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My opinion on live-action remakes is that aesthetic changes to make it work in the new medium is alright(ex: live-action beauty and the beast redesigning the furniturefolk to be more humanish instead of anthroitems, live-action lion king being less expressive because the animals are more realistic, etc), but changing story details or legitimate vibes of a scene without adding more to love, even seemingly minor(but still notable) ones is a no-go. Also designs that look genuinely creepy/uncomfortable, no

I've said it before and I'll say it again:

Hadestown Hermes should either be young or have a record

He should either feel like the well-meaning older cousin/brother giving bad advice or be a Gruncle Stan-type character that gives probably illegal advice

#hadestown #hermes #greek mythology #he committed crimes at a day old

Every time my family has attempted to see Hadestown, at least one vehicle has done a fucky-uppy(still managed to see the play live because we had a spare, but no proshot)

#hadestown #hadestown proshot #car trouble #I'm blaming Hermes #Hadestown curse

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fucking lizard infestation on my blog

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He?

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Shigaraki and his gang of criminals, plus the gaming buddy <3

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Every villain organization needs ✨️the guy✨️(TM)

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Ok does ghost energy drink know about the Tumblr Battery Acid Spaghetti saga?

Because like...

I feel like this exists so we stop trying to make Battery Acid Spaghetti. Ghost is like no no don't do that, stop, stop, look, here, here, the sour strips are the flavor now, you don't have to make unholy things.

Don't put the sour strips in the cheap energy drink, we did it for you without the citric acid gross gummy meltdown. Don't do it, you don't have to anymore. War is over. Sour energy drinks exist now, it's ok.

It's really good too. Probably better than the very unrecommended recipe that collects "don't do this" warnings

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Use it for the spaghetti

#battery acid spaghetti

"Name one greek god that never did something awful"

Hestia is bestia

#greek mythology #greek gods #Hestia #Hestia is bestia

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Tried to see the Hadestown proshot but the car decided to do a fucky-uppy right when we(me and another) actually left to see it

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Nevermind, the car was fixed pretty quick, so seeing it is possible again

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Second nevermind, the car did a fucky-uppy getting off the highway

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Tried to see the Hadestown proshot but the car decided to do a fucky-uppy right when we(me and another) actually left to see it

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Nevermind, the car was fixed pretty quick, so seeing it is possible again

#hadestown #car troubles #hadestown proshot #everything is good again #yippee

Tried to see the Hadestown proshot but the car decided to do a fucky-uppy right when we(me and another) actually left to see it

#hadestown #fuck my liiiiife #car troubles #hadestown proshot

Context is key

Just remember that Prometheus gets eaten out every day

#greek mythology #prometheus #zeus

Some Pokémon really are just animal+

#pokemon

Tried making battery acid spaghetti today and it was actually really good

I did use Airheads sour strip bites, which don't really peel into strings, so I don't know if that really affected the experience, I also didn't know what energy drink to use(I used alani) or if it needed to sit for a while

So if anyone has any tips to get the full "don't do this" experience, please share so I can try it next time

#battery acid spaghetti #actually really good #advice