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i dont know what larper means in terms of the way people online right now are using it and at this point im too afraid to ask

molabuddy

(learnt) i think poser is a funnier word can we all go back to using that one

#I agree bring back the word poser but also #can kids just stop finding mean spirited ways to exclude each other #i remember when anime was such a nerdy thing that people refused to talk to you if you liked it #now it seems like the anime fandoms are made up mostly of bullies who are like #'ur a larper if choso is your fav' like ok #consider; not everybody makes 95% of their personality their special interest #who fucking caaaaares

strangerconnection

you know, i don't remember

vintageandroid

i made a post like this before but I can't find it now. so. I'll just redo it.

What's the first "big news story" you remember from when you were a kid?

It's something I love to ask mixed-aged groups sometimes because I think it's really interesting to see the responses. I've gotten answers from the Olympics of [whatever year] to Watergate to more recent stuff from my niblings.

My first news thing I remember is the OJ Simpson trial. I vaguely remember watching the news with my grandparents before that, but that's the first story I remember, in part because my second grade teacher had us go play so she could watch the verdict 😂

absolutelynotclassicusernam-blog

I remember walking down the street and seeing a sign protesting George W. Bush’s war on Iraq, so I think that.

#i do remember being alive when 9/11 happened but i really didn't notice it happening the way a cognizant human does #the first big news broadcast that I actually remember seeing was the DC Sniper Attacks

freakvampiresex

its nothing some ibuprofen and a blunt and 5 beers and a head injury and jacking off and killing myself cant fix

ilovecats4ever

welcome to the future

ilovecats4ever

isa-ah

sufjansjoy

mm you’re being such an okay boy for daddy. could be better could be worse. you will receive neither reward nor punishment for your forgettable behavior. that’s my okay boy, keep doing whatever …

patronsaintofweepingmothers

2009

doyoulovethewayzeylily

selfish-machinesz

satoru on a random thursday afternoon: I bet it would feel good as fuck to get turned into a ball and be swallowed by you

suguru:

hateusandseeifwemind

erdogun

if you're quiet as an adult they kill you

#no it's true I came back into food service after 6 years of introvert type work #and until I started being loud again everybody was chewing on me like a dog toy

cheaphalloweencostume

*dirty talking* you’ve been a very bad boy and im just going to straight up kill you now

thursdaynovember

*dirty talking* You have committed high crimes against Skyrim and her people. What say you in your defense?

canwriteitbetterthanueverfeltit

hey, tag this with a food people get really upset about you not liking

#blueberries :x

im-taako-you-know-from-tv

Ive got a grand total of -140 to my name and our fiance is still job hunting. My next paycheck wont be enough for all our bills. Donations and rbs would be much appreciated

ca $nyahuwu venmo @Jaystrider pp

im-taako-you-know-from-tv

$80/$400

thank you so much friends

mephostophilis

are non brits aware of count binface.

mephostophilis

to give some entirely bizarre context, nigel farage (extreme cunt) has stepped down from his position as MP for clacton (due to a scandal where he received £5 million from a crypto billionaire that could have been laundered) only to run again so that he can prove people like him. and the only person running against him is count binface. who has been a staple of british politics for many years. and now the british press is forced to interview him seriously while he sits there with his binface.