whore for the moon

reed//18//leo//enfp

[wizardnuke]

not to be a history fucker on main but the whole mystery of the lost colony of roanoke is so fucking funny

[wizardnuke]

governor of the colony: hey I’m gonna go back to england to get more supplies

115 colonists: okay

governor: ends up spending 3 years in england bc of a naval war with spain or some shit

governor: gets back to the colony to find everyone gone

governer: sees the word “croatoan”, the name of a native american tribe, carved into a post

croatoan tribe: has members and children with blonde hair/blue eyes, pale skin

everyone: what could have happened to the colonists of roanoke

[chotimoti]

[wizardnuke]

hi! op here. I’m fucking hyperventilating

[pinkiepony]

[zsnes]

[nl]

gentrification

[stupidcommentdepository]

*attempts to log into bank account*

To continue answer security question: “Where and how will you die?”

types in “alone in a ditch wearing a clown costume”

*i view my account balance of $4.47*

[a-writers-insanity]

Re-blog if you can write in cursive.

I heard cursive is dying. I want to see who still uses it.

[naanviolent]

I’ll be 30 this year.  Here’s some advice I wish I knew for my 20s:

- Don’t shake hands with men.  I was a janitor and I never had to refill the soap box in the mens bathroom.  Like 60% of them just walk right out without even looking at the sink.  It’s gross.

That’s it.  Good luck.

[is-this-url-ok]

As a man who washes his hands I can confirm I never had to wait for a free sink

[angelicguy]

*goes to hot topic and walks out with arms full of regular groceries*

[imaginaryi-blog]

I…you…is that even remotely possible?

[angelicguy]

no, thats why its a joke. thanks

[animatedtext]

[jdandchi]

NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT A GOD DAMN RELATIONSHIP AND LOSING WEIGHT AND BEING BEAUTIFUL FOR GODS SAKE GO OUTSIDE AND ROB A STORE AND FEEL ALIVE AS YOU RUN AWAY FROM SECURITY

[imp]

[ted-and-bill]

new meme format

[whitepeopletwitter]

[sevdolo]

[socialistexan]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[mysimpsonsblogisgreaterthanyours]

[pokemonpika77]

Guys, this is season ONE of the Simpsons.

[horror-stim]

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[acoolguy]

[qmata]

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