Poster of Shit. Certified Internet Dumbass.

I also have a shitty Youtube channel (LD Commando)

[ldcommando]

This is what everyone felt like listening to 505 for the first time.

IF YOU HAVE NOT HEARD THIS MASTERPIECE OF A SONG THEN DO NOT WATCH THIS VIDEO YET! GO LISTEN TO IT START TO FINISH!

[ldcommando]

Older folks always talk about why Gen Z is so apathetic and chaotic.

Now I think I’ve figured out why we are the way that we are, and it all comes down to that old saying “When life gives you lemons…”

The thing is, it hasn’t given us any lemons. The Millennials got the scraps, the very last ones. We’ve grown up into accepting that there will be no more lemons.

Life’s fuck-all outta lemons.

[ldcommando]

Friendly reminder that the Death Star’s destruction of Alderaan probably resulted in the extinction or near-extinction of several hundred plant and animal species :)

[girlrandomstuff]

I'M ABOUT TO COMIT CRIME

[ldcommando]

Fair and proportionate response. Excellent.

[ldcommando]

I don’t think there’s a conceivable way to convince me that Peter 3 was not an avid Tumblr user. The fact that he was an edgy skater kid, the timeline, His. Freaking. Room. It all adds up.

[ldcommando]

Lmao I forgot about the pepto bottle

[ldcommando]

I don’t think there’s a conceivable way to convince me that Peter 3 was not an avid Tumblr user. The fact that he was an edgy skater kid, the timeline, His. Freaking. Room. It all adds up.

[ldcommando]

Apparently there was some sort of sexual orientation we were supposed to go to but I must’ve missed it

[i-am-a-joltik]

I am a Joltik.

[itsapmseymour]

S-Son?

[ldcommando]

Bit off more than you could chew?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i have some questions yet i find myself too afraid to seek answers

[moltenparadox]

By the way, what were you originally searching for?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

dumbass libertarian town experiences massive local bear infestation as a direct result of dumbass libertarian management

[ldcommando]

Isn’t that the plot of Parks & Rec? Idk I haven’t watched the show…

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

seances with the dead or, as I like to call em, taking the ol' fishing rod out to the river styx

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

so it turns out disney lied to me (again) and this is not actually a classically accurate representation of the ancient grecian river styx of the underworld

this is not apparently Hades' preferred storage method for the souls of the dead and damned

that being said i think it would make a real nifty Girls Night Out to take a fishing net & one of those hook-on-a-stick thingaroos & take a boat out to see what we can drag up to the murky surface :D

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

well now i'm getting conflicting accounts come on ya'll is the River Styx strewn with the decaying souls-and-or-bodies of the Dearly Departed like a frat house parking lot littered with beer bottles during pledge week or not it's not a difficult question

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

so this resolves nothing, but i stumbled across this illustration of Charon the Ferryman "forcing reluctant sinners onto his boat by beating them with his oar" and now I have more questions than before

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

#charon: y'all need to quit lamenting your fates and settle down #gonna tip the boat at this rate

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

oh these tags: #imagine lamenting this #imagine getting upset about joining the eternal soup#make my soul into a tasty broth

[ldcommando]

Hm. Good soup.

[ldcommando]

Lord forgive me for what I’m about to do

[uncomfortablyhigh1992]

I have a good ass clan if you want to join lol

[ldcommando]

I’m in one with some friends of mine thanks tho

[doomedyuri]

ULDREN SOV and CROW in SEVER - RECONCILIATION.

I’ll always be balancing on the edge of something terrible. But now I have someone to pull me back. Who? You.

[ldcommando]

I don’t WANT him to have any redemption goddamn it!

[itsapmseymour]

Ey, you Fiving My Guys right now?

Dunkin my Donuts?

Internationally Housing MY PANCAKES?!

[ldcommando]

Kremin’ my Krispies?

[ldcommando]

Got the coof lol my eyeballs feel like melting ping-pong balls

[itsapmseymour]

Every Artist who has done Fanart of Long Mian.

I love you all

-Sincerely, the Voice of Long Boy

[ldcommando]

I read “by fall out by boy”…

[pukicho]

I got new glass mouse feet for my superlight mouse and I have this fancy artisan mousepad shit but it’s stupid cause now my mouse moves on its own now since my table is like 1 degree off-level because I have created a frictionless mouse experience, it’s just fucking moving, it’s moving RIGHT now.

[pukicho]

Stop this

[ldcommando]

Reminds me of the Rick and Morty “True Level” episode

[ldcommando]

Lord forgive me for what I’m about to do

[ldcommando]

I just got clash of clans and I think I’m already addicted because I keep opening and closing it every 10 minutes to check if shit’s done upgrading knowing damn well it hasn’t