Cryptic

if you're gonna reblog me, please add something, even just a funny tag

[legendarytrashrat]

PJO headcanon:

Hermes made the cat distribution system

[becoolio]

Something I think is interesting is that even though most of Batman's rogue gallery arent like superpowers aliens from outerspace is that most of them are pretty fucking smart. Multiple of them were doctors/researcher/scientist of some sort, Harvey was a lawyer,Harley and scarecrow were therapist and even if they arent lawyers or doctors rogues like the Penguin,Riddler and Catwoman are all regarded to be exceptional smart. They are just a little crazy.

[legendarytrashrat]

Ahh, yes, the gifted student to villain pipeline

[legendarytrashrat]

According to actual mythology the basilisk(the snake, not the cockatrice) is only a few feet long, so in HP I like to think that basilisks don't become enormous until they reach advanced ages

[victorsqualor]

asoue is a really weird thing to be like... extremely into cause its not even particularly niche like everyone knows what a lemony snicket is but i cant start talking about vfd being a cult to a casual fan or else i sound fucking insane

[anisaftz]

Violet projecting her period cramps onto Olaf

[legendarytrashrat]

Deserved

[anisaftz]

Violet projecting her period cramps onto Olaf

[legendarytrashrat]

Deserved

[legendarytrashrat]

Tbh, the best animation styles are stop-motion and digital animation with stop-motion aesthetic

[legendarytrashrat]

do you use Tumblr

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Voting ended onJun 8

[witless-winion1]

one good thing 2026

Was watching Hadestown with my friend and she became homophobic (yelling at me to focus on the music instead of the pretty girls)

[hyperfixationjunkie]

Music 👏 is 👏 more 👏 important 👏 than 👏 Persephone’s 👏 tits 👏

[legendarytrashrat]

Hades's👏 tits👏 are👏 more👏 important👏 than👏 the👏 music👏

[legendarytrashrat]

The great thing about Hades II Hypnos is he's more concerned about getting in trouble at work than being in a coma for years. Bro acts like his alarm didn't go off, not that he's been asleep long enough for noticeable hair growth

[everyday-cutephoto]

[legendarytrashrat]

Moooooom! The eunuch is scheming again

[thememedaddy]

[legendarytrashrat]

Yeah, sound advice

[legendarytrashrat]

PJO headcanon:

Dionysus doesn't actually know which kids are his, if an unclaimed camper passes the vibe check, they get claimed. Dionysus's whole method is just seeing a camper and saying "yep, seems about right"

[thatoneambiguousanon]

Probably the stupidest thing I’ve made in a long time based on this post by @gunsnpuzzles

I hate it so much but it made me giggle

[legendarytrashrat]

They both have

[legendarytrashrat]

I think I figured out why animes that have fan service characters that are 1000+(but look 12) are so uncomfortable. Those fae/demon/whatever characters look young, and we usually don't get enough frame of reference about actual maturity or physical maturity(ex; 2000YO demon could still be a child demon or trapped in the physical body of a child) wrong and bad...but we know Chilchuck, who looks 10-12, is a normal middle-aged man with grown children and an ex-wife, so he's therefore fine to draw 'interesting' fanart of

[legendarytrashrat]

my wet cat of an Orpheus design(again hands/arms are hard, please ignore them and focus on the lava in the background). had to delete the original post because I forgot to add a watermark(that will look slightly different every time)

[river-grunfeld]

My baby old man is looking very precious today

[legendarytrashrat]

Aww a two month old with twenty years experience