Cthulu Worship And Chill?

Yes, I am that one female human No, not that one female human from that one movie

[lecreeperann-blog]

I remember when i was a kid, long distant relationships were glamorized. And I’ve been in a few. But i was young when those happened. Now I’m in one with someone who absolutely matters to me. And i hate the distance..  don’t hate us, i don’t hate him even a little. I just dislike that Pangaea isn’t a thing anymore. Like, really, planet Earth? Why you gotta fuck with people like me in a situation like dis. Fuck you, continents that are hugely spread apart. Make Pangaea a thing again. Bitch.

[head-like-an-atom-bomb]

[thezodiack]

Gorillaz by Jamie Hewlett

[bellygangstaboo]

what the hell is going on in this country?!

[tontonmichel-deactivated2022021]

Well damn

[justcariii]

Shit has been bad for a while

[fatcr0w]

Right so this lady was smart, if you’re ever in a sedan-style trunk there’s a little pull tab that you can use to get yourself out that is STANDARD in cars built after 2001. It’s the law just like headlights and seatbelts.

if you are in an SUV style vehicle or newer model car you may be able to find the automatic trunk release wire, pull on it, it will pop the trunk

if you can’t find any of that stuff,look for the brake light housing. You will need to pull back the trunk carpeting and feel about. It’s probably bolted in, but some careful wiggling will dislodge it. If people see a goddamn arm waving out of a hole in a car while they poke along I-95 they likely will do something about it

[msleoduh]

Reblog to save a life….

[jessicacapshaw]

working in retail

[bonitapplebumb]

I have NEVER seen a more accurate representation of this satanic industry

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

Little did he know….He needed her more…

1|24 & 6|21

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

[ghostsandgoblins]

[mahakavi]

i just saw a post on fb that said men shouldn’t let their girlfriends/wives pump gas….like literally men should be the only ones putting gas in the car….what is the logic someone explain

[icelikevinyl-deactivated2018010]

well u see, once a woman has a taste of control of phallic “pumping” & ejaculation of gasoline into the warm and receptive car body, she will carry this energy forth as an emasculatory force against the man in question, stripping his life of meaning, since fucking the car is usually his prerogative and his main source of identity

[mahakavi]

i’ve been screaming at this for 10 hours

[ephilog]

This has always been bothering me about Sailor Moon (and other manga). Why can’t they not ruin otherwise badass and empowering characters with this kind of crap?

Fight body-shaming. By daylight and by moonlight!

[ladyscientia]

FUCKING YES

[razorshapes]

To Live On by Min Jeong Seo

“The stalks these flowers are already dried up but their blossoms are preserved and kept fresh by the medical infusion bags. The life-span of every living creature is limited.The infusion bags stand for the progress in medicine and the prolongation of human life.They somehow carry an ambivalent message as they refer to both death and life an the same time. Both states are immanent here. To preserve the beauty of the flowers artifically with the help of the infusion bags points out man’s inclination to repress the fact having to die and to postpone death.”

[jackasshousefamily]

[brisbone]

Saying you child is your “kid” is an insult to goats everywhere.

[zooophagous]

I’ll insult moms everywhere. Fight me Pam.

[cakelikeowen]

Fuck you, Barbara 

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

You want to do this now, Helen?

[ohgodshesloose]

Oh it is on Brenda

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Eight o clock after the PTA meeting, Joan

[saddest-faery-gothmother]

Uhm, my kids will be going to

bed at 8, Sandy, because unlike SOME mothers I put my children to bed at a responsible time!

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Don’t you bring my kids into this, Janet

[lecreeperann-blog]

You’re casserole is worth shit, Debra.

[llama-of-pangea]

my tribute to the fall of vine

[onelastchancetobreathe]

the TURTLEEEEEEEE I can’t.

[comic-canary]

Rebloging for the coco

[leepacey]

a restaurant in my hometown got a review that said the servers should “show some skin” so the owner added a potato skin special to the menu and all the proceeds from the special go to the west virginia foundation for rape information services (x)

[narcon9-deactivated20190103]

That’s exactly the appropriate response.

[best-life-wisdom]

I’m the sleepiest girl you’ll ever meet if u tell me lets take a nap I be with it any time of the day

[brittany-murphy]