Leander "Baller" Prewett

Women want me, balls fear me. Voted Gryffindor's Sexiest Man 1890. Art by the marvellous dipindump

[callowcrawley-hl]

leander ballin

[rypnami]

@leanderballerprewett core

[leanderballerprewett]

Me in my Carnivore Era hurting vegetables dont like cabbage never did no how no way take that mum xox

[leanderballerprewett]

I am no longer supportive of Elon Musk I find his energy very cancellable of late taken down all of my fan posters burnt my shirts Tesla stock been crashing for months anyway xox

[leanderballerprewett]

Been thinking about death specifically Sebastian Sallow's. Saw very good instructional documentary think it was called Home Alone in which a short man attempts murder via various feats of engineering. If anyone is in contact with this man please let me know thinking about leaving bear traps with uncles in them he can't resist xox

[leanderballerprewett]

Someone told me they saw you fall off your broom once, and that it was very uncool and several girls went “oh no I would never date a lad who couldn’t ride a broom”. How do you plan to come back from such allegations??

The fake news media has gone too far at Hogwarts school full of absolute CLOWNS no respect

Wouldn't date those girls anyway all ketchup no tomatoes xox

[leanderballerprewett]

My new years resolution is to farm more clout. I will be farming way more clout. I have found a way to grow clout and I will be tending my clout. Smell you later 2024 I'm the Clout King I'm the Big Cheese xox

[leanderballerprewett]

I am the GOAT I am the MAN I am INTELLECTUALLY STIMULATING I am NOT listening to a self help tape currently xox

[leanderballerprewett]

Where have you been? Crashing out?

Got bitten by very fat rat developed intolerance to schoolwork and swollen brain nurse says I can come back soon but I don't want to come back shes a solid 6

Maybe a 7. Think I'm addicted to rat bites now. Helps me score hot dates

Also caught some Pokemon got a Raichu bout to fuck shit up xox

[ror-roleplay]

On ROR, we're big fans of Original Characters. We're simps, actually.

[leanderballerprewett]

I am not an OC I am a CANON CHARACTER and I am played CANONICALLY. Anyone who says otherwise Nurse Lee Lee will be giving them a fist colonoscopy

Open wide it's time for your PAIN MEDICINE xox

[rypnami]

has anyone ever seen rick astley and leander prewett in the same room?

[leanderballerprewett]

>:(

[leanderballerprewett]

there’s this weird fifth-year who always smells like mallowsweet and disappears all the time. what do you think of them?

Don't like that they hang out with Sebastian Sallow probably smoking the wacko backo to numb the shame of being seen in public with FAILURE Sebastian "Useless" Sallow

Can't keep a plant alive let alone a sister. Terrible Summoner's Court player xox

[leanderballerprewett]

i like you more than andrew 😔❤️

Thank you I am much better than Andrew "Stoner" Larson man looks like someone put a normal bloke into a hydraulic press looks like a gummy bear got painted in man colours very ugly xox

[leanderballerprewett]

Heard you didn't make the Quidditch team. What happened, champ?

Did you see guy in Olympics who had dick too big got stuck on pole

That was me. Dick too big got chaffing

Got offered porn contract with hot supermodel. Turned it down not enough money. She was worried dick too big skewer her like a corndog xox

[leanderballerprewett]

@ask-scribner looking for someone to check my books out. Don't mind oldies. Getting pretty desperate xox

[leanderballerprewett]

Is it true you like to have an eat of your breakfast with no shirt on?

I have a special bib for breakfast. No need for shirt. Bib says "Hogwarts' Greatest Shag"

Stole it from Garreth. Hoes mad xox

[leanderballerprewett]

I'm Team Green in house of the dragon my hero is Aemond Targaryen I do not believe women should rule things xox

[leanderballerprewett]

Happy 4th of July >:)

I Get Around Anniversary happy Get Around day xox

[leanderballerprewett]

Someone's been hiding under your dorm bed for 9 months, care to guess who it is

Amorphous blob of cheese toastie from a year ago my beloved xox