formerly Myfand0msandm0re

36 happily in a relationship 🔒❤🔒

[kyrasmonsterloverthoughts]

A fallen angel is squished beneath a bunny girl getting railed by her dragon wife

All of these are original characters

Melissa the fallen angel

Sunflower the bunny girl

Pandora the dragon

Sapphic monster sex, dragon x bunny girl x fallen angel, threesome, futa dragon, female dragon

I lay draped, naked between Melissa's four pitch-black wings over her back, her ginger hair tickled my nose as I rested my chin on the top of her head. She sighed contentedly snuggling into the bed beneath her. A deep rumble from behind us has me turning my eyes to Pandora as the teal scaled dragon woman walked into the room. Her lips parted in a feral grin that sent wicked thoughts sparking in my head and heat pooling between my legs. "Yes my love?" I asked wiggling my fluffy bunny tail at her. "Giving my naughty wife what she's been begging for" Pandora answered walking up to the edge of the bed and stroking a clawed hand over my ass. "Yes please" I tried to make it teasing and giggly but it came out breathless and needy. "Yes please what?" Pandora leaned over me, the firm warmth of her body against my back making me melt against Melissa's. Her hot breath against my ear had me whining and my face turning red as I answered. "Please fuck your bunny's brains out, Owner" She straightened running her hands over my back and ass before resting them on my hips. Her large dragon cock rested against my ass teasing me. "Good girl" She rumbled as she pulled back, lined herself up and thrust inside me in one smooth motion. I moaned loudly arms wrapping tightly around the fallen angel I'd been cuddling on top of. "Yes, that's what I've been needing" Melissa's expression as she looked back at us shifted from pouting about her cuddles being disturbed to giggling as Pandora pulled back and slammed back inside of me making my eyes roll back and my mouth fall open on another moan. "You missed your dragon" Pandora teased grinding deep before pulling back and slamming back in. My hands found their way to Melissa's breasts and squeezed drawing moans and giggles from her. "Of course" I moaned as Pandora thrust into me. "I missed" I panted and whined as she pulled back out. "My wife" I moaned as she thrust back in. Pandora kept the pace of pulling almost completely out, slamming back in, and grinding into me before pulling back out, drawing more moans and cries out of me. I nudged Melissa's hair away from the back of her neck with my nose and bit down hard as heat started to wind tight inside me. Melissa moaned relaxing under my bite. "You're evil" She giggled. Pandora bent over my back to whisper in my ear. "Good girl" as she continued thrusting inside me. I sobbed into the back of Melissa's neck as my body clenched around Pandora and the tight hot feeling inside me snapped. Pandora slammed deep inside one last time shuddering and pressing her weight onto my back and grinding deep as I came around her. I yelped in pain and pleasure as her teeth sunk deep into my shoulder as she ground into again and her warm cum filled me. Pandora pulled her teeth away from my shoulder and kissed the bite mark she left behind.

[lealynnkittenwinchester]

I wrote a thing and posted it to my naughty side blog

[greatness942]

I know "Humans are Space Orcs" is a popular trope, but here's one that doesn't get as much mileage.

Aliens reacting to our wildlife.

Because, god, if they think we're Space Orcs, wait until they see the shit that could scare or amaze us.

Like:

Alien: "Human, I was looking over my notes..."

Human: "I have a name-"

Alien: "Your closest living ancestors are of the genus Pan, yes? These "Chimpanzee" and "Bonobo" creatures."

Human: "Uh, yeah. Funny story, they wouldn't be living nowadays if it wasn't for NATO signing the ENCR Preservation Act-"

Alien: "In 2031, yes, I know, that's not what gets me. What gets me is, uh...I was unaware your empathy and barbarism was genetic. Chimpanzees enter into societies and build tools, yet also cannibalize weaker factions and have "hair-trigger" tempers."

Human: "Yeah, Chimps are fucking terrifying."

Alien: "...They're what?"

Human: "They're...fucking terrifying?"

Alien: "They scare you?!"

Human: "Why wouldn't they? They have super-strength and sharp teeth, not to mention the grey matter. Piss off a Chimp and you could, literally, lose your face."

Alien: "YOUR KIND ROUTINELY BUILDS SUPERWEAPONS AND INGESTS POISON FOR FUN, AND YOU'RE SCARED OF YOUR PRE-SAPIENT RELATIVES?!"

Human: "Wait 'til you find out how we feel about bears!"

Alien: "HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT WHATS?!"

[hydrachea]

> turns on my computer

> disables a new AI feature that was turned on by default

> opens my email

> disables a new AI feature that was turned on by default

> launches a software

> disables a new AI fea

[eros-fixx]

vampires who see blood drinking as an intimate act. you're giving yourself fully to them, putting your fragile, fleeting human life in a monster's hands. and it is erotic--their tongue trailing down the slope of your neck, your pulse thrumming beneath skin, practically calling to them... the bliss when their fangs sink in, puncturing your flesh, blood dribbling down their chin. you inhale sharply and they groan, eyes closing, savoring the warm metallic taste rushing down their throat. the sound of them gulping down your life essence, drinking greedily, unable to stop... an arm clasping your waist, the other holding your back steady to them as they feed. and they don't want to let go--you taste so, so delicious; you taste alive. to deprive themselves of such bliss is torture. but your pulse grows weaker beneath their fangs, and your hands are starting to tremble, so they must detach from your neck, not before making sure to clean their mess with their tongue. and when they see the perfect bite marks left on your neck, your body practically begging to be fed from again? it's no wonder a vampire can get drunk on their human's blood.

[ghostcaterwaul]

Reblog to gain creative energy and to give more creative energy to the person you reblogged this from.

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

art by @niochemblyat

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

I always know its getting toasty out in the world because girls start reblogging this post like crazy

[whitepeopletwitter]

[blanketfortarchitect]

[rebloggingistheenemy]

[inviernodel95]

Thank you. I hope everybody thinks this

[star-mom-selkie]

happy pride month

[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[imanutcase-10]

Then bring me luck

[thirddeadlysin]

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

[icantbearsedtothinkofone]

Hey Potato, cure my -ing cold so I can have a good time while away.

[dduane]

Here's the potato. Make what use of it you will. :)

[cangelala]

God I need this so bad for my Midterm so please let this work again for me.

[skwangmbyul]

I could use some luck

[lanadelreysghost]

in waiting on college acceptance letters. PLEASE GOLD POTATO.

[honey-on-your-tongue]

I figure there's no harm in trying lol

[kragehund-est]

sex isn't sexy unless it's a little bit gross. have you forgotten that you are a divine ape? plastic smooth skin, plucked hair, painted faces, scripted reactions, scrubbed til only the smell of perfumed soap remains, proportions that are conflictingly cookiecutter yet unattainable, none of this is even a little bit interesting.

you can laugh at napoleon's "home in three days, don't bathe" letter to his wife, but there's more sexuality in that one line then there is in the entirety of the hypersexualized but painfully unsexy internet.

[the-ghost-of-jetstream-tormod]

What are your thoughts on musk?

[kragehund-est]

i hope he dies

[redstonedust]

I've always disliked mr beast just based on his content mill vaguely exploitative vibes so it's been kind of wild learning he also does legitimate crimes and workplace violations. it's like disliking an acquaintance because they're kinda annoying and then finding out they kill people too like damn dude you didn't have to do all that i already hated your ass.

[redstonedust]

I've always disliked mr beast just based on his content mill vaguely exploitative vibes so it's been kind of wild learning he also does legitimate crimes and workplace violations. it's like disliking an acquaintance because they're kinda annoying and then finding out they kill people too like damn dude you didn't have to do all that i already hated your ass.

[crap-userrname16]

[quasi-normalcy]

Yeah i believe the technical term for this is 'real estate fraud'

[lealynnkittenwinchester]

When your wife is scared of losing her girlfriend and all you can do is sit on video call with her all night because she's sick on her truck in a different state 😭

[official-lucifers-child]

[gay-for-frog]

Rapists, and killers, too? Really? (Those on death-row?) The drug/prostitution problems are just a portion of USA criminals.

[official-lucifers-child]

yes, all criminals. the moment you say “except X criminal” is the moment that people will try to convict their opponents as having committed X crime.

it’s the same thing as what’s going on right now with people equating drag to some sort of child exploitation. “but the children!!” they wail, and people listen because oh, if drag is harming children, then drag MUST be BAD, so we HAVE TO BAN DRAG.

do you understand what i’m saying? you can’t take away the rights of any category of criminal, because suddenly that category will be overflowing with people who totally 100% definitely committed that horrible crime.

[captain-acab]

Just to look at this from one step further back, let's accept the premise. Let's imagine that there is a type of crime that is 1) horrible evil irredeemable universally-agreed-upon bad, and 2) could somehow be prosecuted with 100% accuracy and 0% bias. Yes, even then, those criminals deserve a right to vote.

Do you they're going to like vote themselves out of jail? Vote to make murder legal? What exactly are you afraid of.

Realistically they'll just... vote just like anyone else. They'll help elect city councilmembers they think will better their hometowns, and presidents they think will best serve the country. They might even vote in their own interests! To reform prisons, fund rehabilitation programs, and outlaw predatory practices by telecoms. Are you saying you don't want any of those things?

And even if there were one of those super-duper-unambiguously-evil totally misanthropic death-row convicts, who's scheduled to be execute the very next day and just wants to sow chaos and watch the outside world burn however they can... what's the worst they could do, vote republican?

Taking people's rights away isn't bad because it might happen to someone you like, it's because taking people's rights away is bad.

[heartspocky]

do people think that convicted serial killers are going to vote to legalize serial killing

[depsidase]

[geeklibrarian]

You know what, I'm not too old to be in the internet, I was here when this shit started, you'll have to take me out with a sniper

[lealynnkittenwinchester]

I live here

I was raised here

You can pry it from my child dead fingers