monstrosities

i report and block bots. this is not the blog you're looking for.

[leeniemonster]

oh my god, the last time i posted here was almost a decade ago

shit, i forgot how to tumblr 😰 help

[pastelparrotlet]

A moment of silence for the retail workers who are starting to deal with Christmas merchandise now.

The glitter. Oh, the pine and artificial cinnamon scented glitter. It has begun.

[leeniemonster]

In a craft store.

[leeniemonster]

Well I got a job at Michael's, but just thinking about interacting with people or making mistakes is giving me painful anxiety. Kind of panicking.

[leeniemonster]

W H Y

this shenanigans should only, ONLY, pop up if you choose an option saying “I am not available at all times” 

[leeniemonster]

I forgot how stressful interviews are _(┐「ε:)_

Even moreso when you're trying to pretend you're not about to cry from anxiety

[leeniemonster]

Anyone else under the impression that all these natural disasters are a pretty apt metaphor for the US government right now? We're both drowning and on fire at the same time.

[leeniemonster]

story of my life.

[gothicastrology]

reblog with what your mbti actually is and what you got from this :))

i’m curious [this is my interpretation btw, some may say that the different letters are represented by different parts of a natal chart. this is what i believe]

RISING SIGN (E vs. I)

aries - extrovert

taurus - introvert

gemini - extrovert

cancer - introvert

leo - extrovert

virgo - introvert

libra - extrovert

scorpio - introvert

sagittarius - extrovert

capricorn - introvert

aquarius - extrovert

pisces - introvert

MERCURY SIGN (N vs. S)

aries - intuitive

taurus - sensing

gemini - intuitive

cancer - intuitive

leo - intuitive

virgo - sensing

libra - intuitive

scorpio - intuitive

sagittarius - intuitive

capricorn - sensing

aquarius - intuitive

pisces - intuitive

MOON SIGN (T vs. F)

aries - feeling

taurus - thinking

gemini - thinking

cancer - feeling

leo - feeling

virgo - thinking

libra - feeling

scorpio - feeling

sagittarius - feeling

capricorn - thinking

aquarius - feeling

pisces - feeling

SATURN SIGN (P vs. J)

aries - perceiving

taurus - judging

gemini - perceiving

cancer - perceiving

leo - perceiving

virgo - judging

libra - perceiving

scorpio - judging

sagittarius - perceiving

capricorn - judging

aquarius - perceiving

pisces - perceiving

i’ll start i am: INTJ based on this i am: INTJ

[leeniemonster]

it says it has all the questions, but idk/idc. ANYWAY I took it and it gave me a nebelung cat, despite my actual pottermore patronus being an otter. that's not the point. the point is I have two grey cats and I figured out a while ago that one of them looked like a Korat breed, but the other was just my fluffy baby. BUT IT LOOKS LIKE MY FLUFFY BABY IS A NEBELUNG??? my cat who loves me far too much is my patronus. this is my personal headcanon now.

[emosighcrylaugh]

when your small boyfriend is manly and cute:

[spacecaterpillar]

it’s nice to know that a goblin and a reaper are so well-read, they are reading english books marketed to preteen girls in the us 10-15 years ago but

HOW??? 

how did the studio EVEN GET THIS, did they just go used book shopping when they filmed in canada and then brought it back with them? THIS IS SO BAFFLING.

[sopuresostrong39-deactivated202]

The White House has decided to not include Gauthier Destenay, the first gentleman of Luxembourg. Destenay, who is married to openly gay Luxembourg Prime Minister Xavier Bettel, is the only name not included by the White House in this caption.

I am unable to comprehend the level to which this country has lowered itself. I cannot actually believe that we are now pretending gay people do not exist. The pathetic and reasonless place that the United States has gone takes away any pride I have to be an American. Every time I start to find forgiveness in my heart for those who voted for this administration, something like this happens and it reminds me exactly why they earned the nickname they have: DEPLORABLES. Pathetic. Stupid. Ignorant.

We are literally pretending that the first Gentleman of a country doesn’t exist. Just think about how worthless you have to be to stand for this.

[queermeanderings]

Okay, so this is one of those “have to see for myself” things. So I went to the White House facebook page, found the photo. It included Gauthier Destenay in the list of spouses. HOWEVER I then saw “Edited” next to the post date. Clicked it. And, would you look at that, the original post sure enough didn’t include Gauthier Destenay.

[leeniemonster]

Because I’m petty like that, they also initially dated it for 900 years from now.

“That’s probably just a typo!” Yes, of course, but they couldn’t be arsed to take ten seconds to proofread their post for the correct date, let alone an entire missing person.

[leeniemonster]

No, I'll just sit in the apartment office waiting to talk to a manager and scroll across some goddamn Sidon x Link porn I WAS NOT PREPARED FOR THIS.

[ear]

laughing at y'all's grocery discourse because i've heard of all of the ones talked about, but y'all never mentioned HEB, the best store. there are no other actual competing grocery stores in the area.

what the FUCK is a heb

[leeniemonster]

texas grocery store. literally just texas and a bit of mexico. my favorite part is the B stands for Butt.

[leeniemonster]

my weeaboo existence has come full circle in the past decade and Matoh Sanami, author of FAKE, wrote a Tiger & Bunny doujin.

[cwote]

Friendly reminder to check you’re not holding tension in your body. Let your shoulders drop, unclench your hands and jaw. Take a deep breath. Much better.

[lavalampbitchh]

✨🍒this is very important🍒✨

[gringoslur]

Eurovision, every fucking year:

Europe (”ITS MY TIME TO SHINE!”):

USA (aka “every year i see this but i’m always asking WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?? because i’m not in there and i’m bitter)

Every other country (”i….just…dont care”)

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