It's like lightning kissing thunder

A jack of all trades is a master of none, but oftentimes better than a master of one.

[leahnorsworthy]

It's my 16 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

[livedinthecastle]

what fucking hell dimension are y’all blogging from

[leahnorsworthy]

One was literally above this post on my feed. I'm tired of the commercials 😩

[leahnorsworthy]

Obviously I am wearing a football jersey today, but since I root for either team and I just got this one in the mail, it seemed like the obvious choice.

[akajustmerry]

the whitewashing of jesus makes me mad on a normal day because he was a brown palestinian jewish man who likely wouldn't have even been lightskinned, let alone white, BUT preacher casting tyson ritter, barely remembered all American rejects lead singer, as jesus???? peak comedy!!! I ain't even mad!!! just imagining jesus waking up on that third day like: 🎶 I wake up every evening with a big smile on my face...🎶

[leahnorsworthy]

Doing a rewatch. This is one of the funniest casting decisions. He played Humperdoo so well.

[jewish-space-laser]

what is like… the most on brand, stereotypical zodiac sign trait is true for you?

[luckyjak]

“aquariuses are creative, weird loners” thanks that’s my personality in a nutshell.

[leahnorsworthy]

Opposite answer, the main thing I completely disagree with about being an Aquarius is that I'm a loner or don't show my true self to people. I am super social and wear my heart on my sleeve.

But being a creative weirdo I own all day 😆

[drferox]

Pets are very commonly overweight. And very commonly the reason given will be ‘because my parents feed them more than they’re supposed to, and they won’t listen when I tell them to stop’.

And I sympathise. I understand. Parents are hard, especially when they still think of you as ‘their kid’ and not ‘grown adult with autonomy’. Getting your parent to change their behavior is very difficult.

My two cats have a scoop in their bag of food, and they get one scoop each for dinner. It’s a very simple system: 1 scoop 1 cat. If I notice they’re getting a bit podgy then I make the scoop a bit concave. If they’re looking a bit light, I give them a little extra breakfast. But dinner is always the same, never more than one scoop.

But last night I watch my mother (the very same woman that scolded me for my weight since I was ten) decide to feed the cats for me while I finished washing the dishes.

The cats follow her, mewing pathetically, as she carries the food bag to their bowls. And I watch, as she’s talking to me and making eye contact, while she gives one cat a slightly heaped scoop of food, and then the other.

And then, dear reader, she replaces the scoop into the bag, as though it’s the most natural thing in the world, and proceeds to give each cat an additional handful of food.

I was astounded. I was politely mortified that you just increased the cats’ meals by at least 80%. No wonder they’ve been podgy!

We had a polite but firm discussion about how that is a measured scoop in the bag, and have-you-been-feeding-that-much-the-whole-time, but I do not think she has listened. I think I will need to gently ban her from feeding the cats.

[leahnorsworthy]

We have asked friends to come over and check on our cat when we were out of town. Mind you, this was two different people on two different occasions. We have an automatic feeder and just need her litter box scooped and give her social time. The first friend (when we were feeding our cat wet food more often ) GAVE HER AN ENTIRE CAN OF WET FOOD. The other one straight up fed her from the inside of the automatic feeder. I asked the second friend what time she went over. She said about 5:15. The feeder goes off at 5:14.

Talking to my mom about how the daylight savings had our cat acting like she never eats. She tells me that we need to feed her more. Why?? She is a healthy weight bordering on a little chubby. She does not need more food. Don't let her face tell you lies!

[penandinkprincess]

@ my cat: idk man, I just feel like you could do the in-depth toe bean cleaning complete with heinous noises in a place other than, y'know...on the back of the couch six inches from my head

[leahnorsworthy]

Or the enema...or really any licking. My cat is so loud, especially at like 5 am. 🥴

[colopinto43]

School supplies with Franco's image are coming out in Arg

[leahnorsworthy]

Me wishing I could have fun notebooks at work with my interests on them still. But no. That's not "professional". Can you imagine if I rocked up to a meeting with a Disney's Pirates of the Caribbean folder? (I still have one).

[whitepeopletwitter]

[leahnorsworthy]

I laughed way too hard at the end. Nevada is the first state to use a gas chamber as a form of death penalty. They got the temperatures wrong and the gas turned into a liquid and they had to wait several hours before they could go back into the chamber. Wild story. And that prison is now a major draw for ghost hunters. Hella haunted.

[lucy-harker]

NOSFERATU (2024) dir. Robert Eggers

[leahnorsworthy]

I love that the cat is chilling in a chair by the window at the end. Was she there the whole time? So unbothered. What a lovely way to bookmark the story.

[leahnorsworthy]

For those creating Nosferatu gifs, can someone please make me one of Friedrich Harding saying "I am a shipman"? I don't know why, but I continued to giggle about the line through the whole movie.

[leahnorsworthy]

Hehehehehe. WHY WAS THIS SO FUNNY TO ME?

misery and the greatest happiness.

Nosferatu (2024) dir. Robert Eggers but it's just memes/scenes that make me giggle

[leahnorsworthy]

For those creating Nosferatu gifs, can someone please make me one of Friedrich Harding saying "I am a shipman"? I don't know why, but I continued to giggle about the line through the whole movie.

[bunjywunjy]

in light of me finding out an okapi is a real animal and not, in fact, a made up name for a Flight Rising gene, do you have any cursed facts on them?

okapis are the closest living relative to giraffes, and they have the 18-inch-long blue prehensile tongue to prove it!

like giraffes, okapis mostly use their tongue to pull vegetation down into their reach!

but they also use it to groom themselves, like a really messed up giant cat with hooves:

meow.

[leahnorsworthy]

One of my favorites. I got to pet one once when I did a day camp at the zoo in middle school. Here's one I saw at the San Diego Zoo (different zoo than the aforementioned) on Christmas Day last year.

[desperate-acts-of-capitalism]

Published Jan 14, 2025

[leahnorsworthy]

[raddagher]

Idgaf if you don't want to write essays for school. I don't care if you don't want to write corporate emails yourself. I don't care if you can't draw well, I don't care if you can't write well, I don't care if you just really really want to talk to your favorite fictional character but don't want to RP with a real person because you have social anxiety or whatever

If you're still regularly using generative ai, chatgpt or midjourney or character.ai or literally whatever the fuck, im personally blaming you when my utility prices start going up.

[leahnorsworthy]

I've only used AI to get goofy photos of my cat doing things like riding an inner tube down a river. And it never gets her coloring right. I feel like I'd spend more time writing a prompt and editing the response than I would drafting an email from scratch. My coworkers use it all the time and I'm just like....how?

[intpalex]

[leahnorsworthy]

Where's Dean when you need him?

[leahnorsworthy]

Palace Hotel - San Francisco, CA