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@kitosauras
REVENGE OF THE SITH (2005) dir. George Lucas | RETURN OF THE JEDI (1983) dir. George Lucas
Since it's about to be new years eve soon I want to remind everyone that this evening really does not have to be the biggest adventure party experience. Dinner with your parents? Awesome! Board games with a few friends? Nice! Watching a movie alone and going to bed early? Yes! Taking care of your pet? Good! Going to the party that does not seem as great as you expected? Well, there are so many other nights that can be better. We always force ourselves to have a wild and crazy life changing night but in the end it is just one night of so many more, do what you want to do, do what makes you feel comfortable.
Never mind the âWho shot first?â stuff; THIS is the defining moment of the Han Solo character:
Everyone else was just like:Â âOh, fuck: Itâs Vader!â and standing around in shock and terror when Vader was revealed. Even Chewie.
Most people, I suspect, would have that reaction.Â
Meanwhile, Hanâs first reaction, instinctively, in less than a second, was to grab a gun and try to flat-out end the guy.
He failed, of course. But God Damn if you canât appreciate the effort.Â
Also, he grabs his girlâs hand. Not only is he going to end Vader, heâs going to do so while reassuring the woman he loves that this monster who tortured her wonât hurt her again as long as heâs there to do something about it.
The point of this scene:
Han was nothing to Vader. Not really. Han was just a normal, average guy. Vader didnât think too much of him.Â
âI have superpowers; you donât!â
But then: doesnât Han show more love, affection, guts and courage in this moment than any Jedi warrior ever could?Â
Thus, Vader is shown up.
Attempting to kill an evil wizard with a regular gun is one of the most Han Solo things ever. I donât think most people would even bother trying, because you canât just shoot Darth Vader, right? Of course not. But Hanâs gonna goddamn try it anyway.
Yeah, basicallyâ Han tried.
Sometimes thatâs all you can ever ask of someone.Â
Just one of many reasons I love this man
With Han, you never have to wonder, âWhy didnât he just shoot them?â Whenever youâd think that, he shoots them.
Han Solo is a practical soul and if heâs got the chance to just shoot them heâs gonna take it
#ironically this turned into a thesis on why han probably shot first
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#asgard style
Meanwhile, this dainty little shitâŚ
He was adopted
And to be fair, he didnât spill a drop of his space martini.
Odin: Loki, son, I need to talk to you.
Loki: Yes, Father?
Odin: You are becoming a young man. There are some things in your past that may come to light and your mother and I havenât told you before in fear it would upset you.
Loki: ⌠Yes?
Odin: At the final battle of Jotunheim, I found an infant. It was small and malnourished - a child Laufey sought not to claim for its power was in magic, not in physical strength.
Loki: âŚ
Odin: I took you from that battle, son, and your mother and I have loved you ever since.
Loki: Sssso⌠this is why you prefer Thor.
Odin: This is why I spend so much more time with Thor, yes. He is like me in that he has a temper to be tamed and physical strength he allows to take over when that anger boils over. Your mother is talented with magic and is clever with words as you are. Me being more like Thor doesnât make me love you any less than I love him.
Loki: ⌠Does Thor know?
Odin: He will if you wish him to.
Loki: We arenât family, then.
Odin: You are my son by love as your mother is my wife by marriage. Blood means little in the way of kin.
Loki: But I canât become king of Asgard.
Odin: ⌠Which is another reason I spend so much time with your headstrong brother as heâll eventually have to do public speaking outside of âthor swing hammerâ and he doesnât have the gilded tongue you do.
Loki: Ah. Well. ⌠Okay.
Odin: Okay?
Loki: Okay. ⌠So he isnât your favorite?
Odin: Your mother is my favorite.
and thus the entire movie line was avoided.
*hugs this whole post, and OP*
*ugly crying*
They invented the âMultiverseââŚthey opened that door. This existsâŚsomewhere, and it makes me happy.
DAD IS TRYING TO WORK, BABY YODA. BEHAVE!
Itâs hard to believe that Iâm actually in Star wars fandom. Finally!
Seal befriends woman sitting on the beach - Video
This will always be my favorite gifset.
Arenât I adoooorable?
Literally my cat lmao.
disney concept art: the most beautiful dynamic original thing i have ever seen
disney finished project: rubber same face minimalism regurgitated plotsÂ
concept art:
final version:
What makes me so mad is that snow queen is such a lovely tale and there was an evil mirror that shattered and froze the queenâs heart. So the first thing the newly evil queen does is PLUNGE THE KINGDOM INTO ETERNAL WINTER.
And the kid Anna is based off of is actually this sweet peasant girl who is rescuing her best friend whom everyone else thought drowned and whom no one cared for because mirror shards got in his eyes and he only saw beauty in snowflakes while everything else was just disgustingly foul to him. Except he didnât drown because he was whisked away by the snow queen.
Like this girl gives her shoes to the river to find out he didnât drown. Her hair ribbons to the birds to find out who took him. Works her hands raw to get to him and has to suffer a mental breakdown because she got SO FUCKING CLOSE to saving him and he wonât even look at her because he wants to solve this puzzle the snow queen gave him.
And then her sobbing wakes him up and he cries and washes the shards from his eyes and the fact that she saved him is enough to melt the snow queens heart and she brings spring back to the kingdom.
Wow Frozen really is some weak shit
Letâs not forget Gerdaâs journey takes her along a long road that includes meetings with multiple women, many of them old, most of whom are not evil witches but wise women who aid her in her quest. Sheâs also at one point held captive by a bandit princess who swaps clothes with her and insists on sleeping in the same bed and routinely threatens her with a knife, but she eventually lets Gerda go with a magic talking reindeer she was also holding captive. The bandit princess cries because goddamn Gerda youâre so NICE and PRETTY and BRAVE and you clearly care about this stupid guy I GUESS and I canât bear it just GO ok just GO and also you better fucking take care of her reindeer or I will CUT YOU.
The story is full of interesting complex women of many ages and magical talking animals and itâs a real shame we didnât get an adaptation closer to the original âcause itâs really cool.Â
hey good news about the adaption:
There was a Soviet animated movie from 1957, that doesnât brush over any of the things you just listed.
You get Gerda on her journey, meeting all of those people that both hinder her quest and help her, with older women from different regions of northern europe, as well as several princesses who aid her
also the art style and animation is absolutely gorgeous and I always feel like itâs a shame that older Soviet animation is barely recognized around the worldÂ
you can see the entire thing with english subtitles here
@nildespirandum :P
@latent-thoughts Iâve seen that Soviet cartoon! I remember it from my childhood, loved it, and itâs often in my mind when I am working on The Frost Queen!
Ooooo, kids all have minimum days this week. Perfect opportunity to teach them subtitles!!!
I love how rich this story was!!!
Multilingual Badass
Bonus
meme not The Widowâs creation - link to source below...
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WE RETURN TO CHILDREN OF ASGARD in which Steve and Tony are on babysitting duty ...
STEVE: Hey Lokison, what do you want for breakfast? Pancakes? Cereal?
LOKISON:
STEVE:
TONY:
Iâm genuinely crACKING UP
first off this video is hilarious, and second: it's canon now that the Mandalorian would listen to Africa by Toto