*Hiss*

I'm utterly Slytherin.

[transheadcrab]

trying to convince my roommate not to eat tinfoil

[transheadcrab]

stop it bastard

[aussieidol-deactivated20150903]

[dramionefeltson]

[baileyblueroan]

Risky WIP fanfiction

My biggest fear when starting a story that is a “WIP” is that I will get like 47 chapters in and suddenly the author will abandon it and I’m just here like

[unclefather]

i just heard my mom say “there’s no reason to act like a dick” and there’s no one else downstairs so i know she’s talking to one of our cats

[tendie-defender]

The hero we don’t deserve.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Teachers probably enjoyed class movie days more than we did

[perks-of-being-chinese]

Do you ever daydream about stupid stuff so hard that you end up breaking your own heart???? Is that just me????

[desbratty]

Hermione: Do you still have a problem with Muggles Draco: No that’s ridiculous Hermione: You wouldn’t smile at my parents all evening Draco: Oh that I didn’t want them to see my teeth Hermione: Your teeth are perfect Draco: And do you think I want your crazy dentist parents going after me with their torture clamps and pliers Hermione: Draco WHAT do you think dentists do Draco: … Hermione: … Draco: Well played Potter

[obama-biden-memes]

never not reblog this pls *trumbridge

[memeingfulday]

[jsd175]

[krinkshaming-deactivated2017021]

[willcub-deactivated20180521]

I have a feeling this will become iconic in due time.  

[moonblossom]

I’ve watched this for like a dozen loops and I still crack up every time

[mynewurl]

this website has destroyed my sense of humour, last night i was in bed with my bf and i had a mental image of an egg with the word suspicious written on it and honestly lost my shit

[mynewurl]

[leeniebeanie124]

me, lonely as shit: i'm lonely as shit

anyone: hey do you want to hang out m-

me, exhausted suddenly: no

[fancybroom]

Me: I’m not going to turn into a hand made clay jug tonight !

Me after 7 tequila shots:

[snowradish]

This post allowed me to draw two cards from my deck and add them to my hand

[pupsnout-deactivated20170605]

My dick is THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS BIG

[cybersupport]

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