#7 one wheat mark fan

in the one. straight up “wheating it”. and by”it”, haha, well. let’s justr say. Mark

[leechlover0]

ehm hi

if you were following me for the cuphead incorrect quotes, i don’t make those anymore sorry

i might make a proper introduction post someday maybe probably not

[muppetshow2026]

you may think misogyny is good because it is made up of miso, which is delicious, and gyny, which is woman. and girl miso sounds great. but 👆 it is not girl miso

[memorycycle]

hush little baby dont you cry. mamas gonna buy you a big horse fly. and if that big horse fly dont fly. mamas gonna buy you another horse fly

[memorycycle]

[club mix] another horse fly. another horse fly

[leechlover0]

when i cant calm myself down so i genuinely become a misandrist

[leechlover0]

no???

[leechlover0]

when i cant calm myself down so i genuinely become a misandrist

[grinningbeasts]

that’s daughter bro

[little-ghost-little-ghost]

Should I get a bean bag chair?

yes

no

Voting ended onNov 5, 2025

[leechlover0]

my beanbag chair changed my life

[ratwizardblog]

[viput69]

Leave the demon to his demons, rest your soul

British

[caipaw]

so it el

[shencomix]

[depsidase]

[ginga-snappd-offical]

I can’t reblog with vids so have a play by play

[enter-theexit]

sigh... tpot spoilers..

[mayselyn]

finally recovered enough from exams to start drawing again YIPPEE

[leechlover0]

me eating this up nice and yummy

[gothicunikorn]

Funny little fusion AU with the oven trio

Basic backstory for the AU:

The witch captured the trio right before they could escape, by this time and in the AU the trio have already caused a lot of problems around the castle (to escape it) and the witch was fed up with them, so as a ‘punishment’ or payback she took their weapons and locked them in the oven and turned it to the hottest temperature the oven could go.

Obviously the trio try to find a way out, but the combination of being surrounded by intense flames in a closed area with no way out and being with other people you desperately want to protect plus you not wanting to die when you were so close to freedom AND the intense adrenaline rush while in a panicked state. It goes about as well as you can imagine.

While trying to find a way out wizard suggests he tries a protection spell. It’s important to note that in this AU he needs a witch’s wand to perform any kind of magic, normal methods cookies use won’t work on wizard. And all three know it probably won’t work but there’s quite literally no other options and at this point it’s a lose lose situation. They burn alive in the oven or die to a failed spell. So they huddle together and wizard attempts the spell.

And it works, in a way. The spell wasn’t cast properly and wizard has basically no magical abilities outside of the wand/staff and he didn’t practice the spell much plus he was panicking and freaking out (even if he tried not to show it) and running on an ungodly amount of adrenaline at the moment, so the spell was faulty and it didn’t stop the fire from melting the trio and burning their bodies.

Instead the spell caused the body’s to melt together and form a new cookie body while trapping their souls inside said body. After they return to the living world, It takes them a second to comprehend what’s going on but eventually they make it out of the oven (that was turned off and left open after the witch checked on them and thought they died) and found a place to hide out while they figure out the body sharing thing.

They’re able to locate their weapons and steal them back before finally escaping to earth bread. Where they soon figure out that the faulty protection spell was the very thing keeping their body from crumbling and no matter what they do they can’t seem to stop their body from slowly crumbling.

Any ways I need sleep.

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

it does still make me insane specifically how many queer people lovingly embrace astrology. I went to a poetry workshop yesterday that was genuinely quite good but also included an option to disclose astrology designations during introductions and so many people broke out some variation of "I'm a [x] sum but I have a [y] placement and it SHOWS" girl no it doesn't. that's meaningless correlation you completely invented the causation

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

I'd say that rejecting biological determinism in favor of space gas determinism isn't the slay the astrology queers think it is but if I'm being completely honest I fear that many members of our community haven't even really rejected biological determinism so much as sprinkled a layer of glitter on it

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

yes that's how confirmation bias works

[warlockofagnesi]

hang on this is way too good to leave in the comments

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

I mean. yes, I do. it's frequently necessary in the United States, where very specific religious groups keep trying to encode their specific beliefs as laws.

[dark-fire-thoughts]

I mean, astrology is VASTLY overrepresented among women and queer folks. (You know, everyone except cishet males...)

I don't think it is possible to be opposed to astrology without beeing queerphobic and misogynistic.

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

1.) I'm literally a queer woman

2.) I don't know how to tell you this but something isn't valuable or correct just because women and queer people like it

[ace-scientist]

time to repost the meme I made for every time I see someone saying that criticizing astrology is actually misogynistic

[tikkety-tok]