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what ever happened to personality!!! i want decorative towels that arent boring!!! i want NOVELTY!! i want people to come over to my house and look at my trinkets and immediately think this lady is a wacko and also her stuff is haunted

novexiii

Everyone thinks I’m overdramatic when I’m upset, but when an octopus gets stressed out, it eats itself. Now THAT’S overdramatic.

wrotten

do u know what pisses me off? a lot of things where do i start

YEUH ROAST HIM DOTH

THE LITTLE MERMAID 1989, dir. Ron Clements, John Musker

chromatocloo

Pieces of Viking pottery with traces of cat and dog paws, seen at the Musée de Normandie in Caen Castle

“So back in the day pets already ruined their owner’s artwork.” - My sis who took the photo

tharook

“ruined”? made better

gabbypie64

It’s very humanizing to imagine some poor potter in the past screaming “nnnnooooooo bad kitty” somewhere in Scandinavia

wbicepuppy

If it was ruined, the artisan wouldn’t have baked it.

pumpkin-bread

That’s… that’s a delightful point you just made.

This person chose to bake and keep their cat’s artistic contribution.

roach-works

i was in spain once and there was a building with a tile that had been laid down in roman times: it had a dog’s paw print. and the thing was that after the dog did that print, the wet tile was dried, and then fired, and then shipped, and then laid, and for two thousand years every person who encountered that tile thought ‘aw! paw print!’ and kept it. this vast agreement by thousands of people over all these centuries, in memory of a dog only one of us could have met.

i loved that tile.

valarhalla

My favourite version of this was a tile found at a dig I worked at which had a chicken footprint, a dog pawprint, and a child’s bootprint all in a row, because they had clearly been chasing each other around and run across the drying bricks <3

filmreel

HIDDEN FIGURES (2016) dir. Theodore Melfi

omghotmemes

“Are ya winning gramps?”

chewbacca

Bonus:

madderhatter

goblincrystals

Did Roy ever find his boyfriend?

madderhatter

he did

troyesivan

happy for him

rissi18

YOU FORGOT THE BEST PART THEY ADOPTED A DAUGHTER NAMED TANGO BECAUSE IT TAKES 2 TO TANGO!!!! This is them:

and they even had a book written about them:

thebusylilbird

guys Tango found a girlfriend :’)

sherlockedcarmilla

Cleansing your dash… now!

kneelbeforeclefairy

@bestnoncannonship

gehayi

Their daughter, Tango (who likely would not have been born without her adoptive dads), fell in love with another female penguin at the Central Park Zoo, Tanuzi. As far as we know, Tango and Tanuzi have been together ever since.