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Nicholas Minho Lee. American-Korean business man & professional gamer; born in June 2nd, 1989. 

[wanderingmercenary]

For every " ♡" I get I'll give tip on how to win my muse's heart.

[leexmnh]

text message muse reaction

[MSG:] What part of “he tried to put his dick in my ear” do you not understand?!

[MSG:] Okay, so next time, maybe use a tighter knot?

[MSG:] HOW DO YOU LOSE A CONDOM MID-INTERCOURSE?!

[MSG:] As he was cumming he yelled “Yahtzee” then said I was free to go. That was my one night stand.

[MSG:] “Sorry” doesn’t fix the chafing around my asshole!

[MSG:] Relax, just get some good concealer and no one will even notice the bite marks.

[MSG:] Okay, so apparently asking a boy “who’s your mommy?” doesn’t have the same affect as “who’s your daddy?”.

[MSG:] He asked “who’s your daddy” and I said I don’t know.

[MSG:] If I pick up a girl, and then she picks up a guy, and we all leave together, did I pick up the guy?

[MSG:] On the upside, that’s one less thing on our sexytimes bucket list!

[MSG:] Come hell or highwater we WILL manage to have sex at work without getting caught one of these days.

[MSG:] Next time you’re taking nude pics for me, maybe glance around the room to make sure your MOM’S NOT THERE.

[MSG:] Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.

[MSG:] SLUTTIEST. HALLOWEEN. EVER.

[MSG:] I can’t believe you fell asleep in the middle.

[MSG:] Dude, I’ve got to get back on her good side. I’ve tried masturbating… it’s not the same.

[MSG:] Long story short, we had to call the fire department to get the handcuffs off.

[MSG:] I told you not to buy lube from a tourist shop!

[MSG:] What’s never happened before? The premature ejaculation or the ten minutes of crying afterwards?

[MSG:] So not only did my roommate NOT leave when he saw I had a girl there, HE STARTED SHOUTING BITS OF ADVICE.

[MSG:] Walked in on my boss nailing his secretary on the copy machine. It’s gonna be a VERY awkward meeting tomorrow…

[MSG:] Mom found our “collection.”

[MSG:] I don’t even know if I LIKE sober sex anymore.

[MSG:] Banging your kid’s teacher never ends well.

[MSG:] Her dad came home when we were “busy” so I ended up jumping out her window and getting dressed while I ran up the block to my car. FML

[MSG:] It’s just one of those days where I’m too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.

[MSG:] Turns out I’m not as bendy as I thought… it was fun trying, though!

[MSG:] We rented a porno to get ideas. Long story short… we need a new showerhead.

[MSG:] Never take sex advice from your older brother.

[MSG:] Any recommendations for how to tell your girlfriend about the pics of her sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?

[MSG:] HE WAS LOOKING RIGHT AT ME. JACKING OFF. ON A PUBLIC CITY BUS. I SHIT YOU NOT.

[MSG:] Speaking French in bed SOUNDS hot, but turns out I only know “baguette” and “bonjour.”

[MSG:] So the threeway turned out to be a twoway while the third one sat and watched in a chair.

[MSG:] NEVER ANSWER THE PHONE IN THE MIDDLE OF SEX EVER AGAIN

[MSG:] We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.

[MSG:] Long story short, she’s passed out, we’re both naked, I’m gagged and can’t get the knot undone, we’re in the closet at her mom’s house. SEND HELP.

[MSG:] Also, I’ve finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is okay.

[MSG:] I’m sorry I laughed. But, honey, you were trying to give me a striptease and you tripped on your pants!

[MSG:] So today I found out my mom’s dating my ex-boyfriend, and she’s kinkier than I am. Fuck divorce.

[MSG:] Well, I never thought in the future I’d be able to say “hey remember that Easter when I made porn?”

[MSG:] I have to admit, I’ve never heard of more than two people watching porn together…

[MSG:] I don’t think bruises are supposed to turn green.

[MSG:] That girl’s pussy is like White Castle, you crave it once in awhile, but next morning you regret eating it.

[MSG:] Never sneeze while eating a girl out.

[MSG:] I know he was trying his best to be sexy, but Johnny Depp, he is not.

[MSG:] PENISES ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO LOOK LIKE THAT OH MY GOD

[MSG:] So it turns out he’s not into bondage.

[MSG:] I’m straight, but shit happens.

[humanseoul]

더이상 혼자 걷지마, 이젠 나 있잖아 Don’t walk alone anymore, you have me now

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[bxstage]

   The sudden words slipped out past the drunk male’s lips followed with a happy smile, made the corners of her own lips get tugged into a brief but genuine grin. Even drunk he could be adorable. That was an annoying charm he had which could melt her heart. But still, she needed to be tough with him.    ”Aiish, what am I going to do with you, hun?” she asked him again, trying to look serious in his eyes as she leaned her torso slightly forth to fix her gaze on his, still with folded arms and her feet stepping the same spot as before. “Did you bring your car this time? If so, pass me the keys. I can’t leave you here like this.”

[leexmnh]

“Yes, I did.” He slowly said. And patted his left pocket on the jeans showing her that the keys were there. Nicholas didn’t even know what was happening. When he understood what was going on, he saw Wendy driving his car and he sit on passenger’s bench. She didn’t even question Wendy. He did trusted her. Didn’t know why, just did. He fell asleep all the rest of the way to somewhere Wendy took him. 

[leexmnh]

ᴜɴᴇxᴘᴇᴄᴛᴇᴅ ᴍᴇᴇᴛɪɴɢ。{ᴊsʏ&ʟᴍʜ}

[seraun]

On her way home, she unfortunately got stuck in the middle of the traffic. She initially thought that since it was pretty early, she could have avoided the rush hour and drive back home smoothly, but that was not the case this time around. With a long sigh, Sooyeon leaned back against the seat comfortably while she tried to be patient since nothing good will come out if her temper gets on the way. Pressing the button to turn on the stereo of the car while the car slowly moved to turn left on the main road, she mistakenly looked down to find a certain station that she usually listened to whenever she’s in the mood. It was then she felt a car hit the front bumper of her car. The impact wasn’t that strong, but she felt her body shook due to the blow. She immediately stepped onto the brake. It rattled her for a moment, clenching onto the steering wheel tightly, but once it faded down, she felt her blood boil due to her earlier stressful activities and the damage to her luxury car. She started to honk at the driver of the other vehicle before she unbuckled herself from her seat and stepped out of the car, slamming the car door close. As she turned to look at the driver of the other vehicle, no words came out and her body seemingly froze right on the spot where she was standing. The frustration and all the words that should have slipped past her lips didn’t come out. Instead, she stared at the very familiar man — more than familiar. The familiar man whom she hasn’t seen for such a long time. She couldn’t understand what she was feeling nor what she should do and say. “I— What are you doing here?”

[leexmnh]

WhenSooyeon's face reached Minho's mind he felt a strange and, at the same time,awkward feeling. He just smashed her car, might she hate him or...? Although,the other feeling was...missing, regard. Minho missed her, missed her presence, missed her smell, missed everything about her. After she came to Korea, he couldn't see her anymore. About fifteen years distant. Their hearts still having an unique connection.  

"I moved to Korea few years ago..." The cars around them wouldn't stop honking, quickly Minho pulled Sooyeon by her wrist and put her inside his car, on the passenger sit. Then, he went to the driver's sit and finally took the car away from all that confusion. The jam in that moment was no more hellish as minutes ago. He started driving fast to reach his house, and while driving, he called the tow truck to remove the vehicle from the middle of the avenue.

"Tomorrow I promise I will find your car and fix it." Minho drove to his apartment in Gangnam, he had a lot to talk to Jung Sooyeon.

[translated-feels]

因為我不為現在的我而驕傲 Because I am not proud of who I am right now.

(via choiris)

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[unclefather]

you may now kiss the bride 

[leexmnh]

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[leexmnh]

ᴜɴᴇxᴘᴇᴄᴛᴇᴅ ᴍᴇᴇᴛɪɴɢ。{ᴊsʏ&ʟᴍʜ}

— [ dahlicas。] 

The worstthing that commonly happens in 21st century is being stopped in the middle of abig city in the middle of a traffic jam. And how Nicholas hated traffic jams.He was so close from his apartment in Gangnam and couldn't move a single inchwith his white Camaro because of the amount of car in front of him. The music played loud inside the car, nothing from outside could bother his concentration on Arctic Monkey's songs. His head leans against the steering wheel then the cars start moving and quickly the potent Camaro's engine worked. And worked too much. Few words came from his mouth: Fucking. Hell. Fucking. Hell. Fucking. Hell. Fucking. Hell. He repeated countless times. He hit a fucking car. Immediately he turned off the vehicle and rushed to help the person from the foward's car. Before talking, he could notice that the hit wasn't as bad as thought. Just a few scratches and one smashed headlight.

"Ehh--- I am...sorry. I know words won't fix your car but don't worry, I'll pay for it." He said while all the people behind them honk and screams from their window. Although, when the the person's door open his heart stopped. And Nicholas felt as all the noises in the environment did the same. The boy's glare fixed on her face. He know it was her. Jung Sooyeon. "It can't be possible."  

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SISTAR is for sure a group that turns Nicholas on. Their songs are catchy and the all four members are incredibly beautiful. These was his thoughs while the hot coffee touched his mouth in a random café at Seoul, and coincidentally, Kim Hyojung was in the same place. How lucky he is. Nich is truly confident about himself, but, should he take an atitute and talk to Hyorin? How would she treat him? He doesn’t want to make an embarrassing scene in the middle of a fulled café. A black mas coverd her face and a big pair of glasses her eyes. But that chocolate tone skin couldn’t rip him off. His eyes were stagnant on her. Something in that woman naturally attracts men’s glare. Hyorin was paying her coffee, of course she will leave soon. The last time for Nicholas to do something. Did he? No. He didn’t. The only thing he could he is watch his muse going out from the café. 

"So close, and so distant at the same time."