Sans (Trans)

Heya (fictionkin but act like I'm a roleplay blog for my sanity)

[trans-the-skeleton-offical]

Intro? I guess? This technically isn't a roleplay blog, but go ahead and treat it like one cuz it's funny (Go ahead and ask questions, I don't have the spine to bite) The names Trans, Trans the Skeleton /reference (Part of a system, they/them but idrc lmao)

Despite what this says (Which is really funny), I'm not a lesbian I'm aro/ase Which is ironic, being the dude who literally was a tumblr sexyman once a while ago.

reading tags is a good thing to do, yk

doubles and actual roleplay accounts may interact, it's really funny

[swagrum76]

THE CAT IN THE HAT WANTS TO MURDER ME, HE SAID I WAS FAT, WHY CAN'T HE LEAVE ME BE, HE'S CARRYING A METAL BAT, COME ON, MAN, I JUST WANNA BE FREE, PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE, THE CAT IN THE HAT WANTS TO MURDER ME, WHY ARE ALL THE CONTACTS ON MY PHONE HANGING UP ON ME, IS THAT A POWER HE GAINED AFTER MUMBLING ABOUT GAINING LV, I'VE TRIED RUNNING, I'VE TRIED HIDING, BUT IT SEEMS NOTHING I WILL DO WILL END HIS MURDER SPREE, EVERYTHING'S NOT FINE, PLEASE HELP, THE CAT IN THE HAT WANTS TO MURDER ME, HE HAS A METAL BAT, HE JUST KILLED MY PET RAT, OH GOD, SOMEONE, ANYONE, HELP, HE KILLED THING ONE AND THING TWO, HE TOSSED SOMETHING AT ME, IT WAS A DIRTY SHOE, HE'S NOW MUMBLING SOMETHING ABOUT ADD-ONS OR SOMETHING, IS HE GOING TO KILL THOSE TOO, MAKE THIS MAKE SENSE, SET ME FREE, LEAVE ME BE

[grillbyfan]

LEGIT BARS BRO

[trans-the-skeleton-offical]

Nahh I aint saving vro that's a problem between Cat in The Hat and the sentient Texture block Wait what did vro even do???

[swagrum76]

* I'm not the one in the poem fortunately. I swear I didn't mess with the plot of the Cat in the Hat. I'm innocent this time..

[trans-the-skeleton-offical]

Sure, pal

[swagrum76]

THE CAT IN THE HAT WANTS TO MURDER ME, HE SAID I WAS FAT, WHY CAN'T HE LEAVE ME BE, HE'S CARRYING A METAL BAT, COME ON, MAN, I JUST WANNA BE FREE, PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE, THE CAT IN THE HAT WANTS TO MURDER ME, WHY ARE ALL THE CONTACTS ON MY PHONE HANGING UP ON ME, IS THAT A POWER HE GAINED AFTER MUMBLING ABOUT GAINING LV, I'VE TRIED RUNNING, I'VE TRIED HIDING, BUT IT SEEMS NOTHING I WILL DO WILL END HIS MURDER SPREE, EVERYTHING'S NOT FINE, PLEASE HELP, THE CAT IN THE HAT WANTS TO MURDER ME, HE HAS A METAL BAT, HE JUST KILLED MY PET RAT, OH GOD, SOMEONE, ANYONE, HELP, HE KILLED THING ONE AND THING TWO, HE TOSSED SOMETHING AT ME, IT WAS A DIRTY SHOE, HE'S NOW MUMBLING SOMETHING ABOUT ADD-ONS OR SOMETHING, IS HE GOING TO KILL THOSE TOO, MAKE THIS MAKE SENSE, SET ME FREE, LEAVE ME BE

[grillbyfan]

LEGIT BARS BRO

[trans-the-skeleton-offical]

Nahh I aint saving vro that's a problem between Cat in The Hat and the sentient Texture block Wait what did vro even do???

[sweatypapercloud]

Seeing my favorite characters put against each other during the Tumblr sexyman contest is like your thruple breaking up and having to choose which one you move out with 💔

[trans-the-skeleton-offical]

It's okay when in doubt choose me

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 3 Part 13

Arataka Reigen (Mob Psycho 100)

Sans (Undertale)

Voting ended onJun 22

[palusu]

This is so funny, I just HAD to draw it

[trans-the-skeleton-offical]

GUESS WHO'S BACK. BACK AGAIN.

ME

[trans-the-skeleton-offical]

Why the fuck do I live with Allied Mastercomputer @ithinkthereforeiam-ihnmaims

[ithinkthereforeiam-ihnmaims]

Oh fuck you

[trans-the-skeleton-offical]

I'd say "fuck me yourself, you coward" but like

We're both asexual

[ithinkthereforeiam-ihnmaims]

The real question is why do we live

[trans-the-skeleton-offical]

Not this again 💔

@sir-soulvester-dw deal with them

[sir-soulvester-dw]

Hark, good Sans, I pray thee, keep me not entangled in this quarrel.

[trans-the-skeleton-offical]

okay now we BOTH know you don't speak that "Olde", more like the Rouxls Kaard guy

[trans-the-skeleton-offical]

Why the fuck do I live with Allied Mastercomputer @ithinkthereforeiam-ihnmaims

[ithinkthereforeiam-ihnmaims]

Oh fuck you

[trans-the-skeleton-offical]

I'd say "fuck me yourself, you coward" but like

We're both asexual

[ithinkthereforeiam-ihnmaims]

The real question is why do we live

[trans-the-skeleton-offical]

Not this again 💔

@sir-soulvester-dw deal with them

[trans-the-skeleton-offical]

Why the fuck do I live with Allied Mastercomputer @ithinkthereforeiam-ihnmaims

[ithinkthereforeiam-ihnmaims]

Oh fuck you

[trans-the-skeleton-offical]

I'd say "fuck me yourself, you coward" but like

We're both asexual

[trans-the-skeleton-offical]

Why the fuck do I live with Allied Mastercomputer @ithinkthereforeiam-ihnmaims

[trans-the-skeleton-offical]

I'M WINNING AGAINNN

HE HAS A NAME?????????????????

[cherryhatter-deactivated2015072]

KICK THE CAN!

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.

[visibun]

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

[drtanner]

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

[trans-the-skeleton-offical]

well, can we make it last longer? It’s tradition yk

[legendaryfartmaster2-offical]

i can’t see why not.

[trans-the-skeleton-offical]

Welp, I'm soda-lighted to inform you that you can can-fidently count on me because of how can-venient it is to kick a can by reblogging. No wonder it's kept up so long. It's tin-credible technology.

[cherryhatter-deactivated2015072]

KICK THE CAN!

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.

[visibun]

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

[drtanner]

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

[trans-the-skeleton-offical]

well, can we make it last longer? It's tradition yk