A Series of Bad Puns & Awkward Encounters

James. 31. NC. Fiancé. Gemini ☀️/Leo 🌙/Sagittarius Rising. Cat Dad. IG: this_awkwardlife / SC: jimmyalang / Twitter: learning2walk

[mountainheaux]

SOMETHING VERY LGBT JUST HAPPENED TO ME

May or may not have proposed to @learningtowalk with the help of MUNA last night. Here’s to queer love and to Tumblr romances! 💙✨

[mtnjackbuddy]

[stroebe2]

Louisiana by Arnaud Montagard

[occasionallysubtle]

poke-classics series ~ each available as archival giclee prints in signed editions of 60

[achillesinhighheels]

Having dating apps is pointless. The love of your life is on Tumblr

[mountainheaux]

I mean, it is how I met my husband! @learningtowalk 💙✨

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[perfectpickleskeletonslime]

His mother not giving a fuck and hitting him over and over

[antipsychlore]

I trust a guy in a dog mask being led around on a leash more than anybody who thinks policing expressions of queer sexuality is ever a good idea

[creepymutelilbugger]

[sighinastorm]

uh, source?

[frowningfox]

Source:

[chartiiberry-deactivated2024101]

[101koach]

[felcemartello]

How are we mutuals but I’ve never seen your penis

[exposedandbare]

[mountainheaux]

And fast forward to this past week, when @sohorny-weaver got to visit @learningtowalk and I, which also included some outdoor nude adventures. I’m noticing a trend here… 🤔😉

[mountainheaux]

Hi. Yes, I’d like more afternoons naked in a hot tub by the river with cute guys, please.

@learningtowalk @sohorny-weaver

[colourofthekites]

oh you're straight? name every car in the Kia Summer Sale then

[tiredoverthinker]

Laundry day

[grandbrotherwillow]

Mutuals should send their favorite dick pics for fun