Fighting Alongside Jelly and Sparrow Since 2016

. . . . . . . . . Reality is a lie . . . . . . . . . (If you wanna pm me do it on leetheextremeartist)

[leetheextremeterrorist]

Guess who’s coming back to tumblr because Instagram is fucking stupid

[thoodleoo]

useless ancient roman law facts

if you call someone to witness and they refused to show up, you are legally entitled to stand outside their house and scream, but only every third day

you can sell your son into slavery once or twice, but after the third time he doesn’t have to put up with that shit anymore

no wailing allowed at funerals

also you can only have ONE funeral per person, don’t get greedy

if your neighbor’s tree has a branch hanging into your yard, you can legally cut down the entire fucking tree

however, if some of your neighbor’s fruit from his dumb tree falls into your yard, he can legally come into your yard to snoop around get it

if you call someone to witness and they’re too sick or old to get to court themselves, you have to provide a cart for them to come in, but it doesn’t have to be, like, a nice cart if you don’t want it to

[dragon-in-a-fez]

the best thing about this is that each of these things must have happened at least once

[oc-growth-and-development]

Your OC(s) as a boss fight

[unclefather]

[mattressblowoutsale]

(Chanting) ancient cheese with a deadly disease ancient cheese with a deadly disease ancient c

[sci-the-superb]

CAN WE STILL EAT THE FUCKING BOG BUTTER?

[dreamingofbabylon]

Fellas we’ve got ourselves 2 outta 3 ingredience for a legendary Grilled Cheese

[socialmediapeasant]

Grilled cheese!!!!

[dreamingofbabylon]

HELL YEA BAYBEE WE DONE IT !! GOD HERSELF GONNA GRILL US A CHEESE

[socialmediapeasant]

Tonight we dine like kings

[dreamingofbabylon]

@imabugandsoareyou

[leetheextremeterrorist]

All this stuff about Deltarune is getting character themes stuck in my head. I HAVENT LISTENED TO ANY OF THESE FOR MONTHS. NOR DID I RECENTLY.

[peterfromtexas-deactivated20250]

Reenactor throws a spear at a drone

[supapoopa]

What a time to be alive.

[tenthcorner]

“The medieval warrior, realizing the consequences of his impulsive act, immediately approached the owner of the drone and offered to pay for the damage.

The owner of the drone was so impressed by the brilliant attack that he suggested organizing a competition for bringing down “dragons” with short spears next year.

Drone owners have another year to develop a unique “dragon-like” design for their flying machines.” (x)

[kineticpenguin]

I am 100% cooler with this knowing that the spear-thrower realized “oops maybe I shouldn’t have done that” and tried to make it right, and that the guy who the drone belonged to was cool with it

[brunhiddensmusings]

just so everyone knows, this has already been memorialized in a runestone

[stephendann]

Everything about this post blesses those involved with a +4 on their next Today is Good Day roll

[kosynkas]

well i finally finished it!  here it is, my first painting of glaz,  180 layers because i didn’t do any line art i just piled on the layers.  the index finger gave me hell because i couldn’t get it to look how i wanted it to look,  and i told myself “ok that doesn’t bend that way” but i got so fed up i just left it lmfao.  i hope there’s enough (((DETAILS))) in here for you glaz

[humorrelated]

reblog so your followers won’t forget to drink water

[laurajameskinney]

eat food too

[dark-winter-snow]

Please sleep also

[steg-o-sore-us-deactivated20190]

and brush your teeth

[lilybird]

and take your meds

[identity-of-design]

This year’s best halloween party goes to these Japanese art students -

[lionslug-draws]

[03/11/18: 2110] It’s a shitty drawing of the bois lmao

Happy birthday Alexsandr

[454567784232-deactivated2019122]

this is so agressive wtf?

[454567784232-deactivated2019122]

i cant stop thinking about how they broke the egg..

[shitpost-senpai]

An orc made this, but a really domestic orc that likes to be told that she’s pretty.

[im-doing-better-now-bitch]

I love her

[firebuug]

@kare22-03

[leetheextremeterrorist]

WE GOT A LUCIO-OHS AD, NEW HERO, AND NEW ANIMATION ALL IN ONE DAY Y’ALL. LIVING THE LIFE.

[braveadrien]

When you’re a DM and accidentally do a crit on one of your players, making them give you That Look of Betrayal

[gunzomi]

i forgot that singular dice are called die and this still made sense

[autumngracy]

Who wants to guess how many bags of peaches are in my dad’s freezer?

[autumngracy]

The answer is:

Too fucking many

This is gonna make … a lot of jam …….

[autumngracy]

So, I managed to fit all but one big bowl of peaches into the two stock pots …

[autumngracy]

An hour and a half later, here they are simmering away …

How long is it gonna take to reduce them to jam, you ask?? Fuck if I know at this size lmao

[autumngracy]

In case you were wondering, it is, in fact, longer than 5 hours, as I am still stirring this jam over the oven :) :) :)

Oh and also there was another large bowl of peaches in the other fridge that I did not see until later, so I did not in fact fit ALL the peaches into the stock pots

On a brighter note, the whole house smells like a Victorian Christmas dinner

[autumngracy]

Hello again friends, it is currently REAL JAMMING TIME and I have been in stirring hell for seven hours

Went through two whole containers of pectin and a bunch of cornstarch already and things are looking just PEACHY

[autumngracy]

So, uh, the first stock pot alone yielded 272 ounces, so I … may have accidentally made about 68 8oz jars of jam …… and I only had 36 jars …

Guess I’m going back to the store tomorrow … and going to have to join the local farmers market to sell them …

Anyway, TEN CONTINUOUS HOURS OF WORK LATER, here I am at around 3am sealing my first batch of jars … (entire other stock pot of jam lurks ominously in the background)

God, it’s like when you overestimate how much pasta you’re gonna end up with, only 300% worse

[autumngracy]

So I woke up today after sleeping like a log to fibd my dad had already gone back to the store (which is like 30 min away) and gotten me more jars because he saw that I needed them

As you can see one of those pachages is the wrong size jar (4oz) so we’ll see if I can fit all the jam into these suckers (plus the two 8oz ones I had leftover)

My dad also put all the jars of jam in the fridge, although since they were all properly sealed (aw yeah) was totally unnecessary lol

He said he accidentally dropped one on the way to the fridge but I checked and it amazingly A) didn’t break, and B) remained properly sealed, so hats off to Ball corp, and also me I guess

[autumngracy]

Update: WE BE JAMMIN’

Spices I used for this recipe:

-Cinnamon

-Nutmeg

-Ginger

-Allspice

-Vanilla Extract

The combination worked out very well!

Gotta can the rest of it after I eat tho :P

[autumngracy]

So, I FINALLY managed to can all the jam, except for like … 6 oz of it, so I made shortbread cookies to use that with ;)

Altogether I did end up with 72 jars of jam, 12 of which are the 4oz size though. What the fuck am I gonna do with all this jam, jesus christ

Anyway, thanks for coming to my jam-filled TED talk guys, take care

[maximumgayce]

send me some jam op

[anem0nesiac-deactivated20231104]

my aesthetic: left 4 dead 2 graffiti 

[spazerbeam]

[annabellehectorworldofweird]

[ladypalerider]

his idle animation cycle started in midair

[blondertron]

he missed the quick time event

[trumpetangst]

MUSICAL NOTATION, AS DESCRIBED BY CATS

(I would have liked to crop some of these gifs (like the accent ones) to make them more accurate but alas, I lack the skills.)

[classicalcarp-deactivated201805]

i never knew i needed this in my life until now

[melodramatic-butterfly]

@rin-studies-tea-with-brains