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[komakesthings]

I've slowly been chipping away at drawing scenes from that imaginary Muppet retelling of the Princess Bride, figured it was about time to share what I've drawn on Tumblr!

[kristina100000]

july being tomorrow for the love of god this cant be happening.

[blackshvck]

Chappell Roan was right. it is like a hundred ninety nine degrees

[vivid-sector]

doomscrolling thru the weather app

[2colde]

im getting on the crazy bus to crazy city

[lonestatus]

i just PLATINUMED morning wake up routine

-100% of showers taken

-100% of breakfast eaten

-solved optional face washing puzzle

-collected every clothing, accessory, and makeup item

-100% teeth brushed

[satan-offical]

[jame7t]

Coolest thing about lord of the rings? The king of horses shows up. It appears he is no different from all other horses

[cryptotheism]

King of the eagles shows up later. He can talk. Horse king couldn't talk.

[betterbemeta]

He didn't want to talk to you.

[swaglexander-the-great]

[findingfeather]

Uh.

Point of order.

King of Horses ran 450 fucking miles at almost entirely a gallop, without more than a few minutes rest, in 4 nights and basically was like "wait why are we stopping?" when Gandalf took him into the city and he ended up in a stable.

This was not his top speed, nor did it push any limits on his endurance.

King of horses is very different from other horses, actually.

[elodieunderglass]

He just doesn’t do much about his administrative duties

[darkwizardtheorist]

But he didn't need to - his rule was stable, after all.

[singerin]

[nick-nellson]

PARKS AND RECREATION 2.21 94 Meetings

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[loveridden1999]

i have that dog in me. you know. the losing one

[kiiraes]

gonna post my entire stickman reaction pic collection

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[themirokai]

Hand soap and moisturizer locked in an epic winter-long battle over the desertification of the hands.

[rocals]

they put guitars in it

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the music

[rocals]

good lord there's instrumence in here

[sillylotrpolls]

In The Hobbit (1977) and The Return of the King (1980) movies by Rankin/Bass, Thranduil and Legolas look quite different from each other despite being father and son. Why?

Legolas took after his mother

Recessive genes

Legolas is adopted

Legolas is actually short and green, but uses a glamour to appear otherwise

Thranduil is actually tall and blonde, but uses a glamour to appear otherwise

That Thranduil was actually a decoy, in case the dwarves tried assassination

Legolas is still in the larval stage of his species

All that heavy drinking eventually affected Thranduil's looks

Legolas' dad is a different Thranduil; two elves can have the same name, geez

Okay, so, do you know the canonical backstory for Smurfette…?

Something something Silmarillion

I don't engage in Watsonian theorizing when Doylist explanations are obvious

Voting ended onDec 24, 2025

[elodieunderglass]

The actual answer is, of course, multiple of these

[butchamy]

I mean the actual answer is "that second image isn't from Rankin Bass Return of the King it's from Bakshi Lord of the Rings" but it's also all of them

[elodieunderglass]

You understand the assignment profoundly

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[redstonedust]

living in a country without thanksgiving and barely any halloween is crazy bc theres nothing to hold back the christmas. ive been seeing advent calendars in store since september. who the hell is buying that early.