Audrielles flower garden

Audrielle|scorpio|she/her|20|Lesbian

[queenbruv]

where’s my queer eye: girls edition, i want five lesbians to come give my life a makeover

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

if five lesbians gave your life a makeover you’d become their 6th lesbian

[aprilslady-deactivated20181029]

Yes. Queer Eye but every episode they accumulate more lesbians until there’s enough to populate a small European country

[yekkes]

Ideal

[everets]

*talks about demons loudly in local diner*

[spoiledchestnut]

Alien: You shouldn’t eat that.

Human: What?

Alien: That thing. Don’t you know it’s extremely acidic? Enough to cause eventual deterioration of your flesh?

Human: ….it’s a fucking pineapple.

[hornygold]

Alien: But that thing contains bromelain, it’ll destroy your body’s proteins!

Human: Not if I digest the bromelain first.

Alien: Humans are insane!

[crazy-pages]

“Not if I digest it first” is an official human motto, in close competition with “not if I pet it first”.

[weavemama]

cat hate is just so…….. embarrassing

[gogomrbrown]

I learned in a Latin Studies class (with a chill white dude professor) that when the Europeans first saw Aztec cities they were stunned by the grid. The Aztecs had city planning and that there was no rational lay out to European cities at the time. No organization.

[punkrockradio]

When the Spanish first arrived in Tenochtitlan (now downtown mexico city) they thought they were dreaming. They had arrived from incredibly unsanitary medieval Europe to a city five times the size of that century’s london with a working sewage system, artificial “floating gardens” (chinampas), a grid system, and aqueducts providing fresh water. Which wasn’t even for drinking! Water from the aqueducts was used for washing and bathing- they preferred using nearby mountain springs for drinking. Hygiene was a huge part if their culture, most people bathed twice a day while the king bathed at least four times a day. Located on an island in the middle of a lake, they used advanced causeways to allow access to the mainland that could be cut off to let canoes through or to defend the city. The Spanish saw their buildings and towers and thought they were rising out of the water. The city was one of the most advanced societies at the time.

Anyone who thinks that Native Americans were the savages instead of the filthy, disease ridden colonizers who appeared on their land is a damn fool.

[robotsandfrippary]

They’ve also recently discovered a lost Native American city in Kansas called Etzanoa It rivals the size of Cahokia, which was very large as well.

[fullmetalquest-deactivated20211]

Makes me happy to see people learn about the culture of my country :D

[deejay]

Source

[days-e]

Hi,I’m back!

Stickers can be found on Redbubble

[bowsersex-deactivated20220424]

Why do warrior cats fans draw cats so fucking buff

[bowsersex-deactivated20220424]

Actual Cats:

How y’all Warrior fans be drawin cats:

[bowsersex-deactivated20220424]

I hate this post cause Warrior Cats fans in the comments are defending the author for saying his cat characters have rippling muscles saying “feral cats are actually buff, you just used pics of house cats.” Like y’all nerds need to stop readin Warrior Cats if you think cats can actually be that fucking buff

[jevilcore]

They’re furries, Kyle

[she-keeps-me-sapphic]

i know i always say how much i want a gf, but can you imagine having a girlfriend????? like??? actually. having. a. girlfriend???? a girl who loves you? and cares for you? and gets worried about you? a girl that misses you?? is that real?? the concept of “girlfriend” is too much for my heart, i cant believe it exists wtf

[oldtumblhurgoyf]

you: lich

me, an intellectual: spelleton

[artsappho-blog]

My girlfriend: *studiously doing her accounting homework, listening to instrumental music, very focused*

Me: *upside down in my desk chair* do you think stars have feelings

[jomjjeoro]

hey guys. this is my invention. check it out

[bastionkeeper]

listen no matter how depressed I am whenever this post shows up on my dash I fucking lose it I just laugh so hard, it’s such a good post. The way it’s presented? Soap on a sink nozzle, okay clearly this is some sort of handwashing appliance. Then there’s just water going everywhere no further explanation it’s so good I’m so happy

[anhoi-deactivated20161129]

Why do whites love ouija boards? If they want to learn about demons they can just go to ancestry.com

[fvlani]

Shit

[austinisapickle]

This drag is so deadly omg

[trainthief]

music is the coolest thing, like theres a finite number of notes at your disposal and even after thousands of years we’re still finding new ways of putting them together. it never gets old, probably once a day I hear a new sound that just blows my mind.

[trainthief]

like tchaikovsky and cardi b both worked from the same palette to make their own completely different masterpieces 

[trainthief]

if i were high right now this reply would’ve put me in a coma 

[sinkies]

me w my fists clenched and eyes brimming w tears im gonna fuck you up. im goning to fuckc up im gonna fuck youp fukc ii mfn

[sinkies]

[hymnofvalefor]

Why is this picture paper copied

[witchgays]

hey

[celestial-naiad]

I fixed it

[crankyda3rd]

[direthorn]

okay but consider:

[celestial-naiad]

Doesnt change the fact that putting “gay” and “lesbian” on the same chart is redundant and there’s no reason to keep straight people out of it. Why not make a meme that everyone can relate to and share? Why do we always need to split each other apart? That’s my take on it.

[oatmeal-brain]

I already rb’d this but oh my god

I don’t want to complain but as a Straightie™, I always feel really left out whenever these charts are posted? The closest I can get to is bi, it’s not fair AT ALL.

It’s fine to make jokes about “Offending those Darn Straights” or whatever but something that’s supposed to be a community joke (or whatever this is supposed to be) just leaves us as hurt and left out as you guys probably feel irl (considering that hets actually make up the majority of the population)

[witchgays]

you deserve to feel left out for making me read this dumbass comment

[liquidstar]

gay people: here’s a meme for gay people by gay people, for us gay people to enjoy since we dont really get many things of our own and we like to have in-jokes for our own community. have fun with it haha

straight people, as if everything in the world isnt already heterosexual all the fucking time because they bud into lgbt+ stuff to Hetero-ify it: 

[deltoraquest]

Here’s your inclusion straights

[adreamcalledeternity]

Straight people can be so fragile gotdamn fragile

[aaliyahbreaux]

I wish more boys wore high waisted pants