wrckhvck / damon salvatore.
he’s staring at the instructions, squinting like maybe it might suddenly start making sense the more he stares at it.. “ i ordered this thing off amazon and it fits in the car, but nothing’s buckling in. ” it doesn’t help that the instructions are in some language even his google assistant couldn’t detect. “ – how important, really, are car seats ? ” pretty important for infants, he knows – he’s not a complete idiot, but it’s beentwo hours of trial and error so he cares significantly less than maybe he normally would. hence why he’d finally caved and called in the cavalry, thinking that in the least, enzo could use vampire strength to twist the buckles and force them to fit. it wouldn’t be perfect but it’d be a solution. he certainly isn’t going to ring up elena and admit that the grand gesture he’s been preparing to make up for his shortcomings as of late has FAILED before it even begins. @lcrenzo
enzo can’t exactly say that this is his area of expertise. nor would he say that this is even an area of interest for him, frankly. he had long since given up on the idea of having children of his own. those very hopes were dashed the moment consumption took hold of him. the point is ---- he would have said no. had damon specified why his presence was requested, his response would have been a rather quick and succinct NO. alas, damon ( perhaps purposefully so ) was fairly vague in his invitation, and enzo is to curiosity as moth is to flame. “ i’m not sure I’M particularly qualified to answer that question, mate, ” he drawls as he leans against the exterior of the car with an unparalleled calm. “ in my day, you just held the thing and hoped for the best. ” whether or not that is true, he isn’t entirely sure. he doesn’t suppose it matters all that much. “ at least, i think so. never really had a car, myself. i suppose it depends on how much you want your spawn to LIVE. ”










