sans

heya. i’m sans. sans the skeleton.

[deepfrieddeltarunememes]

contrary to popular belief, Sans isn't problematic for hanging out with your mother, who is a grown woman

he's problematic because he bought up the only grocery store in town (making it essentially a food desert) and sells expired goods that make the residents sick

do better, sans

[legendaryfartmaster2-offical]

i’m doing my best man. store is down to a skeleton crew.

[legendaryfartmaster2-offical]

i think i peaked here.

[legendaryfartmaster2-offical]

deltarune tomorrow.

[legendaryfartmaster2-offical]

don’t worry pops, i got other ways of celebratin.

[cherryhatter-deactivated2015072]

KICK THE CAN!

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.

[visibun]

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

[drtanner]

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

[trans-the-skeleton-offical]

well, can we make it last longer? It’s tradition yk

[legendaryfartmaster2-offical]

i can’t see why not.

[legendaryfartmaster2-offical]

what’s up?

[legendaryfartmaster2-offical]

aaa a aaa a a a aaa a a aaaaaaa a as a aa

what? i dunno what this means, bud. totally stumped.

[sans-undertale-official]

Ooc

Yay it's sand undertable

And yeah idk

@eredin-offical @bunny-slippers-offical @an-angel-offical @costa-rica-offical @someone-official @imightbeafaerie-official-offical @breadcrumb-offical @fay-offical @falkor-the-best-villain @supervillain-offical @evilpineapple-offical @evil-burning-britain-official @evil-goon-offical @mrevilvillanplotman-offical @definitely-ao3-offical @tum-blr-offical @seraphim-offical

[legendaryfartmaster2-offical]

oh, heya. sup?

[sans-undertale-official]

[legendaryfartmaster2-offical]

the more, the merrier, i guess.

[sans-undertale-official]

Ooc

Yay it's sand undertable

And yeah idk

@eredin-offical @bunny-slippers-offical @an-angel-offical @costa-rica-offical @someone-official @imightbeafaerie-official-offical @breadcrumb-offical @fay-offical @falkor-the-best-villain @supervillain-offical @evilpineapple-offical @evil-burning-britain-official @evil-goon-offical @mrevilvillanplotman-offical @definitely-ao3-offical @tum-blr-offical @seraphim-offical

[legendaryfartmaster2-offical]

oh, heya. sup?

[mono-lithical]

shapes.inc wishes it could have this kind of quality

[legendaryfartmaster2-offical]

i’d say that’s pretty spot-on.

[hijinxmayhem]

Happy Birthday Classic ^^

a little late but couldn't forget ab my second fav

[legendaryfartmaster2-offical]

nice.

[legendaryfartmaster2-offical]

are you a smart fella or a fart smella?

[legendaryfartmaster2-offical]

you know, people always ask me:

“what’s ligma?”

“what is bofa”

“what the heck is updogg!?”

but these aren’t questions for me. the are the kinds of questions you people should be asking the mind goblin.

oh, what’s the mind goblin?

heh.

mind goblin deez nuts.

[evil-pukicho-real-offical]

IS THAT SANS FUCKING UNDERTALE?!

[legendaryfartmaster2-offical]

yup.

[legendaryfartmaster2-offical]

are you and purple morphsuit guy related

nah.

[marbled-pulse]

[krismas15]

WHAT are my friends doing blud😭✌️

[legendaryfartmaster2-offical]

hey, kiddo, check it out.

wrote ya a song. think of it as an apology.

Visit Original Link

[marbled-pulse]

i don’t have my headphones rn, i’ll listen to it in the morning. i am (probably justifiably so) scared of this.

[legendaryfartmaster2-offical]

i’ve been practicing with wind instruments.

[marbled-pulse]

[krismas15]

WHAT are my friends doing blud😭✌️

[legendaryfartmaster2-offical]

hey, kiddo, check it out.

wrote ya a song. think of it as an apology.

Visit Original Link

[egwegman]

I think the recent trend of us torturing UT Sans by laying all of our DR knowledge on him comes from our primitive instincts as Undertale fans to give the funny skeleton man the most horrific trauma imaginable. A part of me feels the way people portray his reaction is a little OOC but the other part of me wants him to suffer, and will absolutely partake in this sadistic endeavor.

[legendaryfartmaster2-offical]

not cool man.

[egwegman]

Omg Sans Undertale hello! Sorry for the many atrocities this fandom and I want to inflict on you (not really) = )

[legendaryfartmaster2-offical]

eh, it’s fine i guess.

you wanna hear this song i wrote?

Visit Original Link

[purple-morphsuit-guy-offical]

CURSE YOU @marbled-pulse !!!! CURSE YOU!!!!!!!!!

[marbled-pulse]

i see youve met alastor

:)

[purple-morphsuit-guy-offical]

you know what I’m gonna place the curse of sans on you

@legendaryfartmaster2-offical

[nurse-offical]

[legendaryfartmaster2-offical]

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