Blue Me

The most accurate version of me. Free and blue.

[ydolem-art]

✨️ Ellie and Grogu ✨️

[loser-lesbian-nerd]

Hello my friends whY WAS I NOT AWARE THAT THIS GIF EXISTED UNTIL JUST NOW I AM UPSET IT TOOK ME SO LONG TO SEE THIS BUT ALSO SO HAPPY THAT ARE SO MANY BEAUTIFUL GIFS OF MY BABIES FOR ME TO FIND

[nootvanlis]

This calms me.

[buffysgotfaith]

Laura Hollis for the five types of canon

Oh I’m glad I got some asks for this. 

Canon: tiny gay journalist trying to save the world and date her vampire girlfriend.

Headcanon: so I’m 100% sure her Mum died when she was young and that plays a large part in why her dad is so overprotective and why Laura wants so badly to save people. 

Heartcanon: Laura decides to become a vampire so she and Carmilla can be together forever but also so she can see what happens with the world. She’s such a curious person that I think she’d love to see the world develop over centuries. Also I think she could easily realise that living forever could help her do a lot of good. She’d act like a superhero because she’s a nerd. 

Soulcanon: Laura sometimes really misses Carmilla’s heartbeat. She knows it’s stupid and she’s so happy they’re together, but a part of her always hates that they got their mortal happily ever after ripped away from them. And in 5 years she had become so used to Carmilla’s heart beat against her ear as they slept. 

Crotchcanon: lol girl is doing fine in this department

[bigduckenergy]

[relocationxrebirth]

This is awesome.

[chibi-masshuu-deactivated202508]

All the dramatic head snaps.

[justgreg22]

But that belt tho

[geekandmisandry]

….what happens next??

[pinkcheesegreenghost-deactivate]

Cynthia Rothrock in the pink shirt from the movie Righting Wrongs aka Above The Law

8th Degree Black Belt in Tang Soo Do

Black Belt in Taekwondo

Black belt in Karate

Black Belt in Eagle Claw

Black Belt in Wu Shu

Black Belt in Northern Shaolin

Black Belt in Pai Lum Tao Kung Fu

[trapcard]

When the other PTA mom think her lemon bars were better than yours but she didn’t even use real lemon

[luzmitty]

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[ldmtt]

samantha talking about her girlfriend

[snackwizard]

a fools guide to not wanting to die anymore

by me, a fool who doesnt wanna die anymore 

never make a suicide joke again. yes this includes “i wanna die” as a figure of speech. swear off of it. actually make an effort to change how you think about things.

find something to compliment someone for at least 4 times a day. notice the little things about the world that make you happy, and use that to make other people happy.

talk to people. initiate conversation as often as you possibly can. keep your mind busy and you wont have to worry anymore

picture the bad intrusive thoughts in youe head as an edgy 13 year old and tell them to go be emo somewhere else

if someone makes you feel bad most of the time, stop talking to them. making yourself hang out with people who drain you is self harm. stop it.

[wildlyannoyingdoofus]

… 8|

That’s some pretty good advice. I don’t know what’s left of my humor after ‘guess I’ll just die’ jokes but it’s worth a shot.

[snackwizard]

Personally i went from “guess I’ll die” jokes to “IF I HAVE TO BE HERE FOR 5 MORE MINUTES I PROMISE YOU I WILL BUY JUST, AN ARRAY OF CLOTHES.” and other wild hyperbolic stuff. Just replace the death part with something ridiculous and off topic. Its very entertaining

[808lien]

This also works with calling myself things like stupid, worthless, trash, etc. Even if you do this jokingly to yourself, your brain still believes it, and keeps up the cycle. Seriously, I found that when I stopped saying these things about myself, even jokingly, it made a massive difference.

[maramahan]

Here’s a tip I picked up from a friend that’s helped me a lot — replace self deprecating jokes with ironically self aggrandizing jokes

Like every time I trip and fall, instead of saying “l’m just a disaster human” I say “I’m the epitome of grace and beauty”

Or like, when I draw a picture I’m not 100% happy with, instead of saying “my art is trash” I say something like “you know I think it’s time we replaced the Mona Lisa”

When you do that you get to make a joke, but you’re ALSO getting practice building yourself up, y’know?

And eventually it becomes a reflex and you get so used to it that you can say nice stuff about yourself even when you AREN’T joking

[theheroheart]

Gonna have myself a delicious chocolate croissant.

But I better heat it up first. Much yummier that way.

[gayscreechingnoises]

hey one question what the fuck?

[jesterlesbian]

There’s an island, Kalokairi. People used to think if you sailed on from there, you’d fall off the edge of the world. That sounds like the place for me.

[hearteyesdonna-blog]

is it too much to ask that i get to run through beautiful trees on a gorgeous island in a stunning orange skirt while singing abba at the top of my lungs one day

[whyhasthemadnessoccured-deactiv]

Mamma Mia 2 was high key relatable because I too would fall in insta-love with Lily James over the course of one (1) ABBA song

[rugbybi]

me, crying: take it easy with me, please, touch me gently like a summer evening breeze

someone: what are you doing? are you okay?

me, crying louder: TAKE YOUR TIME, MAKE IT SLOW, ANDANTE, ANDANTE, JUST LET THE FEELING GROW

[mybodywakesup]

[i-am-a-fish]

hey kid, come closer i wanna start some shit

[dedblg-deactivated20190529]

*hesitantly steps closer*

[i-am-a-fish]

thanks but I’d like for you to come even closer than that, i really want to start some shit and it would be better if you are as close as possible

[dedblg-deactivated20190529]

*slowly takes a few more steps forward*

[i-am-a-fish]

ok that’s close enough by the way i really appreciate you coming this close it really does make starting shit a lot easier so thank you for that

[dedblg-deactivated20190529]

You’re welcome! So… what kinda shit you gonna start?

[i-am-a-fish]

i wanna start…

…a friendshit

[butterbeflyin]

Do you ever get that feeling where literally no tv show or movie is appealing to you, because all you want to watch is a wlw story that you havnt seen 50 times before. But that just doesn’t exist.

[luzmitty]

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