incorrect batfam quotes

incorrect quotes for the batfam and associates

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cassandra cain: I need more chips. tim drake: You’re literally eating chips as you speak. You spit chips on me to say that. cassandra cain: They’re almost gone.

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tim drake: Do something that scares you every day.

tim drake: If you do that, then each day, little by little, you will be scared. Every day will be scary, and your life will be very scary.✨

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tim drake: *faints*

dick grayson: Quick! Perform CPR!

stephanie brown: Uh… 🎵 I see a bad moon risin’… 🎵

barbara gordon: That’s CCR!

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dick grayson: My 6-year-old daughter Mar'i calls Dunkin’ Donuts “Drunken Donuts.” dick grayson: I was going to correct her. Then I realized it was the best idea ever for a bakery.

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jason todd: I’ve never felt more like a zombie and I’ve literally crawled out of my own grave.

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selina kyle, having a fight with bruce wayne: Not arguing with a man with a fat ass, whatever you say cake boss.

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cassandra cain: We’re about to do the taser challenge. You want in? tim drake: What’s the taser challenge? stephanie brown: We tase each other, then drink. tim drake: How do you win? cassandra cain: What are you, a lawyer? You want in or not?

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jason todd: To you it might be unethical, to me it’s just a bit funny.

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tim drake: I hate when people ask me, ‘What did you do today?’ Buddy listen, I woke up at noon and then it was five p.m., okay? I don’t KNOW!

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barbara gordon: I hate to tell “I told you so”, but- jason todd: No, you don’t.

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barbara gordon, trying to pick which batkids to send on a dangerous mission: let's see...uhm...okay! everyone who shares a name with a character from greek mythology, follow me.

cassandra cain and jason todd: *follow her out of the batcave*

tim drake: *tries to walk out with them*

barbara gordon: excuse me, there was no "timothy".

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cassandra cain: My fav brides on Say Yes To The Dress are the ones who come in wanting a specific dress but don’t call ahead to see if it’s in stock and are like sooo shocked it’s not there. cassandra cain: Baby!!! it’s your wedding dress!!! I’ve called bakeries to make sure they have a cinnamon roll in stock.

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beryl hutchinson: I remember when I learned that Americans call their lollipop ladies “crossing guards.” stephanie brown: Did you live in the fucking Shire?

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tim drake: I’m so jetlagged I can’t even regrender my chorf. *everyone stares at tim* tim drake: I don’t even know what I was trying to say.

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barbara gordon: There should be meat in keyboards, like you should be able to pry out the keys and suck meat out of them like crab legs.

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mar'i grayson: Just found out pickles are cucumbers, I can’t fucking breathe. nell little: This is how I felt when I figured out raisins. mar'i grayson: What about raisins?

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dick grayson: It’s ok to not have a Valentine on Valentine’s Day. I didn’t have a groundhog on Groundhog’s Day.