[kosmogrl]

[xluxsolarisx]

guy that can shoot bullets out of his pussy call that a revulva

[xluxsolarisx]

girl that can shoot bullets out of her penis call that cocked and loaded

[xluxsolarisx]

guy that has no face and wears a suit and is really scary call that. The slenderman

[fakest-slenderman]

Yep, that’s me.

[nattousan]

*doom music starts to play* I actually kindof like scheduling these kinds of appointments now...

but seriously Fellas, don't forget to schedule a pap smear every couple of years just in case. If you still have a cervix you can still get cervical cancer. ilu

this has been a psa

[nattousan]

i've had this as an idea since 2017 btw

[nattousan]

damn, tumblr says my art is ass and trans people is eye strain so no blaze for me :\

it'd be a shame if this...

blazed the old fashion way...

[toxiqueblonde]

[greelin]

“they were flirting with you” and how was i supposed to know such a thing when everyone speaks in codes and puzzles

[greelin]

you are doing some sort of riddler shit to me.

[androdragynous]

being on tumblr for a long time but never reading homestuck like

[vithcy]

Reaaaally fucked up how you need to do more than one thing a day

[titsay]

[only-cat-memes]

[theinfiknight]

[orpheusilver]

every time i feed my cat i think of who woulge? "dinner" it is my cat.

[orpheusilver]

oh this post is actually incomprehensible isn't it

this one this is the Image

[hollowtones]

I made this image. That’s my cat Lola.

[hollowtones]

This pic is almost 3 years old. She doesn’t eat Fancy Feast anymore because she has thyroid issues so we give her special dinner.

[quixoticalpostsager]

…she woulgent……..

[celesse]

31 days, 6 prompts, 1 Home Sweet Home ✨🏡🎃🐈‍⬛✨

Happy Halloween! 🧡

[celesse]

THE WATER WINGS DO NOTHING

[revilonilmah]

Witchy Wooper

[introvertsnation]

[evolnoomym]

Or when you get invited to a birthday party, actually build up the courage to go and then see that there’s people invited who you didn’t know would be there. 🥸

[titsay]

you picked me

[2urbo]

[revilonilmah]

Moo moo