording me. 😒 [ 📲 • sms ] —— are you mad at me? [ 📲 • sms ] —— what do you wanna talk about? [ 📲 • sms ] —— do you like me? [ 📲 • sms ] —— i love you 😍 [ 📲 • sms ] —— miss you 😘 [ 📲 • sms ] —— stop sending me that wink face. [ 📲 • sms ] —— are you okay? [ 📲 • sms ] —— i’m gonna take a shower brb [ 📲 • sms ] —— hold on i gotta do something real quick. [ 📲 • sms ] —— are you trying to sext me? [ 📲 • sms ] —— my dog/cat said he/she missed you. [ 📲 • sms ] —— what’s your dog/cat doing? [ 📲 • sms ] —— what are you watching? [ 📲 • sms ] —— i see how it is 😜 [ 📲 • sms ] —— you can’t text me but you can be on facebook/twitter/instagram/ [ 📲 • sms ] —— how come you never text me anymore? [ 📲 • sms ] —— i gave you my number so you could text me punk 😛 [ 📲 • sms ] —— you never text me back anymore ☹️ [ 📲 • sms ] —— sorry didn’t mean to bug you [ 📲 • sms ] —— you only text me when i text you first. [ 📲 • sms ] —— you never text me first! [ 📲 • sms ] —— wanna go catch a movie tomorrow? [ 📲 • sms ] —— what do you mean by that status you posted? [ 📲 • sms ] —— guess what emoji is next to your name in my phone? [ 📲 • sms ] —— hey stranger. stop being a stranger. [ 📲 • sms ] —— did you miss me? 😆 [ 📲 • sms ] —— i’m looking through your pictures right now. [ 📲 • sms ] —— i saw that selfie you just posted. [ 📲 • sms ] —— you text me after i upload a bomb selfie i see. [ 📲 • sms ] —— it’s okay you don’t to lie to me. [ 📲 • sms ] —— aww, that was so sweet. ☺️ [ 📲 • sms ] —— aww, that just made me smile. ️☺️☺️ [ 📲 • sms ] —— i s2g i’m punching you so hard the next time i see you. [ 📲 • sms ] —— i s2g you get on my nerves. [ 📲 • sms ] —— hey there ! remember me ? [ 📲 • sms ] —— are you going to ignore me again tomorrow?