i really like bread

also your face. your faaaaaaaace

[nxtome]

[dennys]

just thought you should know

[dailymarvelheroes]

get you a man who can do both

[nitramaraho]

one of my patients came in for an emergency visit, because she snapped the wire on her retainer watching the movie when MBJ took his shirt off she clenched her teeth so fucking hard she snapped it. that is the fucking funniest shit ever to me this tiny 17 year old girl thirsting so goddamn hard she busted steel

[crystalitesummerstar]

Y'all, it gets better. She found out.

[buzzfeed]

We interviewed her, obviously.

[buzzfeed]

update:

[scarecrow-hero]

You’ve heard of

now introducing

[blooddropmoon]

we can go lower

[carazelaya]

1. My biggest pet peeve is people complaining about how busy they are as an excuse to be shitty about communication/plans 2. My biggest turn on is busy people who embrace it and still make a point to keep up the communication/flirting/plan making

he’s killin it y’all be 👏🏼 high 👏🏼 value

[fullten-deactivated20240430]

Undercover boss is such a bullshit show

[wwwdotamandapleeeasedotcom]

WHY!!!

[fullten-deactivated20240430]

A boss going through all levels of THEIR company? That should be standard. ALL BOSSES SHOULD KNOW WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON. That should be everyday. Like, this is your money? This is your company? You own this? You should know it?

But the endings are the worst. They pick like 4-5 employees, decide whether or not they are “worthy” of the money.

These bosses hear, THEY HEAR, their employees say shit like, “I have to work three jobs to support myself.” “I had to work while I was on chemo because I couldn’t afford not too.” “I can’t even afford to take care of my kids on this salary.”

The boss hears this. Gives them money. Tearful thank you from those 4 employees.

What about your hundreds to thousands of other employees?????

Like these greedy manipulative fucks understand that these people NEED money, but they only give an adequate amount to four people???? When everyone in their company needs the company they are dedicating their lives too to care about them?? And pay them a living wage???

Like, how heartless of a person can you be, to know, TO KNOW, TO SEE IT IN YOUR FACE, that your company is working people to death, and you just give some people money for the cameras and tell your other employees to go fuck themselves

[benefitscrounger]

it’s nothing but poverty porn, and a way of making people think that bosses aren’t so bad, see, they gave money to these people so they don’t starve how selfless of them!! ignoring the fact that those people (and all the employees) should’ve been getting a living wage in the first place.

[mintendo96]

Like they portray their hardships as if they arent inherently their fault. Like omfg this person had to work and take care of their dying husband?! That literally would not happen if they gave people adequate healthcare and pay so that when an emergency happens they can take a fucking break. Or the people who say they work three jobs thats because this fucker doesn’t pay a living wage.

Fuck off with your ‘charity’ work when literally being a decent human being would have not created these situations in the first place.

[fullten-deactivated20240430]

THANK YOU

[cwunch]

[moosefeels]

apprentice and master baker makin biscuits

[disgustinganimals]

i can’t wait until these blankets come out of the oven i’m so hungry

[wellyfullofale]

I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh

[thequeenofsunflowers-deactivate]

reblog for next thursday to be the best day of your life

[sheholdsyoucaptivated]

Start seeing people and relationships as they are, not as what they have the potential to be. Potential isn’t prediction, and it is unrealistic (and oftentimes, ultimately disappointing) to equate the two. Optimism, open mindedness, and the understanding/belief that people and circumstances can change are positive qualities, but there is a fine line between optimism and delusion. It isn’t pessimistic to see things simply as they are; it’s realistic and can save you from disappointment and disenchantment that comes with assuming people and relationships are on an upward trajectory of improvement when, more often than not, what you see is what you get.

Ask yourself: if this person/relationship didn’t change and remained exactly are they currently are/it currently is, would you still want to remain involved? If the answer is no, you’re attached to the potential, not the reality, and it is in your best interest to let them go. Why expend unnecessary time and energy trying to mold someone/something into something they’re/it’s not, when you could just as easily invest that same time and energy into building something with someone who is already on the same page as you and whose personality, way of being, approach to life, and future goals are already in line with yours? Free yourself from the binds of unrealistic expectations stemming from unrealistic perceptions and enjoy the liberation and lightness that will follow.

[gifsboom]

[potedo]

Whoever invented kangaroos is a fucking idiot

[literal-ghost]

Kangaroos are animals that seem like they should be cryptids but it’s an entire species.

[catgirl-bartender]

God: What if we just made a really horrible man? Give it. Give it lots of things. Tail leg. Belly sack. Talons. Abs. taste for flesh. Valid driver’s license. Fur.

[accidental-muse]

the ability to beat the goddamn piss out of you.

[mudwerks]

and taunt you afterward

[shabbytigers]

excuse me, this is an actual kangaroo? not a cunning-edit furry joke? you’re telling me this is what literal live kangaroos look like in real life?

[lokispriestess-deactivated20181]

yeah kangaroos are actually pretty mean looking. The cute ones are wallabies.

kangaroo^

wallaby^

kangaroo^

wallaby^

[shabbytigers]

this is just so fucked up

[actualhumancryptid]

As an Australian I can attest that our national symbol is indeed a jerk.

[grootficguy]

i just left my job. i couldn’t work for that man after what he said to me.

[qeckoi]

what did he say

[grootficguy]

“you’re fired”

[charaznable]

why do text posts these days sound like vaudeville humor

[murdux]

Anubis cosplaying T'challa 👑

[ithelpstodream]

[thedevilscub]

I don’t get presents for believing in myself tho….

[beysexuality]

Yes you do, it’s called treating yourself bitch!!!!

[thedevilscub]

[gallusrostromegalus]

Unexpected Benefit of Black Panther: my local pet shelters went from having something like 50-60 black cats between them to having NONE, becuase they’ve all been adopted out and named after the characters. “T’challa” is the most popular, but there are a fair number of “Okoye”s and “Shuri”s as well.

…and one very confused Elderly Humane Society Volunteer wondering why someone would name such a sweet cat “Killmonger”.

[weavemama]

THIS IS HOW YOU START THE PROCESS OF CHANGE

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via alexissantoraaa)

[njadakasrage]

My aesthetic is seeing black athletes doing the Wakanda Salute