incorrect batfam quotes

incorrect quotes for the batfam and associates

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lian harper: Gotta love knitting needles. I can make a scarf. I can make a hat. I can stab your eyes out. I can make mittens. damian wayne: What was that middle one? lian harper: I can make a hat.

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dick grayson: My fetish is saying some incredibly cornball shit and watching kori speedrun the five stages of grief as she realizes with horror that she still wants to fuck me.

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luke fox: tbh my favorite part of pride month is saying “AND DURING PRIDE MONTH TOO?” at every slight inconvenience.

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jason todd: Okay, but what if we went to dinner not as friends this time?  rose wilson: AS ENEMIES?! jason todd: 

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jason todd: It’s always “calm down” and “you need to relax” and “dude chill” and never “How was the rage and all consuming bitterness that festers on your aching heart? Was the rage and bitterness fun?”

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cassandra cain, talking about tim drake: His fuckass instincts gonna get him killed.

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bruce wayne: dick muttered behind me “all you do is hurt people”. I whipped my head back to see he wasn’t talking to me. bruce wayne: he was holding a cup of Buldak, staring intensely at the chicken mascot.

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selina kyle: I can hear damian two rooms away singing to alfred the cat a song called “best friends club.” It’s about how he and the cat are in the best friends club and I’m not in it. Women have to be so strong to put up with this sort of treatment.

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damian wayne, glaring at tim drake: My arch nemesis just told me that I’m not his arch nemesis. To him, I’m just a normal nemesis. I feel so stupid. Fuck my life.

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jason todd: Anybody know any good substitutes for love and personal fulfillment? cassandra cain: Crunchwrap Supreme from Taco Bell.

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ra's al ghul: Every child is a potential future enemy. Zero tolerance policy.

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make your own post and don't be a fucking asshole on mine this is rude and mean as fuck especially on an incorrect quote that's done for fun

"he would not say that" I don't give a fuck

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selina kyle: Bruce, you love me, right? bruce wayne: Normally I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere I won’t like.

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stephanie brown: My only talent is being stress. dick grayson: Don’t you mean stressed? stephanie brown: No.

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bruce wayne: What do you have to say for yourself? dick grayson: Oops?

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tim drake: Remember, you can disappear into the woods whenever you want. You’re an adult.

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bruce wayne: If anyone needs me I’ll be ripping the LED headlights out of every vehicle in the country.

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dick grayson: No one ever told me the highest-stakes game I would play in life was trying to figure out the rules of whatever pretend game my toddler Jake is attempting to play with me before he explodes with frustration.