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[legallybatgirl]

damian wayne: stephanie’s diary says I have boundary issues.

[legallybatgirl]

theredwonder‌:

“What are the chances of you landing in that 0.01% if I said no to Polar Express?”

“Hard 0 - in fact, I’m starting to detonate right now. 10, 9, 8 -” 

[legallybatgirl]

battlecried‌.

               “ So  I’ve  heard—- ”  Dinah  watches  over,  body  leaning  against  a  wall.  Logic  would  indicate  that  this  is  the  time  when  she  tells  her  not  to  do  it,  to  eventually  hang  the  cowl  and  cape  and  live  her  life,  that  she  can’t  allow  herself  to  get  lost  in  the  fight,  the  pursue  of  crime  and  danger;  but  it  would  be  hypocritical  of  her  to  do  so.  Her  mother  tried  to  stop  her  from  fighting  before,  and  it  only  encouraged  more.  “ As  long  as  you  don’t  let  Batman  get  to  you,  or  turn  into  him,  I  think  you’ll  be  alright, ”  she  smiles.

          “I think I’ll be alright, too” She feels the smile stretch on her face as she mentions Batman. there was no secret that herself and Bruce didn’t exactly get along - and Stephanie wasn’t sure they would ever. There was a part of her that longed for his approval, and sometimes she was concerned that part of her would never go away. “I don’t make it a habit of letting Batman getting to me anymore.” 

[legallybatgirl]

hiisspark‌:

     he guessed that there wasn’t any way around this. 

          “alright, well i’m going to assume you can get up there, then?” with the crane already about to fall from the tall building–and a few workers ready to come down with it–miles didn’t stop to let her answer before letting his web shoot him up.

          well. there he went - stephanie rolled her eyes,before aiming her grapple gun and swinging up herself. she climbed to a ledge, narrowing her eyes. 

                          ‘surprised to me, bug boy?’ spoiler called. ‘what’s the plan? we need to get those workers off, now.’ 

[legallybatgirl]

STARTER CALL~

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[legallybatgirl]

@hiisspark / from x

                     “Spoiler alert, spider-dude, that’s not happening. In case you didn’t notice, I’m in a costume too - the name’s Spoiler. I’m here to help.”

[protagonistically]

Tim Drake did not get trained by Bruce Wayne, Lady Shiva, Rahul Lama, Dick Grayson, Cassandra Cain, Nathan Howe, and the League of Assassins for you to treat him like he’s nothing more then tech support. 

[yellowcape-deactivated20220421]

This is VERY important.

[legallybatgirl]

“The Polar Express is the best Christmas movie and if you think otherwise you can fight me.” 

[legallybatgirl]

stephanie brown: I’m too cute for 90% of the shit I go through.

[darkvengeanced]

❝ you think you can can learn to follow my instructions? ❞

                                                                                                                        ❝ ummm … probably not? ❞

❝ well, that’ll have to be a start. ❞

         independent, non-selective charlie gage-radcliffe/misfit from dc comics. mun is 21+

                                                                 written by meri

[alannasroleplaymemes-moved]

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[legallybatgirl]

“The fuck? The fuck? -” 

“The fuck is in the AIR?” 

“The fuck? There’s white shit everywhere?!” 

[-flakes-deactivated20110517]

[fuckyeahstephaniebrown-blog-dea]

-flakes:

LOOK AT STEPH’S TROLL FACE!

[Batgirl #17]

Honestly, Damian. Never bait Steph.

[auliicraval]

iconic vines sentence meme .

​❛ suck a motherfucking dick . ❜

​❛ i thought you were bae , turns out you were just fam . ❜

​❛ i thought you were american . ❜

​❛ is that a weed !? ❜

​❛ i won’t hesitate bitch ! ❜

​❛ chipotle is my life . ❜

​❛ turn off the flash you fucking moron ! ❜

​❛ kiss my ass bitch motherfucker ! ❜

​❛ is that a police !? ❜

​❛ i’m calling the weed ! ❜

​❛ done & done , let me pull the table out of my ass . ❜

​❛ merry crisis ! ❜

​❛ i don’t have enough money for chicken nugget . ❜

​❛ i’m ready to die anytime , any place , for any reason . ❜

​❛ hey guys , we’re unboxing this cheese stick today . ❜

​❛ i aint never gonna stop loving you , bitch .  ❜

​❛ this is the comedy police ! that joke’s too funny ! ❜

​❛ i’m not going back to jail ! ❜

​❛ what the fuck ? $599 for a fucking playground ? that looks like a piece of shit . ❜

​❛ FUCK YOUR TEA ! ❜

​❛ the feminists are taking over ! ❜

​❛ I GOT TWO FREE TACOS ! ❜

​❛ and they were roommates ! ❜

​❛ i’m not your friend ! ❜

​❛ there’s no saving this sweet piece of ass . ❜

​❛ hi welcome to chili’s ! ❜

​❛ yeah tip of the penis to you too . ❜

​❛ this is why mom doesn’t FUCKING love you ! ❜

​❛ welcome to bible study , we’re all children of jesus . ❜

​❛ aw fuck , i can’t believe you’ve done this . ❜

​❛ YO HOLY SHIT HE DEAD ! ❜

​❛ this is the dollar store , how good can it be ? ❜

​❛ step back , i think i’m gonna vomit ! ❜

​❛ oh sorry , i didn’t see ya there , i was too busy blocking out the haters . ❜

​❛ shut up ! your mother buys you mega blocks instead of legos ! ❜

​❛ I’LL TAKE A NAP HERE ! ❜

​❛ i hate to do this but i specifically asked for no mustard and you just brought me a bottle of mustard on a plate . ❜

​❛ how are we gonna win if we fucking die ? ❜

​❛ why the fuck would i say printer ? ❜

​❛ the benefits of killing him would be that i’d be pushed way less . ❜

​❛ but it pays off, because i dont even have time to think about dying . ❜

[legallybatgirl]

“It’s 3am and I can’t sleep, so strap in and welcome back to me screaming -” 

[legallybatgirl]

flyinggraysonnightwing‌:

Dick smirked wide at the blonde as she entered Wayne Manor. “But past midnight is always the best time to lecture you.” He teased, poking his tongue out as he laughed at her. “Brucie Boy is gonna loooove this.”

Stephanie rolled her eyes and pulled off her cowl, shaking her hair out. “Ding dong, that’s wrong,” Stephanie said, stretching her arms over her head with a yawn. “I’m sure he is. I’m here to drop a thing off and split before he has a heart attack or something.”

[legallybatgirl]

@theredwonder / liked. / accepting.

“Look, Boy Blunder, I’ve had a long day, and if I don’t get this cowl off, hot coco in my tummy with a side of pizza or waffles or both, and pop in the best Christmas Movie of all time - The Polar Express - there is a 99.9% probability I will explode.”