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angie in let it snow.
celeb / non-celeb aus tho
āiām your biggest fan so i snuck backstage to meet you after a show, but it turns out your security guards are a lot tougher than they look, so now iām being shouted at/possibly tased and now youāre walking by andĀ oh god this isnāt how i wanted this to goā au
āi entered a contest to be your plus one to an event and wtf i actually won?!ā au
āiām trying to start a celebrity gossip blog and you are an effing trainwreck so now iām lowkey stalking you in hopes of getting a humiliating storyā au
āitās the middle of the night on a saturday and iāve been thrown into holding by the cops and am i high or did i just get thrown into the same holding cell as a celebrity???ā au
āof all the cars in the world for me to have tried to steal, it had to be YOURS?ā au
āiām an extra in a movie/music video that youāre starring in and idec if youāre super famous and iām a nobody, plz notice meā au
alternatively,Ā āiām just an extra, but the star has a crush on me?! what????ā au
āiām famous as hell and yet i seem to have met the ONE person in this bar who doesnāt have a damn clue how i am, this is hilarious, iām just gonna ride this outā au
tbh give me a long-distance relationship that begins with one sending fanmail to the other and āwait you actually wrote me back?!ā au
āwhile hiding from the paparazzi i ran into the first building i saw and it turns out you work here and what the fuck do you mean youāre closed and i have to get out, have some mercy!ā au
āof all the wrong numbers in the world, the nude i meant to send to my significant other wound up on YOUR phoneā au
the same au but in reverse, aka,Ā āwtf why did i get a random nude from my favorite celebrity??? am i on catfish???ā au
āweāre on a reality show where half the contestants are famous and the other half are just regular peopleā au
āyou read one of my thirst tweets on a talk show and now my thirst is a minor internet sensation, so thanks for thatā au
āi just went to one of your shows, and now an hour later youāve tweeted about some gorgeous person you noticed in the crowd and wait why does this describe me exactlyā au
any plot with a soft, sweet, submissive male that needs to be protected at all costs because heās naive and doesnāt know how to speak up for himself with a girl thatās dominant, rough around the edges, not afraid of anything, and is ready to take on the world.
iām a slut for plots where the bad boy becomes soft for the girl that everybody least expects him to be with. give me an au where heās a fuck boy, in a gang, a drug dealer, or just a drop out or somethin and sheās like total girl next door, or a nerd, or just v sweet and innocent, or whatever else and he has to actually try to win her over and thereās a lot of angst cause she just thinks sheās some other girl to him but sheās actually his whole world and he keeps getting angry with himself and her because she wonāt believe him
some prompts you can take if you want
I suggested we play spin the bottle so i could kiss you, but now everyone else is kissing you except me :/
I meant to grab the popcorn, not your crotch, sorry
I had a bad dream about you so now iām calling to make sure youāre ok
thereās a real creep at the club trying to hit me up right now and you look pretty fit so pls pretend to be my date so he can leave
we were supposed to make fettuccini but youāre a child that likes to start food fights apparently
okay i get it. youāre sorry. now stop serenading me and trying to climb up to my bedroom at 1am. youāre gonna hurt yourself.
I see you got stood up and I feel bad for you so letās have a drink
I accidently fell asleep on your shoulder on the train and now you probably think iām weird
I put my love letter in your locker by mistake. It was meant for your friend, not you. Can I have it back now?
I donāt know you, but you smell amazing and now I canāt stop smelling you, but now youāre looking at me like Iām some kind of freak.
Youāve never seen Titanic before, so now Iām gonna make you watch it.
I always hear you singing on your balcony (below mine) every morning, but suddenly youāve stopped?
Youāve got some chocolate on the side of your lip, but Iām not sure if I wanna tell you because you look so cute.
I have an audition for a love/romantic scene and youāre the only one around who can help me.
I made a joke about one of your biggest insecurities and now I feel like an asshole. Can I make it up to you?
I was cleaning up and I found an old birthday card I gave to you years ago. Why did you keep it?
I was trying to be cool, but I sprained my leg and now youāre carrying me on your back to the infirmary to aid me.
I gave you the most heartfelt love letter, but you gave it back to me with spelling and punctuation corrections?!
Iāve never kissed anyone before and now youāve caught me in the bathroom pretending to kiss the mirror.
more prompts I came up with over the weekend
Iām short and I really need that box of macaroni on the top shelf and youāre the only tall person in the aisle.
I have no idea who you are but we keep running into each other today at the theme park and now im wondering if its fate?
You said you made ābrowniesā for my birthday and now weāre high as a fucking kite??
I know Iām the one who suggested we watch a scary movie, but now I canāt sleep. Can I sleep in your room?
I came as a Jedi for a Halloween party and now thereās a person dressed as Darth Vader trying to hit me up.
I was listening to the radio and I heard you make a request for me, but I have no clue who you are?
I suggested we go to the beach but everyone is checking you out in your swimsuit and now iām jealous, but i canāt say anything because weāre not even dating.
Thereās a myth that couples that kiss when they reach the top of a ferris wheel will stay together foreverā¦.but i obviously donāt believe that stuffā¦.obviously.
Um excuse me? This is a library. Can you and your noisey friends stop coming in everyday just to be a disturbance?
Iām the lowest rank in our class and youāre the highest and now Iām literally on my knees begging you to help tutor me!!
I meant to tie my shoe, but somehow my hair got caught on to the button of your trousers and now my face is in your crotch area.
I wanted to make you cookies, but they turned to shit but youāre still eating them anyway.
Itās pouring rain outside the club and weāre both drunk, but thereās only one taxi cab left for the night.
I meant to pretend to drown so you could save me, but now Iām actually drowning!
I may or may not have lied and told you I was scared of bears just so you could sleep in the same tent as me.
I told you Iāve never slow danced before and now youāre showing me how in the middle of your kitchen late at night.
You forgot to pay the electricity bill and now our lights just went off. What now?
WANTED: A CUTE BOY WITH MESSY HAIR WHO IS TALL AND SMELLS NICE AND ENJOYS CUDDLES, WHO WILL TAKE ME TO AQUARIUMS AND POINT TO THE UGLIEST FISH THEY CAN SEE AND SAYĀ āTHAT ONE IS YOUā BUT WHO WILL ALSO TAKE ME TO PLANETARIUMS AND TELL ME THAT I AM PRETTIER THAN ALL OF THE STARS IN THE SKY.
plot where muse a is about to get married but they donāt really want to get married and they were pressured into it and they just smiled and nodded and went along with it, but then on their wedding day they say āFUCK THISā and bolt the FUCK out of there with no real idea of where theyāre going or what theyāre gonna do because they canāt face their family and friends after their disappearing act
and muse b is driving along when they see this distraught person walking along the side of the road wearing wedding clothes for some reason so they pull over and offer them a ride and muse a says yes even though they have NO clue where they want to go. they explain their situation to muse b, who suggests they just run ā go nowhere in particular and just enjoy their newfound freedom
cue roadtrip, deep conversations, friendship, and possibly shippy shenanigans
can i have a m/m plot where muse a has a girlfriend but heās constantly sneaking around with muse b, which happens to be his girlfriendās best friend. & muse a constantly tells muse b that heās gonna leave her, but it never happens. but there are plenty of late night calls/hookups, and angst, and jealous and just :~(Ā
i just walked in on you working as a cam girl / guy and holy shit no wonder you make so much money.
I want a soft kind of love. A best friends kind of love. A "good morning baby, I'll make coffee and meet you in the shower" kind of love. I want lazy Sundays spent in bed and groggy Mondays getting ready for work side by side. I want the kind of love that makes you question if you ever felt love before. I want slow and steady and I want jumping headfirst into anything as long as we're together. The kind of love that feels like home and like a great adventure. I want that love.