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All We Ever Knew - The Head and the Heart

I’m feelin’ low, feelin’ high feelin’ down, why isn’t this enough? all we ever do is all we ever knew it’s time to wake up from this

Sam Landreth

Tylor Remier

Sam Landreth

Things That Strike Fear Into the Hearts of D&D Players

- When you’re travelling and the DM asks what your passive perception is, then starts looking at charts

- “Make a wisdom save.” “What for?” “You’ll see.”

- When the rest of the party agrees to a plan that the DM has heavily implied will end poorly

- When the DM winces after rolling damage

- When the DM says “You feel compelled to…” and you realize you failed that wisdom save earlier

- “Next session is going to be a lot of fun.”

- “I’m not quite sure if I balanced this fight properly, but we’ll see how it goes.”

- “Are you sure you wish to proceed?”

wordsnquotes

You don’t have to explain your dreams, they belong to you

Paulo Coelho (via wordsnquotes)

yourplayersaidwhat

My group is entering a fortress through a secret room

Me, a Half-orc Cleric, OOC: i punch the door down

DM: uh ok but its a metal do-

Me, a Half-orc Cleric, OOC: i rolled a nat 20

DM: -looks at me, slightly scared- y-you punch the door so *fucking* hard that it flies across the next large room killing all the goblins that were in the path of the metal door

Me, a Half-orc Cleric: -rolled another nat 20 for intimadation check- WHO WANTS TO HEAR THE WORD OF GOD

DM: anyone who hasn’t been killed or already fled the scene is now scrambling to hide or flee the fortress.

Me, a Half-orc Cleric: damn right they are.

oldfarmhousefallfeatures

Autumn in your bones🍁🍂

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kimpossibooty

‪Podcast idea: a D&D campaign with same characters, same story, same everything, but different comedians picking it up each week and trying to deal with what the players of the past week put their characters through

kimpossibooty

Working title: Roll Reversal

kimpossibooty

So there’s actually a really solid chance of this becoming a thing. Can you reblog this post if you’d have interest in listening to this?