El Muchador Soggy Bacon

I'm a huge nerd and that's all you need to know.

[marine-c-jones]

My favorite photos from the LoZ photo shoot.

Navi without a sign: me

[amusementforme]

one of the greatest scenes in tv history. and all in 60 seconds.

[omgthatdress]

Dress

1950s

Timeless Vixen Vintage

[omgthatdress]

Dress

1950s

Timeless Vixen Vintage

[legendoflane]

Lane: Is your shirt actually wet?

Danny: NO FEEL IT

Lane: I don't want to feel you.

Danny: [as Max has been touching his chest] Now you're just touchin' my titty

[wliiagifs-blog]

[queen-schadenfreude]

Continuing my thing for Anders with glasses

This was originally just the first two panels but it just kept going ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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[theserif]

Could you imagine having a truck load of these, and suddenly a pallet full tips over?  A whole pallet full, making that noise.  At once.

[ow-why-is-my-boob-hurting-deact]

Is this what its like to be an adult

[xandilouwho]

One of my partners works at a Michaels and said that it’s always SO LOUD unloading these.

[weloveshortvideos]

Plankton singlehandedly roasted an entire family on spongebob.

[fabledmuses]

[legendoflane]

continuants:

fabledmuses:

Found my cat.

AUDIBLE GASP WHEN THE CAT CAME OUT

[legendoflane]

island-delver-go:

reddurcs:

ginandmisadventures:

adrithegreat:

meliafucker:

petitepictures:

pajamaedprincess:

aaaaa42:

somebody once trolled me, successfully rickroll’d me

im not the sharpest n00b in the thread…

I was typing kind of dumb WITH THE CAPS LOCK BUTTON ON.

i bet u thought this post was finally dead

well the memes start coming, and they dont stop coming

grabbing all the breadsticks, I’ll leave the shop running

Didn’t make sense not to live for

gun

Your brain gets smart but your heart gets

J O H N C E N A

[gifsandsound]

[alittleporfle]

[legendoflane]

handsomehugs:

so i have a new favorite character, it’s the zoobe bunny that everyone uses to make shitposts (x, x, x)

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[legendoflane]

darkroot-garden:

redflam3s:

Hopefully, this will be the best 8 seconds of your day.

I watched this several times on mute trying to figure out what kind of audio could possibly accompany this that would make it interesting I am not disappointed

[nerdfighterwhatevernumbers]

List of things to say when someone asks why you don’t want kids

[legendoflane]

nerdfighterwhatevernumbers:

I promised my firstborn to a witch and really don’t want to make good on the deal

Well you can have them FOR me if it’s that big a deal to you

I don’t think I could get a good price for em on the black market

Fight me Helen

I can’t be a better parent than Angelina Jolie so why even bother

That’s my nindo. My ninja way.

I literally JUST sat down

Recite “The Highway Man” from Over the Garden Wall

Kids? What are those? I don’t understand. What are these youOH GRAVY WHAT IS THAT!?

Oohhh no, I’ve seen Disney movies, I know what happens to mothers

Centipedes? In my vagina?

*Angrily* YOU SEE!? This is just like that episode of Spongebob! *insert the plot of any episode of Spongebob in excruciating detail*

I heard they’re.. you know.. itchy. Like, as soon as you have a kid. Just totally itchy. Everything.

I’m an Aries

Well, we already got an even number so.. *shrug*

I must first capture the Avatar to regain my honor

I’m allergic

That’s just what the communists want!

I’ve been dead for seven years

Santa didn’t bring me one last Christmas, so I guess it’s no meant to be

I’m afraid they’ll have bad taste in memes

It would be unfair to my cat

I’m chaotic neutral

*long farting noise lasting at least 45 seconds*

“I don’t want to have children, I want to stay single, and let my hair flow in the wind as I ride through the glen firing arrows into the sunset.”

[vinesnow]

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[legendoflane]

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