A pinch of salt

Sel. Indie. APH. Prussia. Penned by Breadie.

[lebensal-z]

how the fuc do you develop a character again 

[matsubakery]

breaking news

[historyisajoke]

so i started a historical twitter saga

[ziashetalia]

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[occasionalrpmemes]

sentence starters: tmrhsthr

(things my roommate has said to his rats)

“No. Absolutely not. You cross that line, and we’re done.”

“You know this is the opposite of a good thing.”

“Do NOT give me that look.”

“You think you’re so cute. Oh, you think you’re SO cute.”

“You’re feeling adventurous today, aren’t you?”

“Avocado. Avocado. Avocaaaaado.”

“Do not be a vampire. Do NOT be a vampire.”

“Do you know what time it is? It’s not time for this. That’s what time it is.”

“You did this on purpose, didn’t you.”

“Be nice. You can be nice for once, can’t you?”

“Sometimes you do good things! This is not one of those times.”

“You are so smart and so soft.”

“I am putting you in time out because you need to understand the consequences of your actions.”

“I value you in my life, but you can be so much to deal with.”

“When you bit my face- that hurt my feelings.”

“Are you aware of how rude you’re being right now?”

“This is just unreasonable. Please come down.”

“I’ll be waiting here whenever you decide to come out from under the couch.”

“You can be very sweet when you want to be.”

[lebensal-z]

GERMANY: Do you think dogs get songs stuck in their heads?

PRUSSIA: Oh my God, I don’t know, Germany. Go to sleep.

[aphprussiaheadcanons]

#023: Gil will massively overplay Lud being Young at the most pointless times: eg, gasping and covering Lud’s ears if someone swears.

[kisamesopelagic]

Belated Oktoberfest shit lmao

Very very self-indulgent comic in which Gilbert holds on to old grudges. Some of you might know that Lederhosen are a traditional garment from Bavaria, a state in the south-east of Germany. Bavaria and Prussia meanwhile were rather hostile towards one another, with Bavarians refering to Prussians as “Saupreiß” (in singular) or “Saupreissen” (in plural), which essentially means “Pig Prussian”. Gilbert would thus likely not be the biggest fan of either Oktoberfest or Lederhosen, given that both of these things are definitely Bavarian…! I am happy to see though that more people in the fandom seem to be catching on to that.

Fun fact, since the northern half of Germany has been under strong Prussian influence, it’s a bit of a joke nowadays that everyone above Bavaria is Prussian.

[lebensal-z]

“I’ll pass.”

[kdramastuff]

[vintageeveryday]

East Germany, 1973. Photo by Gordon Gahan.

[cioccolatodorima]

Stories

Apologies for inactivity, please have some doodles while I’m sick haha

[hetare-hetalia]

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[veinstate]

       →    SENTENCE MEMES I STARTED, DRAFTED, FORGOT ABOUT AND NOW CAN’T REMEMBER THE ORIGINS OF: A COLLECTION.

‘i just want something good for a change.’ ‘she likes it that you’re soft.’ ‘hey. this’ll be good for all of us.’ ‘the grumpier, the better.’ ‘just bugger off for the day.’ ‘he holds too much anger inside.’ ‘he needs to learn to let out his feelings.’ ‘why did you lie?’ you haven’t been sleeping.’ ‘if you scream, i will kill you. do you believe that?’ ‘i’m just trying to protect my family.’ ‘you terrorise people.’ ‘i’m clearly interrupting.’ ‘someone fell out the wrong side of the coffin this morning.’ ‘where the hell have you been?’ ‘you’re not in charge of me and i’m not a child.’ ‘do not touch that. please.’ ‘i’m a friend when you need one.’ ‘is it me or do i have the worst taste in men ever?’ ‘‘i just want to forget all about this.’ ‘uh… your face is a poem.’ ‘she’s been banished to switzerland.’ ‘he’s way too much of a knob for that.’ ‘put some clothes on man, this isn’t the jungle book!’ ‘i’ve licked every inch of that real estate.’ ‘one might say we are… on the run.’ ‘there’s nothing going on down there.’ ‘i get so much unwanted attention.’ ‘what matters lies in the heart.’ ‘it’s cool, thanks to my manoeuvres and shit.’ ‘no point hiding, mate.’ ‘wouldn’t go out there, if i was you.’ ‘i love barristas.’ ‘i’ll defend you.’ ‘i thought i’d read her some poetry.’ ‘d’you think she’d like some flowers?’ ‘trust me and my guns.’ ‘if you have anything you wanna get of your chest, you come and find me.’ ‘how could you trust someone who lies to you like that?’ ‘just… threaten him or something and find out what he knows.’ ‘i’m not your bloody henchman.’ ‘i don’t want to be that man again.’ ‘you can’t deny what you are.’ ‘bloody stairs.’ ‘finders keepers, losers weepers.’ ‘i could die for you.’ ‘he seems perfectly fine to me.’ ‘if i accept that, then i have to accept what i am too.’ ‘perhaps i don’t even possess a soul.’ ‘i’m sure he loves me. he knows i’m not a monster.’ ‘what if the house catches on fire?’ ‘what happens under the jumper stays under the jumper.’ ‘it’s not her fault. she didn’t do it on purpose.’ ‘i haven’t followed anyone home and thought about killing them.’ ‘we did the foxtrot naked, and that’s not even a euphemism.’ ‘he got out just in time.’ ‘i’m a monster, and you all deserve my contempt and my wrath.’ ‘silence him. just a bit.’ ‘must be hard to tell a child no.’ ‘do you feel guilty?’ ‘you always leave so early.’ ‘it’s a deal with the devil. i get waffles, he gets my soul.’ ‘why doesn’t she want my egg sandwich?’ ‘d’you think she’d want a surprise party?’ ‘it’s like a warm blanket coated in cheese powder.’ ‘you’re like the chilli’s of sex.’ ‘we weren’t right for each other.’ ‘it’s amazing how many people don’t really know anything about who they’re with.’ ‘i hate the word moist, but i gotta say— that is exactly what this is.’ ‘i made a mistake. i want you back.’ ‘this was fun and terrible.’ ‘i like to think actions speak louder than words.’ ‘he’d probably start some arboreal plague and turn the world into a mad max desert.’ ‘i don’t wanna know, that’s why i don’t open it.’ ‘we murdered him. we did the dirty work. she can’t take this from us.’ ‘so that’s how he’s parenting now? just throwing money at a problem?’ ‘this isn’t even close to the worst thing i’ve done.’ ‘have a drink with me tonight.’ ‘we’re not rivals, it’s not poetic, it’s just a drink.’ ‘do not bring me bad news.’

[willkommen-in-germany]

Favorite German Words

Die Heisshungerattacke = literally “hot hunger attack”, as in, a sudden onset of hunger, the munchies, extreme cravings - and acting upon it.  This is where everyone stops counting calories and just feasts. Often brought on by constant dieting in the first place. :D

[lebensal-z]

APH. PRUSSIA. ROLEPLAY.

Canon Divergent. Independent. Selective. 

Penned by Breadie  

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