CAVIAR & CIGARETTES

I like books more than people. J'ai besoin de plus de rêves et moins de vie. Das Leben ist Kampf.

[bergdorfsworld]

[xpi3tian]

[teenagerposts]

[galaxys4-deactivated20180402]

“u know that feel when no gf” no actually i dont because im a MANLY MAN who plays SEVERAL sports am i right my fellow sportsmen

[twerkingwhiteboy-deactivated201]

name all seven sports

[galaxys4-deactivated20180402]

ball throw

ball catch

ball run

ball kick

shoot ball

dong touch

memes

get fuckin wrecked

[dinogore-blog]

when ur parents go out food shopping

[sadgrl]

[thatsthat24]

Spidey Training is Going Well 🕸

[allmyknivesaremadeoutofbutter-d]

surrounding myself with people who also love to hang out on the floor

[endofeva1997]

squad goals

[homoerotic-ads]

I just found the funniest picture ever…this is from the first pride rally in Philadelphia, 1972 

[leireunzueta]

Last night in the Arctic Circle. Norway, it’s been a pleasure! I’m sure we’ll be back! (en Tromso - Above the Arctic Circle) https://www.instagram.com/p/B9mwU-Xox2u/?igshid=vm2or9j6bntl

[onlytwitterpics]

[vintagehomecollection]

Classic Country Style And How to Achieve It, 1990

[heartbeatemoji]

remember when Aang settled a 100 year old feud between two tribes by telling a whole entire lie without a single regret? Libra

[afeelgoodblog]

Damn girl

[blackfemmejeanvaljean]

[official-portugal]

twitter

[belldomar]

A quick translation:

Dude: OK, guys, let’s assign the disasters. Hum, tsunami. Who wants the tsunami?

2004: Yeah, I’ll have the tsunami.

Dude: OK, 2004 has the tsunami. 2012, do you still want the asteroid?

2012: Nah, no need.

Dude: Cool, let’s schedule that for 2030. OK, 2020, I have-

2020: FIRES.

Dude: OK, we can do fires, no problem-

2020: NUCLEAR TENSION.

Dude: Fires and… nuclear tension?

2020: PANDEMIC.

Dude: 2020, you can’t just- just have EVERYTHING-

2020: KOBE BRYANT DIES IN A HELICOPTER ACCIDENT.

1986: Wh-who’s Kobe Bryant?

1347: Heli-what?

Dude: So, you’re asking for fires, nuclear tension, a pandemic AND the death of basketball legend in your year!?

2020: TILL MARCH.

Dude: C’mon. Guys, help me with this.

1986: I would say something, but… CHERNOBYL! Oops, am I right?

2014: At least you still have the twin towers.

2000: Wait, what do you mean?

1347: I agree that 2020 is pushing it-

1945: YOU’RE LITERALLY- You’re the high point of the Bubonic plague!

1347: Oh, much apologies, Sir TWO ATONIC BOMBS!

1945: It’s ATOMIC, you f*ing medieval-

1347: Who are you calling medieval, G.I. Joe. Go play with your-

1945: Here we go again-

2000: Now, seriously, what-

1: Y’all want BREAD?!

1347, with a funny accent: Look at me! I have ME.DI.CI.NE.

[cuteless]

date someone you could have fun at a grocery store with