occasionally subtle
Love Begins
taylor price
Not today Justin
EXPECTATIONS
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RMH
noise dept.
roma★
pixel skylines
Game Changer & Make Some Noise
oozey mess
KIROKAZE
Keni
YOU ARE THE REASON
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#extradirty
Monterey Bay Aquarium
shark vs the universe
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@leecan1t
DeepLeffen is a Twitter bot trained on r/smashbros and Tweets from professional Smash player Leffen. It randomly generates Tweets based on prompts it is fed.
It’s probably the best account on the site.
He is doing a very good job of being a convincing smash player
OP where’s the gamer goof of the century post
You’re actually so real for this, it’s easily one of the best and I can’t believe I didn’t put it in
I refuse to believe this is a bot
unfortunately no eclipse photography can ever outdo the waffle house one from 2017
i don't even know who took this pic. the only person who claims to know the photographer was this person who uploaded it to reddit without naming them. it just adds to the mystery of it
I know this photo!
This is a picture Nick Martino took outside a waffle house in Tennessee in 2017. It's still up on his Instagram page.
Finally a good fucking source
my favourite time of fromsoft characters (miquela, gwyndolin, lothric, etc) all suffer from a condition known as hrt femboy necrosis.
Another worldbuilding application of the "two layer rule": To create a culture while avoiding The Planet Of Hats (the thing where a people only have one thing going for them, like "everyone wears a silly hat"): You only need two hats.
Try picking two random flat culture ideas and combine them, see how they interact. Let's say taking the Proud Warrior Race - people who are all about glory in battle and feats of strength, whose songs and ballads are about heroes in battle and whose education consists of combat and military tactics. Throw in another element: Living in diaspora. Suddenly you've got a whole more interesting dynamic going on - how did a people like this end up cast out of their old native land? How do they feel about it? How do they make a living now - as guards, mercenaries? How do their non-combatants live? Were they always warrior people, or did they become fighters out of necessity to fend for themselves in the lands of strangers? How do the peoples of these lands regard them?
Like I'm not shitting, it's literally that easy. You can avoid writing an one-dimensional culture just by adding another equally flat element, and the third dimension appears on its own just like that. And while one of the features can be location/climate, you can also combine two of those with each other.
Let's take a pretty standard Fantasy Race Biome: The forest people. Their job is the forest. They live there, hunt there, forage there, they have an obnoxious amount of sayings that somehow refer to trees, woods, or forests. Very high chance of being elves. And then a second common stock Fantasy Biome People: The Grim Cold North. Everything is bleak and grim up there. People are hardy and harsh, "frostbite because the climate hates you" and "stabbed because your neighbour hates you" are the most common causes of death. People are either completely humourless or have a horrifyingly dark, morbid sense of humour. They might find it funny that you genuinely can't tell which one.
Now combine them: Grim Cold Bleak Forest People. The summer lasts about 15 minutes and these people know every single type of berry, mushroom and herb that's edible in any fathomable way. You're not sure if they're joking about occasionally resorting to eating tree bark to survive the long dark winter. Not a warrior people, but very skilled in disappearing into the forest and picking off would-be invaders one by one. Once they fuck off into the woods you won't find them unless they want to be found.
You know, Finland.
#every so often#fantasy authors just spontaneously reinvent finland#like how nature has to periodically make a crab
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THE QUEEN'S BEEN DEAD FOR ONE SLUTTY SLUTTY YEAR!
'cause she's been dead for one slutty, slutty year. why else?
who the fuck is following the queen elizabeth tag
I'm obsessed by the fact that the basket placement heavily implies that this has happened before.
@staff if you [change] the [design] of the fucking [dashboard] i will kill you
With Activity now blocking my dashboard when I open it, I have to say that this was a poorly thought-out update. It’s like they don’t do any end user testing or something...
Ace attorney investigations where everything is the same except Kay is an animal crossing cat
She’s still a bird-furry, though.
Family....
Every misfortune i suffer violates the endangered species act bc as a trans person in america i am Very Much In Danger😌
Soulsbornetober 2023 [PART 2]
Narumitsu week Days 2 and 3: Truth and Free day
This was always going to be the result after they started cross examining animals
"Private submarine carrying several billionaire tourists goes missing while surveying the wreckage of the Titanic."
Well, it had to happen eventually. This is where big-ticket extreme tourism and shooting untrained assholes into space and such was always going to lead – frankly, it's surprising that it took this long for a major incident to crop up.
"One of the missing passengers is the president and CEO of the company that owns and operates the submarine."
Huh. Well, points for putting his money where his mouth is, I guess. I wonder if–
"The missing CEO's name is Stockton Rush."
Oh, bullshit. That's not a real person – that's the name of a guy who builds an inexplicably 1950s-themed underwater theme park and then gets eaten by a shark in a cautionary tale about the perils of libertarianism. That's the name of a guy who carries off an oceanfront real estate scam that somehow ends with Superman fighting a telepathic squid. Fucking "Stockton Rush". Unbelievable.
At this point I'm half-expecting the next article I read is going to reveal one of the other passengers is a self-styled "explorer" who has strong opinions about the continued geopolitical relevance of the British Empire OH WAIT
For the benefit of those who receive their news exclusively via Tumblr shitposts, the Titan submersible has been confirmed destroyed, and its wreckage has been located on the ocean floor. The current theory is that the loss of communication was caused by the catastrophic implosion of the vessel's pressure chamber during the initial descent; all aboard have likely been dead since the 18th, and there was never any hope of rescue.
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Warhammer 40k but they fixed everything!
Everyone's having a great time, get 2000 points worth of units and have them sit down to have a pleasant tea party with the other army.
This is, of course, already how Nemesor Zahndrekh views everything
self righteous vegan horus moodboard
moodboard for a literal war criminal who will kill millions of people and turn around and say it’s unethical to drink milk
#this is so corvus-coded to me (tag by @cattlearts)
you are literally so right. man has less backbone than a strand of overcooked spaghetti
Oh god, Corvus having the moral outlook of a vegan Karen is just. Such a perfect description of the cognitive dissonance he must operate under.
Now, see, that right there isn't horny on main, that's yearning on main. It's expressing a desire for human connection in the form of getting fucked cross-eyed, because if you're going to dream you may as well dream big.
