finally made this sanji-themed

🪽 avian 🪽 20 🪽 he/it 🪽 nonbinary transmasc 🪽 gaybian aroace 🪽 disabled, punk, furry 🪽 this is my nsfw sideblog 🪽 check my neocities 🪽

[leashedavian]

in my 18 years of life i have never had an orgasm bc god hates me

[leashedavian]

in my 19 years of life i have never had an orgasm bc god hates me

[leashedavian]

in my 20 years of life i have never had an orgasm bc god hates me

[leashedavian]

oh my god i forgot you had an nsfw sideblog. anyways based

LMAO yeah i do hiii it's me but horny

[leashedavian]

me getting horny is so much of a once-in-a-blue-moon occurrence that i never realize when it's happening. anyways i want someone to put a leash on me

[thetursithan]

In the 2000s, phones had quirks and class....

[alexaloraetheris]

In the ye olde days, when technology allowed phones to become small but there was no general concensus on what a phone should/ought to look like, it was like the wild west of phone design. The crazier it was, the higher the prestige. Phones back then did two things and they did them with flamboyance.

And then Steve Jobs ruined everything.

[scramratz]

Sketchin my peenids for this transmasc zine I’m submitting to, do you think tumblr will let me post it?

[scramratz]

We fixin to find out

[scramratz]

Really pushing Tumblrs buttons by posting the finished version

[scramratz]

7 thousand people have seen an artistic rendering of my benis

[omegaversereloaded]

You got cum on your face you big disgrace

[basi-boy]

not what he said!!

[omegaversereloaded]

We will we will fuck you

[leashedavian]

passed by a sign that said "[city] pup culture" and it probably says something about me that i didn't realize that it was a pet supply store

[adonischildsupportcase]

[akashicrecord]

Showed my mom this pic and she said "what have they done to him"

[futchcassidy]

why on god's green earth would you show this to your mother

[akashicrecord]

we're white

[casadelanime]

me showing the doctor where to amputate my leg as i ready the tourniquet 

[leashedavian]

having a nsfw blog but being mostly asexual is so funny bc i never fucking post here

[e-chan049]

[kaijuno]

Hey Episode WHAT THE FUCK

[conbuzzled]

Alternate universe Ratatouille

[snoozaga]

[kingmanlet]

Ratacoochie

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[stupit]

yall rly came out SWINGING...

[notwellbitch]

[leashedavian]

i have to flick a clit every time i want to turn the living room on (the previous residents put this on the light switch)

[cemetaryveils]

LOOKS AROUND FRANTICALLY AND DROPS THIS HERE AND RUNS AWAY

[cemetaryveils]

I had so much fun rendering this AAAGGHHHH, a snooj in the sea <33