yikes

[frankiecorleone]

My understanding is that she’ll be coming around the mountain when she comes

[segamascott]

moo deng has been awfully quiet about the epstein list

[wattse]

Hi this is jigsaw. last week in starbucks you did a gross fucking burp that put me off my panini. In front of you is a panini press. You will notice also, that your dick is out,

[redstonedust]

watching the person in the mobile game ad royally screw up a very simple logic puzzle knowing theyre doing it on purpose to annoy me into wanting to play the game myself and its unfortunately working

[madness2mayhem]

Me every single week

[c3po]

oh this ones bloody peeved off u can tell

[najd-social-club]

my toxic trait is that i’m sexy and always right

[sandmandaddy69]

[turing-tested]

[candyredterezii]

[feazelbal]

[jambearie]

[lazywonderlvnd]

this tweet sends me into fucking hysterics once a day

[paranetics]

sorry this is by and far the funniest way to announce you’ve lost a leopard

[sevaria]

inspector gadget if he slayed

[sevaria]

[memorycycle]

ngl if i was a elphephant id whip that thing around crazy style

[depsidase]

[marcitlali]

imagine being the first amish bitch in your village to like get your body done like ass shots titties done and like beat face contoured… and then you walked into like the saloon or whatever amish people have and everyone dropped their irish fiddles and was shookedt? like everyone churning butter was just in shock and you walked across the artisanal wood floors in your wantmylook.com thigh high lace up heeled boots like your life depended on it… yes god

[istillfuckwithdemilovato-deacti]

my mans jedediah looks away in humility but you KNOW he’s churnin butter that night……milkin a different cow…..

[blkreginageorge-deactivated2017]

Why y'all doing this when you know the Amish are not here to defend themselves.

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

the Amish can definitely defend themselves they got rakes

[benepla-deactivated20180521]

this is the best post on this website why do we all keep trying

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i forgot if i made a post about this here but the other day i was in a clients house and i kept passing this painting in the stairwell and i was like wow is that a hamster with kind of a human face pleading for its life... lets take a closer look...

[cheaphalloweencostume]

[brucebocchi]

ma’am... i beg of you... just a morsel of coochie...

[vvorldwideweb]

boston ma