Le Fruitcake

this is the bin where I collect all the things I want to glance at again Don’t look at my stuff No Don’t touch that

[highlandvalley]

[kingthekj]

Great way to start a friendship

[kingcaroline]

Trio

[le-fruitcake]

Of a beautfull friendship

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[exuberantocean]

Clearly he doesn't know how to follow directions because he only made it more awesome.

[yourboykurt]

Yeah that slaps

[ophilosoraptoro]

It doesn't just slap, it sucker punches you

[stupidpetface]

[naamahdarling]

Opposite energy of the TWAS I WHO SET THE HOUSE ABLAZE cat.

[k-simplex-deactivated20241001]

[heartwarminganimals]

It wimdy

[drtanner]

OH NO HER BLOOMERS

[heartwarminganimals]

It wimdy

[pkmndaisuki]

[slushyseals]

video credit: Rob Harcourt

Not only can you see the MOMENT this Weddell seal decided to prank the Crabeater seal, BUT HE LAUGHS AT HIM AFTER HE DOES IT! Ah Weddells <3

[stultiloquentia]

Turn sound on for asshole seal laughter.

[distinguishedbaloney]

[eilooxara]

Non cooking spray stick

[eilooxara]

Non spray stick cooking

[that-house]

Non cooking stick spray

[yeahokayillreblogthat]

yeah okay ill reblog that

[distinguishedbaloney]

[eilooxara]

Non cooking spray stick

[eilooxara]

Non spray stick cooking

[that-house]

Non cooking stick spray

[yeahokayillreblogthat]

yeah okay ill reblog that

[beyonce-knowles-carter]

ADVENTURE TIME (2010 - 2018)

[luisonte]

Están empezando a pensar

[secondlina]

How to draw some meeses. Some cheese bois. Some rodent squadron.

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

“i also choose this guy’s dead wife” was easily the #1 funniest thing to ever be written on the internet.

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

you can know the punchline but you can’t stop it from punching you.

[mighty-meerkat]

i do also feel the need to add that phil8248 really liked the joke. he said his wife had always had a dark sense of humour, even about her illness and death, and seeing the joke made him feel like he was laughing with her one last time.

[funny-tik-toks]

[alexyquest]

[ofdarklands]

weird little man

[secondlina]

✨️Lich & Mushroom for everrr🍄

[puttingcursesondonaldjtrump]

[ayellowbirds]

Further note: the OP/artist originally posted this February 15, 2018. 

[biomaterial]

The night gardener once asked me if I knew how citrus trees died: when they reach old age, if they are not cut down and they manage to survive drought, disease and innumerable attacks of pests, fungi and plagues, they succumb from overabundance. When they come to the end of their life cycle, they put out a final, massive crop of lemons. In their last spring their flowers bud and blossom in enormous bunches and fill the air with a smell so sweet that it stings your nostrils from two blocks away; then their fruits ripen all at once, whole limbs break off due to their excessive weight, and after a few weeks the ground is covered with rotting lemons. It is a strange sight, he said, to see such exuberance before death.

When We Cease to Understand the World, Benjamín Labatut

[biomaterial]

thank you for the insight

[warningsine]