The Story of My Life

I exaggerate 99% of the time, so don't read too deeply into it. Obsessed with Pokemon, D&D 5e, Animal Crossing PocketCamp, The Adventure Zone: Balance, Wheel of Time, Harry Potter, and The Princess Bride.

[beesmygod]

what is the child annihilating zipline

in 2010, a camp counselor goon logged on to the somethingawful forums asking for help with the zipline he build from scratch, and with no engineering knowledge, that didn’t seem to be working right. when he tested it with a sandbag, it continued to gather speed during the entirety of the 143 foot drop (19 degree slope) until it slammed into the wooden platform at the bottom at a speed of 65mph, presumably creating a child paste that would have to be scraped off to be sent home. there were pictures.

[acridrainshowers]

groverhaus and the child-annihilating zipline are classics of post and we will never forget them

too bad the zipline isn’t as famous. the fucked-up bathroom has even gained more traction than the child-exploding summer camp zipline. there is no justice

[onceiwashere]

i love this but DON’T denigrate the fucked up bathroom that’s a legend

[patrickdiomedes]

fucked up bathroom?

[onceiwashere]

before and after extensive diy renovations 

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

this looks like a doom wad

[goatplanet]

The extremely good news is that someone DID make it into a doom wad

https://twitter.com/dietinghippo/status/1102879467741966336

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

this is un fucking believable

[football-in-tuxedos]

I’m sorry, y’all are selling RIPline (The Machine to Kill Children) short, so I need to bring in YouTuber and generally amazing person Dan Olson in to sum this up for me

And some visual aides

[ohmygoles]

Pupperrito

Look at this lil burrito! Coco is happy burrito! :’D I love hugging and wrapping Coco in her fluffy blanket and making her cosy. Have any of you tried doing this with your pets? :3

[catcrumb]

[altafpatel]

How to spot signs and symptoms of Breast Cancer 

[claireslash]

Reblog to literally save a life

[maximasmac]

whish they told us this in school, all they did was say “feel for lumps, you will know when you feel it”

[beyonce-knowles-carter]

Avatar: The Last Airbender - The Tales of Ba Sing Se (2006) THE TALE OF IROH

[mspaintly]

I think it’s important for people to know that Mako was the original voice actor of Uncle Iroh. He had esophageal cancer. Tales from Ba Sing Se was his last day of voice work for the show before he passed away. The drawing of Iroh’s son here in this episode was based on Mako himself when he was young, and the song Leaves from the Vine was written about him because he had also been a soldier. He never got to see the episode air. In Legend of Korra, Mako was named after him. Greg Baldwin took over for him after he passed, but refuses to sing Leaves from the Vine because “that’s Mako’s song.”

[veliseraptor]

Porn/smut of any kind is bad for your mind, health, and soul. For your own sake please consider stopping. I know you have a good heart and can be better than this.

it took me a little while to figure out the vibe this ask was giving me (puritan minister? victorian matron?) but I did eventually nail it down and I think it’s this:

anyway thank you for your concern anon, I will not change and in fact I think I’m gonna go write some more extremely questionable porn just for you!

[clickbaitcowboy]

Not sure if this has been posted to tumblr already but here are 10 valuable ASL signs for protesters

[carohoku]

I’m deaf and fluent singer. Their signs are correct. Right person’s signs are more accurate than left. Especially with ‘protect’

I dont know who the hell the B stands for but god its disgusting that you ship anyone with Dib. Thats a whole ass child, freak. Wanted to follow for the Pokemon content but you're out here shipping whatever the fuck badr is. Dont fucking ship the kids with irkens jesus christ

HUH????? BADR IS MY NAME ITS A NAME IN ARABIC I DON’T EVEN WATCH ZIM DUGDHBCHBVHJVFH WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU ON

[pokemonblack2white2nintndods2k12]

this is what you guys get for naming ships in your show in such a stupid way

[diedforeverlol]

same energy

[menstits]

holy trinity

[deadlock]

The fourth horseman

[bewizard-remaking]

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

[cure4psycho]

Here’s another for yall

[rafa-starkiller]

Klubb deserves a mention

[above-average-gravy-deactivated]

Tumblr gremlins lack any form of reading comprehension and misunderstand literally everything, more at 11.

[psyeyeonyou-deactivated20200616]

This is what happens when you’re addicted to outrage.

Have a hammer? EVERYTHING looks like a nail!

[servalias]

we got a new one

[ankle-beez]

No Notes 0 Comprehension Post

[papermachette-deactivated202604]

Great dad. A+ for trauma.

[stargazing-enby]

And that's that on that.

[stargazing-enby]

Apparently I wasn't done 🤔

[lymmea]

These are FABULOUS, OP, but can I suggest one to the riff of "QUEERNESS IS NOT DEFINED BY THE AMOUNT PEOPLE HAVE SUFFERED"?

[stargazing-enby]

Thanks! Here you go 🥰

Some other additions:

Inspired by @unicorn-in-the-library:

And because @surfs-up-roxy wanted an ace one:

I didn't want to make the message ace-specific because I wanted to make a point of how all of the above include aspec people, but I tried to use an ace colour palette for the background :) I also think the message applies especially (even if not exclusively) to the ace community!

Hope you like these 🥰

[prismatic-bell]

@rockmarina possibly “all labels were made up at one point, stop being an ass”?

[philosoverted-deactivated202006]

I keep thinking about how henry cavill had to taper off water for like three days before shooting any shirtless scene in the witcher and how chris evans pretty much did the same thing playing cap, and honestly hearing that full-on broke any sense of attraction I’ve ever had for that kind of definition on a guy. I’d had no idea that’s what it takes, and if that’s what it takes then that’s not a thing for me. Drink some fucking water, jesus christ

[stele3]

Everyone should know and understand this. Healthy, hydrated skin is plump and soft. If you see anyone with tons of muscle definition, it’s probably because they’re badly dehydrated to the point of needing an IV.

[teanbones]

please don’t forget to drink water and get some sunlight because you’re basically a houseplant with complicated emotions.

[mcapriglioneart]

how to draw arms ? ? 

[swagginsloths]

holy fuck

[shoutsofthunder]

holy fuck is right… but… does it work with legs???

[mcapriglioneart]

yes !!

[empresspinto]

but how much extend

[thunar]

^^^^^^^^^^

[kvothe-kingkiller]

[gabbyzvolt25]

I NEARLY CHOKED

[lifeofcynch]

ENJFDFNFATFVFDF

[deactivated-blog]

finally. i can be accurate

[shiny-charming]

This is too fucking great to not reblog

[wishem]

I give it MASCLES

BIG MACHO

[keithislactoseintolerant-deacti]

🤣🤣

[urhella-gaychloe]

LMAOOOOOO

[fernacular]

Okay but for anyone who legit wants to know how to calculate it correctly:

The elbow joint on average rests a couple inches higher than the navel, so if you measure how long the distance is from the middle of the shoulder to that point then you have the length of the upper and fore arms!

[fernacular]

So if anyone’s wondering about legs too, the simplest rule of thumb is that the length from the top of the leg to the knee is equal to the distance between the top of the leg and the bottom of the pectorals:

And I wanna stress that when i say “top of the leg” i’m not talking about the crotch (please don’t flag me tumblr it’s an anatomical term) i’m talking about the point where the femur connects to the pelvis, which is higher up on the hips:

It’s easier to see what I’m talking about in this photo of a man squatting: 

So yeah if you use that measurement when using this technique you should get fairly realistically proportioned legs:

But remember! messing with proportions is an important and fun part of character design! Know the rules first so you can then break them however you please!

[im-a-hyperion-vault-hunter-deac]

HOW THE HELL DID I FIND THIS POST OMG

[erasaure]

[i-am-corbin-dallas]

Licherally in the midst of drawing a guy and crying at how bad the arms are. Thanks Tumbles

[drrockbell]

I only ever saw the part where people started drawing the limbs outrageously long and genuinely wanted to know how to fix that, so I’m really thankful to see the rest.

[imsupposedtobestudying-whoops]

“O.K. I grab Avi!”

[skibump724]

This is so cool

[trueloveistreacherous]

The Good Place Appreciation Week Day 6: Favorite Lesson/s

[mintbees]

okay americans how’d i do

[shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey]

3/50

[tragedyposting]

Three and a half, New York City *is* in that circle.

[tanoraqui]

A full 4 if you assume they meant Washington DC, which is also in that circle

[professorsparklepants]

Tag urself I’m from Who Cares

[perfectcromulence]

I’ve never felt so insulted on behalf of my home state

[jokin-around]

The fact that you couldn’t identify Oregon and put a drawing of bill cipher where you THOUGHT Oregon was despite the show identifying oregon on a map and mentioning it’s placement near California several times is going to kill me

[tiefling-queer]

I like how you picked the spot in the mountains by Canada to label as Nightvale, the desert place

[psychoticrambling]

you left Michigan blank but labeled one of the great lakes

[loquaciousky]

Three of the great lakes, even.

[chongoblog]

Can’t wait to tell them the tri-state area isn’t even three states

[kaoridraws]

A compilation of some of my Witcher/Disney crossover art!