Je Veux Vivre

My nom de plume is John. I'm from New York and I'm 18 years old

[alexander]

when the vitamin gummies kick in

[toastbutteregg]

this is so stressful to watch

[frolicious]

[weloveshortvideos]

[mercedesbenzodiazepine]

Oh my fucking GOD

[likeamillionsuns]

this is the best thing I have ever seen with my own two eyes.

[jumpingjacktrash]

oh my gosh he’s gently play-biting them like they’re his own babies

[cozymochi]

@since-the-900s

[thespectacularspider-girl]

This lion’s name is Bonedigger and he was born with a crippling bone disease, so the keepers introduced three dachshunds to give him companionship; Abby, Bullet and Milo.

They’re his pride now!

[valkyrie-wrath-deactivated20190]

This is the only fucking thing I care about, do you hear me.

[gaycism]

Mike Myers and Eddie Murphy really took turns possessing this guy

[scandiumsky]

Wreck this bussy shrek boi

[journeymanfool]

I want him to perform this reenactment while fully inside me and watch me transcend the astral plane

[shesmelancholy]

[rowdy-red-riot]

my mum sent me this vid which demonstrates how to use a (usb) charger when ur power goes out, using a car usb plugin, charging cable,a pen spring, and a 9V battery

hopefully someone out there finds this useful

[goopy-amethyst-deactivated20250]

Bitch is livin in 2050

[kyraneko]

She’s also a witch, she got that usb plugged in on the second try.

[chadleymacguff]

[thetalkingleadstotouching]

I’m walking everywhere like this from now on.

[lailamcquen]

[lifeofadude]

Wow

[mutantranger-deactivated2022040]

Watch this!

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[zooophagous]

Pics that make you go hmm ha hm hm hm ha hmm hm ha hm hm hm ha

[tyleroakley]

oh my god

[setheverman]

this. this is art.

[eatnsand-deactivated20190214]

Trust me. I’m a mom.

[theonlylivingboyinnewyork]

Why does this man dressed up as a woman remind me so much of Scarlett Johanson?

[culturedwalnuts]

“You don’t spend time in Phoenix, you lose time in Phoenix”

[catchymemes]

[yamad-a]

[weloveshortvideos]

Omg I know Adele wanted to scream

[lopmon]

omfg…

[breaktotheotherside]

[blake-james]

This will never get old.

[cleothegoldfish]

😂😂😂

[quietstorm-thundathighs]

Omg

[babybuu-deactivated20180707]

Lmfaoooooo

[surprisebitch]

she really did her best to hold it in jsalkfjkl

[fangirlshideout]

[shanemichael]

It’s fucking red.

[stupidfuckingdumbfuckingbearname]

I’ve literally waited for this video for years. i’ve been reading the gif in the wrong tone the entire time

[zaziesource]

New York delivered the most intellectual, calm, and wellspoken , and also funniest reads I’ve ever heard in my life. 😭😭😭😂 And that’s why she’s the queen of reality TV show. ❤

[m-swwiiwws]

this is my favorite monologue of all time

[vankawave]

proof that kristen wiig is motherfucking amazing!!!

[playitasitslays]

this is one of my favorite sketches ever

[le-voci]

OH MY GOD

[teathattast]

cronch

[princesstigerbelle]

They screm

They screm for the cronch

[jesustwink]

This is what I opened my tumblr for

[gaycrane-deactivated20210730]

The screaming pigeons are my favourite kind of pigeons

[le-voci]