this isnt small potatoes😔

I'm Hare welcome to hell and enjoy your stay

[our-queer-experience]

ive been repeating this in my head all week. auntie likes wearing the strap…….

[ghsot]

everyones got that fic they chip away at like michaelangelo sculpting david. and brother? its penis month

[ghsot]

asked my friends if they knew what i was referencing and they said no. we all know that post where someone divided how long it took michelangelo to sculpt david by it's size and went "yuuuuup. whole month spent on penis" right. sure, my search history is full variations upon "michelangelo penis month tumblr" to no avail, but we all know it. right.

[slimegargoyle]

the aquarium said you are NOTHING compared to an eel

[bedupolker]

It feels cool to be "in" on celebrity gossip before anyone else. I ran into Californian Condor V9 and looked her up on the condor lookup website. It says her current mate is dead and she has no kids but I saw her with a new man AND a juvenile.

[redstonedust]

i guess DNI lists do work in the sense that sometimes i see a user with a DNI full of so many crazy specific discourse topics and opinions that i immediately think "this person is extremely exhausting to be around and/or fourteen years old" and lose all desire to follow them. so like. it did its job. in a way.

[acidbathbunnies-moved]

this is the result of severe inbreeding. look at it it can't even breathe properly

[barstoolblues]

high at trader joes buying all yellow groceries

[loccorocco]

Accidentally decapitated one of my basil sprouts. Comic practice

[diesaur]

What is this? Should I kill it?

[the-forest-library]

[the-forest-library]

Love it when a post finds its intended audience

[calware]

i really love this genre of image

[lunarthesugarglider]

[villaqueen]

The best part of that video is that the owner found the ORIGINAL plush later on the beach and took another video with it after their grandmother stitched it back up

[i-am-a-lonely-nerd]

I love the death grip after the toy was fixed up. Lessons were learned. Try to steal it this time you fucking bird. I dare you.

[trash-eating]

can tumblr un-shadow ban this account..

[arsonarena]

reblog if you like to see your own characters tortured

[nongunktional]

if you think about it seppuku is just a c-section for if youre shamepreg

[niyarest]

can someone explain what he's talking about i got distracted by his giant jiggling honkers badonkers

[x]

[niyarest]

[hooved]

[penandinkprincess]