Well, I thought about that yesterday night (when the temperatures were cool enough for my brain to function again).
Just think about SG-1 (with Jonas) arriving on the planet of the biggest shippers in the universe who catch that there's something between Sam and Jack. SG-1 has to stay for the night and the residents have prepared bedrooms for each of them (or almost).
PS: residents don't speak English.
PS2: I don't speak English myself, so don't pay attention to all the mistakes, please.
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Jack, wearing is boxer only, leaves the bathroom to get in bed and discovers that Sam is there, in the shortest nightgown ever.
Carter, what are you doing here?
It seems that we've got the same bedroom.
What? How... how is it even possible?
From what I understand, the residents think that we are... together. That's why they give us the... bridale chamber.
Jack opens his mouth to protest, then thinks about something.
Ok. That explains a lot of things. Like all the petals spread all over the place. Because there were tons of petals everywhere when I got in. And I was supposed to ask you, tomorrow, if you faced the same kind of... attention.
Well, I haven't seen the petals, but here is what they gave me to... sleep tonight. [she says, pulling on her very short nightgown]
Oh. I see [he says trying not to look too intently]. For your information, they gave me... nothing. This thing [pointing to his underwear] is mine.
He realizes immediately what he was pointing at.
I mean the boxer. Not... Well, it's mine too, but... I'll stop with that subject right now.
Sam smiles, trying not to burst into laughing.
So, what are we going to do? Go to the reception and ask for another bedroom?
The residents seem to have put a lot of effort preparing that room.
I don't care! We've got no right to share a bedroom!
No one will know.
I'll know! And there's no way I'll sleep in the same bed as you... especially not with you in that... outfit. [Still trying to not look at her]
So, what are we doing?
[Sighs] Fine. You'll take the bed, I'll take the... carpet. Looks comfy. The couch is clearly too small for me.
I can take the couch.
Carter, you're almost as tall as I am. You can't take that couch. And you won't sleep on the floor.
You've got the highest rank, you should take the bed.
Yes, I've got the highest rank and I order you to take the bed.
Okay, my brain is running tons of ideas for Stargate fanfics, so I've got plenty of silly dialogues turning in my head on a daily basis.
I'll try to translate them as best as can, just adding a few context for you to understand.
Many Sam/Jack ahead, so if you don't ship them, don't pay attention at this post.
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Context 1: Sam and Jack crash on a desert island on a new planet (when Daniel and Teal'c arrive by another gate in a city). They stay up there for a while (like... months)
Jack: "I've spotted some reefs not so far from the shore. We could catch some fishes and harvest seashells. It'll bring us more proteins.
Sam: How are you going to fish?
Jack: With a harpoon. Pruned in a branch.
Sam: You know how to do that?
Jack: As weird as it look, yes. Don't ask for details.
Sam: If you succeed to catch something, I'd like to know the details.
Jack: If we get a break during the week, I'll tell you."
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Sam shows up with her trouser and her jacket.
Jack: "What with that outfit, major? Are you cold?
Sam: N... no.
Jack: I forgot to start the washing machine?
Sam [laughs]: No. It's just...
Jack: ... Just?
Sam: Well, let's say that the fact that I'm a mammal is starting to come out.
Jack: ...
Sam: What I mean...
Jack: No, no. Let me think.
Sam: ...
Jack: ...
Sam: ...
Jack: Got it. And I don't see what's wrong with that.
Sam: It's easy for you to say that.
Jack: I promise I won't make any joke about it. Especially that if you're a real blonde, there isn't much to see.
Sam: That's wishful thinking.
Jack: Major, I was married. I know that women have hair everywhere.
Sam: It doesn't make me feel more confortable to show you them.
Jack: I really don't mind.
Sam: Not all men think the same.
Jack: You've meet other men on that island?
Sam: No, but...
Jack: Carter, if a crab comes to tell you something rude, tell me and I'll be more than pleased to shell it."
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Context2: [AU] Sam and Jack spent a full year alone in a Goa'uld mothership. When they turn back to Earth, Sam shows up being pregnant. Hammond asks Jack to come into his office.
Jack: "Sir, it's not what you think it is.
George: What? She has been impregnated by aliens?
Jack: ...No. Well, not that I know of.
George: So, this is exactly what I think it is."
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At the infirmary
Sam: "... Do you want to know what it is?
Jack: Humans?"
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Context3: Same as above but, this time, we see what happened during that year.
Passing by Uranus
Jack: "We can make every possible jokes in the world about this planet, it's still beautifull.
Sam: You know, we can do jokes about it only in English.
Jack: What?
Sam: You said "in the world", but except in English, I don't think we can make fun of it.
Jack: Isn't that latin?
Sam: Yes, but not every language in the world is based on latin.
Jack: ... Daniel, leave this body."
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Jack: "I'll kill for a steak with french fries.
Sam: What? You don't like Goa'uld rations anymore?
Jack: Let's say that I understand better why they are so grumpy."
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Sam: "... You know when my birthday is?"
Jack: And Daniel's too. For Teal'c, it's a little more complicated. with Daniel, we tried to draw parallels between a standard year on Chulak and a standard year on Earth...
Sam: And?
Jack: We disagree."
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And that's all for now. The real dialogues are waaaaaay longer, but not necessarily funny (and this blog is supposed to be only just fun). ^^;
Just imagine Jack taking a shower when the Asgards call him to tell him something very important. First surprised, he then asks for clothes before he realizes that Asgards haven't any (so they can't help him).
He then listens to them fully naked. When he understands that the Asgards have nothing more to tell him, he says:
"Can you please send me back..."
*teleported in Hammond's office*
"... home?"
Hammond, on the phone with the Pentagon, looks at him, eyes wide open, silent.
"Sir," Jack says, saluting him.
Hammond hangs up and asks for an explanation. Jack gives him and asks for clothes.
"Fine, colonel. I'll bring you that. Stay here."
"Didn't plan to move, sir."
Hammond, smiling, leaves his office and goes to the changing rooms. Jack is waiting for him when Sam shows up.
"Sir, you asked for... ?!?"
She discovers Jack naked, they both look at each other for way too long and she closes the door, shocked. Then, Hammond reappears.
"Major, I hope you haven't open that door."
"..."
"Seeing your face, I guess you had."
"What...?" she says pointing at the door.
"The Asgards called him when he was showering."
"Ah."
She smiles, trying not to laugh.
"I'll give this to him and will get back to you later."
"Aye, sir."
Hammond goes back into his office.
"You could have told me that she was going to come, sir!"
"To be honest, your... arrival made me forget that I called her. At least, it reassures me on one point."
"... What?"
At the same time, Sam walks to the infirmary where Janet is.
"Are you okay, major?"
"General Hammond asked me to come into his office."
"Something's wrong?"
"And I found myself facing Colonel O'Neill. Naked."
"... Let me guess. The Asgards call him when he was showering."
"Yes."
"I always thought something like this would happen one day."
Later, the team is doing a briefing with Jack, dressed up, and Hammond. Daniel and Teal'c are oblivious of what happened earlier and don't understand why both Hammond and Sam are smiling like idiots.
"Please, stop smiling, major. There's nothing funny in what I'm going to tell you," grumbles Jack.
"Excuse me, Jack" interrupts Daniel "But, weren't you supposed to be on a day off?"
"I was, yes."
"What are you doing here then? And why are you wearing your desert outfit?"
"That was the only uniform available in his locker," answers Hammond, still smiling.
"..." Daniel and Teal'c do.
"All the others are at the laundry," explains Jack, grumpy. "Can we, please, be serious for one second?"
*imaging the following dialogue between Sam and Jack*
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Sam: Please, you're not as stupid as you want us to think you are.
Jack: Carter, on the ladder of intelligence, you're on the first step. Daniel is a few step behind you, Teal'c is a few step behind again and I'm holding the ladder.
Ok, I'm the kind of "artist" who can draw really silly comics but who need them to be accurate. Yes, it doesn't make sense. ^^;
Anyway, I haven't read the last chapters of Bleach (except maybe the last pages with Ichigo/Orihime's kid and Rukia/Renji's kid meeting), so I don't know much about how the battle against the Quincy ends.
BUT I wish to draw a silly comics that happens right after the end of the TYBW and, more precisely, I need to know who is still standing up at the end of it.
I know that Unohana, Ukitake, Komamura, Nemu and Yachiru (T-T) are down, but I don't know for all the other Shinigamis (Hinamori is hurt ?).
So, who is still standing up in the end ? That's my question.
For the fun of it (because I'm a mad scientist and I was curious), I made stats about my numerous OC.
First of all, I discover that I've got 435 OC.
435!
Yes. 8D
And, you know what, I'm pretty sure I missed some of them. I imagined stuff about plenty of universes for ages and when I started, having a computer was pretty rare (so the very first archives are on paper somewhere).
Then, what about all those OC? In which universe they are growing?
It's small, but most of my OC (212) are real OC. They are not part of any universe, they are part of their own universe (fantasy, SF, real world).
Then, we've got 50 OC in The Legend Of Zelda, 35 in The Clone Wars 32 in Criminal Minds and 30 in Star Wars. The last ones, with 1 and 2 OC are The Blue Coats, X-men: Evolution and Dragon Ball Z because I wrote fanfics with the known characters (like I wrote many HP fanfics but only used the characters we all know).
And what kind of OC I've created?
I first search to know how much female and male characters I've created. And surprisingly...
It's (almots) a perfect equilibrium. XD
Believe me or not, but I didn't even pay attention to this point when I made them. I just follow the vibe of my brain.
Okay. Now, what kind of creatures my neurons have imagined?
First place, quite surprisingly for me, it's humans with 135 characters (some are real OC, but they come also from Star Wars, Kaamelott and Criminal Minds).
Then, less surprisingly, it's Elves (88), Centaurs (42) and Necromancers (33) who come from my own universe (fantasy world).
And we've also got Gerudos (47) from TLOZ, vampires (23) from Buffy The Vampire Slayer (very old fandom of mine) and Clones (21) from The Clone Wars.
Well, let's be honest, this graph is not very clear. So I made close-up in different universes (CM, Kaamelott, DBZ and Saint Seiya are excluded because they are all humans).
Amongst my real OC, the huge majority is made of Elves because they are the heroes of my original fantasy story. Centaurs, Necromancers, Fennecs and Spirits come from the same world. Like said above, Humans come from different worlds (fantasy, SF, real world, CM, Kaamelott, StS and DBZ) and yet, they still are less numerous than the Elves. XD
In my various "fan creations" in TLOZ universe, the huge majority is made of Gerudos (47) and it's logical because my main project takes place in Ocarina of Time world and is focused on the Gerudo tribe. The two dogs come from the same project as the only Hylian. The 9 horses come for Breath of the Wild (even if there are horses too in the OoT project, their name are not well defined yet).
Thanks to the many stormtroopers (and a few rebels) from Star Wars, I've made, Humans are the biggest group with 31 OC. Then, logically, we've got 21 clones I've created a few time after I discovered The Clone Wars in 2020. The Pantorans and Twi'leks are from the same universe, when Zabraks and Mirialans are related to SW.
The Bleach graph is not that interesting because I mostly work with the characters created by Tite Kubo.
The Naruto ones is funny because, like for Bleach, I work with Kishimoto's characters. BUT, as Inuzuka's fangirl, I've created plenty of dogs characers. XD
And the last one is just for the fun of it!
:D
Full vampires!
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I don't like maths but for some reasons, I love doing stats with my OC. Like I've got more precised ones for my original fantasy world and for the SW/TCW universes (about age, sexual orientation, etc.).
On s'amuse comme on peut, comme dirait l'autre. XD
J'ai découvert qu'il y avait des funko pops Kaamelott, avec Arthur et Guenièvre notamment. Moi, tout de suite, je me suis demandé si y'en avait aussi une de Galessin.
Genre, la version avec les breloques dans les cheveux, la couronne de fleurs et le brin d'herbe à la bouche.
Hein ? :D
Non ?
Sinon, je prends la version aide de camp de Lancelot aussi.
I saw a post saying that Boromir looked too scruffy in FotR for a Captain of Gondor, and I tried to move on, but I’m hyperfixating. Has anyone ever solo backpacked? I have. By the end, not only did I look like shit, but by day two I was talking to myself. On another occasion I did fourteen days’ backcountry as the lone woman in a group of twelve men, no showers, no deodorant, and brother, by the end of that we were all EXTREMELY feral. You think we looked like heirs to the throne of anywhere? We were thirteen wolverines in ripstop.
My boy Boromir? Spent FOUR MONTHS in the wilderness! Alone! No roads! High floods! His horse died! I’m amazed he showed up to Imladris wearing clothes, let alone with a decent haircut. I’m fully convinced that he left Gondor looking like Richard Sharpe being presented to the Prince Regent in 1813
*electric guitar riff*
And then rocked up to Imladris a hundred ten days later like
My friend. My colleague. My brother my captain my king. I too have been pondering this question, and in my mind there can be only one ultimate outcome.
