pain

ow

[rylandgraces]

there’s a friday ass vibe about this wednesday boys keep your wits about you

[ceruleanheaven]

being on the internet for more than three minutes

[neur0nom1con]

[lazarus-lazuli]

it’s been said before but the fact this site used to let you edit other people’s posts is beyond unhinged. the potential for slander was next level, you really could just edit the body of posts that weren’t even your own and it’d look like the OP said it. just casually spread misinformation via reblog, the original post being lost to time. john green cock monologue. sayonara you weeaboo shits. they gave us way too much power. can you imagine if a website let you do that today? people would lose their fucking minds. sure, on twitter you can impersonate anybody, but you have to make your own tweets. they would never let you edit other people’s tweets! that’s stupid! it’s literally the worst feature any social media site could ever have! if it ever happened somewhere else, it would be by accident and fixed immediately! but on old school tumblr? yeah, you could edit someone’s childhood fear from vampires to danny devito, and we all just had to live like that for years. INSANE.

[pikachu-says-peekaboo]

@babytrain I AM PUTTING YOU ON BLAST???!!! MISS MA'AM DO YOU KNOW HOW ICONIC YOU ARE????

[yellbug]

best part of running games of jackbox for random library teens was definitely all the times when jackbox would prompt them to be vulgar and i would be like i hope everyone can really impress me with how clever and not obvious their jokes are and this completely worked on them they were like i must find a joke even better than cum. but is it possible...? i must try. for Her. a woman who i just met who works at the library

[mapofyourstars]

Magneto was Right, X-Men: The Last Stand

[cloverinblue]

Posting a Tiktok I really enjoy since she’s going away 😔

[doppelgender]

I have the ability to speak to shrimps (Shrimpathy). unfortunately this does not allow them to respond or understand what im saying

[hcseokie]

*pats my own shoulder* it’s gonna be okay dumb bitch

[rainbow-taishi]

Filipino Isekai

[bizlybebo]

tumblr mobile is so hilariously shitty because you’ll post something like “i need to shred his pussy like a six string guitar” and that bright blue banner will pop up at the bottom of your screen like “wow, what a great post you just made! do you wanna blaze it for others to see?” no actually this is the website i go to to make sure no one will ever see this

[the-lumpfish-queen]

They are sisters

[abandonedandurbex]

The New World Mall, in Bangkok, was closed in 1997 after it was found to have breached building regulations.

[sorrowharvester-deactivated2022]

Yeah it looks like they put some of it in the water. Classic mall mistake

[sirfrogsworth]

Hey, here is some new frustrating discourse.

I'm going to clear this up super duper quick.

And then we can move on and discuss more important things.

Okay?

Here goes...

Nicolas Cage is an incredible actor who is very bad with money so he has to act in terrible movies because otherwise they will repossess his dinosaur skull collection.

But even when he is in terrible movies with terrible writing he refuses to phone in his performances. And sometimes when you are acting your ass off while saying some of the dumbest dialogue ever conceived it can give the appearance the acting is the issue rather than the writing and story.

Hayden Christensen knows that feeling all too well.

So next time you see Nic Cage in a B movie acting a fool, just know he probably bought some new shrunken heads and forgot to pay the mortgage on his volcano island.

[zacsoyama]

to summarize: it’s bi visibility day. gender is cascading. someone needs to call 911

no context stills:

[robotleech]

i was just going to post the clip of grif saying "im gonna spit on you simmons" but actually this entire scene is pretty fucking golden, so you get the whole thing, my treat.

[ak794itomugi]