Normal is abnormal

Lee

[gabbysmusings]

Guess who’s back…. Did you miss me?

[leechanging]

Aw. You didn't even let me guess.

[leechanging]

Whelp, this has never happened to me before. So I know I'm sure I didn't change into anyone in the last few hours, nor do I remember going to what I assume is their house... I'd say that something is quite wrong, or I drank too much. 

[johanna-spencer-blog]

Oh god, my beautiful mane, don’t even go there. Your eyebrows, though, wow. Are you kidding me? I’m surrounded by Barbra Streisand, how’s that any better?

[leechanging]

You really want to compare what our hair currently looks like my former look-a-like? I know, their like little triangles. I don't know, who's Barbra Streisand? 

[carolynwilde]

I am Carolyn! You’re so smart.

[leechanging]

Do I win a prize for guessing correctly? 

[poison-tana]

I’ll start the club once I’m not a plain looking white girl with no titties to speak of.

[leechanging]

Sounds good. I'm sure I can come up with a few club name ideas by then.

[carolynwilde]

Hair dye doesn’t take to my hair…but that’s beside the point. I’m finally pretty!

[leechanging]

You were pretty before, I think. I'm not entirely sure who I'm talking too. You sound like Carolyn though.

[johanna-spencer-blog]

Well, whoever’s body you stole, it’s not that bad. I’m TJ and I need a muzzle thing because I want to sing so badly and it’s annoying.

[leechanging]

Oh hi Temperance! I like what you've done with your hair, it suits you. That's not so bad.  At least your not surrounded by a million bow ties. I think this guy might have a slight fetish. 

[johanna-spencer-blog]

So, you’re a shifter. Lee?

[leechanging]

In the flesh. Well, someone's anyways. And you would be...?

[abbyanderrose]

Okay… Body swap. This is okay. It’ll undo itself. Probably.

[leechanging]

Or not, it's 50/50 really.

[poison-tana]

I’m here, I’m queer, I’m in the wrong apartment. This has rebel scum written all over it.

[leechanging]

I feel like part of that would be a good club motto. 

[parkerkeagan-blog]

Are you kidding me right now? I just grew like five inches; I’m a fucking giraffe.

[leechanging]

What do you have against giraffes? You're not even 6'.

[carolynwilde]

Mother Earth has finally answered my prayers. I’m brunette.

[carolynwilde]

[leechanging]

Most people would just dye their hair. 

[johanna-spencer-blog]

Today I’m a brunette, at least a few inches shorter, my ass is considerably smaller and this is not my penthouse. What the fuck is going on?!

[johanna-spencer-blog]

[leechanging]

I spend most of my time changing into other things and even I don't know.

[portingrileyrose-blog-deactivat]

You’re so sweet 

[leechanging]

Thanks. I try not to make it too obvious, throws people off.

[portingrileyrose-blog-deactivat]

Oh embracing it I shall be

[leechanging]

Atta-girl. You go curl up with a blanket and take a nap, for all who can't.

[sea-fia]

I never thought I would wish to be on an assignment. I’m so bored.

[leechanging]

Go to a club, drink alcohol, play Donkey Kong; there are plenty of things to do other than staring at walls. 

[portingrileyrose-blog-deactivat]

Okay so I got a new couch, that reclines. I never want to move again

[leechanging]

There you go. Don't fight the laziness, embrace it.