somewhere in my mind there is an alternate version of the odyssey where odysseus died at troy and it's just his ghost trying so desperately to get back to ithaca. the fates won't let him go home because it's not right for a corpse to want to live

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somewhere in my mind there is an alternate version of the odyssey where odysseus died at troy and it's just his ghost trying so desperately to get back to ithaca. the fates won't let him go home because it's not right for a corpse to want to live
I had a triggering week so I got silly and itās everyoneās problem.
Iām so fond of athena and odysseus conceptually.Ā like hereās the goddess of wisdom and warfare and craft and art, and hereās her pet liar.Ā he does tricks.
RIP to everyone killed by the gods for their hubris but im different. and better. maybe even better than the gods
the fucked up and unhealthy nature of greek myths is a feature, not a bug. if you're going to engage with greek myths you need to be prepared to engage with fucked up narratives at face value. send post
Anyway, if you read marriage certificates from church records, a full 85% of first marriages for young women were around 18-19 years old. The rest skewed higher, into the early twenties, with only a few being below that age and only one in a thousand was younger than 16.Ā
The age of puberty has declined over the centuries as girls get better nutrition, as well, so throughout the middle ages the age at which a girl could expect her first period was around 16, where modern girls often get it much younger.Ā
The idea that women in earlier ages were married and mothers in their early teens is a myth. Marriages of children were usually only between noble families, and made for political reasons, or creepy old bastards who wanted a child-wife and could get away with it because they were rich and powerful. They often would point to the fact that the Roman elite did the same thing as justification. The Romans, of course, would point to the Greeks doing the same thing as justification, the Greeks pointed at the Assyrians, and so on back through the ages.Ā
It was considered disgusting by normal people then and still is.Ā
This myth is still brought out and touted by sick fuckers. Know it for what it is; a falsehood.Ā
And EVEN among the nobility marriages at such a young age were a much rarer occasion than those apologists would make you believe.
Letās look an an egregious example, Henry the bloody VIII:
First marriage:
He was 18, Katharine of Aragon was 23.
Second marriage:
He was 40/41, Anne Boleyn, depending on which theory you believe, was anywhere between 24 to 32.
Third marriage:
He was 44, Jane Seymour was 28.
Fourth marriage:
He was 48, Anne of Cleves was 25
Fifth marriage:
He was 48, Catherine Howard, depending on which source you believe, was between 17-22. And yes, people at the time actually were squicked out by this age difference. And rightly so.
Sixth marriage:
He was 51, Catherine Parr was 31.Ā
Even the most notorious LECHER and WIFE MURDERER in history did not marry teenagers in at least 5 if not 6 out of 6 marriages.Ā
And hereās another Tudor tidbit, both Henry VII and VIII knew how traumatic and damaging it is for women marrying/having children too young. Henry VIIās mother was married at 12 and gave birth to Henry VII at 13. It caused so much damage and trauma that she never had another child after him despite being married three times.
So yes CUT THAT SHIT OUT. Teenage girls are NOT adults and anyone preying on them is pure evil.
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And as for the marriage of Elizabeth Woodville to King Edward IV, she was 27 at the time. He? Was 22.Ā
She had been married before, and did marry youngā¦at the age of sixteen or seventeen, to Sir John Gray, who was about five years her senior.Ā
@systlin This is good information, but do you have a source for the information about how most marriages back in the day were not actually usually from a younger age? I tried Googling it but I can only find things talking about modern day issues.
Well, if you donāt want to spend months crawling through digitized copies of marriage records preserved in church archives from the 12th through 18th centuries from England, Italy, Germany, France, ect (which you can do, and it will show you Iām right)Ā you can go readĀ ā Medieval Householdsā by David Herlihy, Harvard University Press, 1985. He did the archive crawling for you.Ā
AlsoĀ Peter Laslettās book āThe World We Have Lostā, where he details over a thousand marriage certificates, and he dug through many more in the writing of the work.Ā
Wait. I am spanish. Do they actually think henry/enrique VII married fucking katherin/catalina de Aragón as a teenager?
You know we see films about this in school and every one is pretty much adult there, both fisically and in the story.
Thereās thisā¦really weird trend in a lot of pseudo-European fantasy/Ā āhistoricalā books to have girls marry likeā¦really young, to vastly older dudes. Like at about 13, getting married off to like 30 year olds. And then sayĀ āWell thatās what it was like back then.āĀ
(Sideyes G.R.R.M)
Andā¦no. No it wasnāt. Thatās gross. England was creeped TF out when Henry VIII married Catherine Howard when she was between 17 and 22 and he was 48 as stated above, and rightly so.Ā
All of this is excellent, and there is one thing I would add:
When you DID have these super-young marriages between nobility, it was more or less the same thing we do today when we scream āDIBS!ā over who gets the TV remote. You might have a 13-year-old lord marrying a 14-year-old girl, but they werenāt expected to actually act as husband and wife, not yet. He had schooling to finish, she had to learn how to run a household. The union was purely political and not to be consummated until laterāyou know, at a point when they were 18 or 19 and she could carry a child without dying of it and he could actually support a wife.
I think one of the major causes of many misconceptions like this is because people have been basing their preceptions on life in the past off of works of FICTION written in the past. When I was studying Early Modern literature in undergrad, this topic was brought up regarding the presence of sexual abuse. There were many plays and what not that implied things such as this, however the scene in the play WAS CONSIDERED SHOCKING to people back then too. It would be like someone 500 years from now watching some grimdark noire mopey antihero cop drama in a city of sin, and then thinking that it demonstrates what the everyday life of todayās world is. No one in this thread is saying things like that NEVER happened back then, it was just⦠not as common as historical fiction and fiction written 500 years ago might have you believe. As OP mentioned, historical documents from the time have far fewer child marriages and sexual abuse than literary works from the time do.
Rebloging for A+ history.Ā
the cool thing about the iliad is that almost everyone in it is a horrible person and/or literal war criminal, so you get to judge characters EXCLUSIVELY by vibes. anyway i donāt blame paris for the trojan war but he IS a little shitheel and i want him out of my city
my favorite thing that hektor repeatedly tells paris isĀ āthank god youāre prettyā
all those years studying greek were worth it just to make dumb trojan war cycle memes
how to tell if your teen is texting about homer
smh: āsing, museā- homer
rn: righteous nostos
ok: obtaining kleos
omg: odysseus, my guy
atm: agamemnon, that motherfucker
dilf: dardanian iād like to fight
afaic: achilles fighting agamemnon in camp
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based on these passages from the odyssey and the aeneid (and i think it might have happened in the iliad too, though i canāt remember where):
athena and aphrodite know EXACTLY what matters and that is HEROIC BIMBOFICATION!
also speaking of jakub różalski this painting of his is my FAVOURITE like yes girl snitch on the knight!!! get his ass!!!
the one of a girl looking longingly at a naked witch flying by and the one of a babushka yelling at a devil also rule tho
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š” OVER CAESARāS DEAD BODY š”
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same energy
feeling cute today. might commit acts of hubris