Clown prince of queer

♤seeking mortal foe♤ 18♂/sideblog for my gay joker stuff

[batfam-headcanon-blog]

Bruce purposefully uses slang because he knows it annoys his kids.

…

“Alright fam, let’s get going.”

“Bruce…did you…did you just say ‘fam’?”

“Yes, and?”

“Nothing, nothing”

…

“I got Scarecrow back in Arkham, it was lit.”

“Did you just describe throwing a villain in jail as lit?”

…

*henchman passed out*

“Haha, mood”

*Dick to Babs on the intercom thing* “mood is dead, we cannot say mood anymore, Bruce just used it.”

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[aknightofagoodking]

Jason: Penguin’s doing gun dealings again?

Bruce: He’s collaborated with Two-Face for about a month. Stay woke, Jay.

Jason: Don’t talk to me, your son, ever again.

[the-fourtysecond-ctaeth]

I imagine this would turn into an arms race where the kids have to find new slang before Bruce kills it.

[batfam-headcanon-blog]

@the-fourtysecond-ctaeth they’re always scrambling to find new words or make up words just so that Bruce doesn’t know them but after a few days he has figured out a way to work it into his vocabulary just because he knows it angers them

[cutiebatata]

pocket gays

[killrqueen7]

what if batman didn’t want to tell jokes he hated him…because he doesn’t?

what if batman loved him the whole time?

[gottamarvelfast]

I GAVE IN.

[fuckcharlie-deactivated20180214]

[madeline-kahn]

“I don’t currently have a bad guy. I am fighting a few different people. I like to fight around.”

The LEGO Batman Movie (2017) dir. Chris McKay

[brieflydoods]

@majamy03 OKAY (spoiler warning???)

FIRST OF ALL, the Joker was written in a way that made him so obviously a gay character, at least if you ask me, and the hero/villain relationship between Batman and the Joker was treated like they were a couple

The entire plot happens because it’s all Joker trying to make Batman acknowledge their relationship and admit there’s something special between them

Literally all of Joker’s motivation to do what he does is to make Batman think of him the same way he thinks of him

He literally “breaks up” with Batman at one part because Batman wouldn’t say “I hate you too” when Joker said “I hate you, now, you say it”.

Istg Batman made him cry like, 3 times because he kept rejecting him

Theres a really gay, sunset scene with them at the end too tho where Batman finally admits he feels the same way. As this sun is setting dramatically they have this entire “I hate you” “I hate you more” “I hate you most” “I hate you forever~” thing. (Since its a hero/villain dynamic they say I hate you instead of I love you but it’s still said in this stupid, loving tone that murders my soul)

just good golly man.

Batman lovingly tapping Joker’s chin and saying something like “I’ll see you around” almost killed me?

Also Robin, before he knew Bruce Wayne and Batman were the same person, thought he had TWO dad’s and was super excited about it which was precious as hell

[scriptscribbles]

Batjokes: the ship with a $15 starter kit (assembly required)

[riocallejasart]

Take this messy lego joker doodle

[calypsolemon]

you know what I do like about tlbm soundtrack is that even tho it’s got a lot of singing non-soundtracky music, it doesn’t feel like a bunch of pop-culture music being shoved into the soundtrack at random times cause most of the songs seem to be made for the express purpose of the movie (with the exception of man in the mirror which was literally integrated into the movie’s core themes and thus doesn’t feel out of place)

even though I still like tlm soundtrack better I still think tlbm is very good in it’s own right, and the fact that a lot of the music seemed to be made for the movie explicitly makes me hopeful that the whole “tlm2 will be a musical” thing will actually turn out very well in the end

[jokin-around]

I think tlbm was originally supposed to be a musical too?? So all the music was written specifically for the movie and the scenes they ended up in

[batwhatever-blog]

… ((Joker sketch by http://quinntaessentia.tumblr.com/, colors, inks, and bats by me)) 

[mellie-art]

I adore Brian Bolland’s artwork in the Killing Joke, but there’s one picture that’s my absolute favourite and couldn’t resist having a go at drawing myself.

[mellie-art]

Happy 29th birthday to The Killing Joke!

[posterview]

Lego batman movie poster

[lego-batjokes]

I'm gonna make a magical au -pamela/ivy has fae ancestry -ivyquinn witch wives/ gfs -robin is batsy's apprentice -robin dabbles in all magic and makes charmbags for bruce and even joker omg -joker does candle magic and tries his hand at spells, he's pretty good at glamour -harley does divination (tarot,pendulum,etc) -bruce comes from a long line, magic is in his blood -(so is pamela) -joker and harley are first gen witches -joker is trans n he's p gay -harley is pan -ivy is a lesbian and also trans -robin is everyone's fave?? He is so pure and makes everyone charm bags for every occasion I don't rememver other details but I'll post more when i remember/think of more

[deathtrapnest]

The Joker + text/twitter posts

[onewinged-sephiroth]

Memory’s so treacherous. One moment you’re lost in a carnival of delights, with poignant childhood aromas, the flashing neon of puberty, all that sentimental candy-floss… the next, it leads you somewhere you don’t want to go. Somewhere dark and cold, filled with the damp ambiguous shapes of things you’d hoped were forgotten. Memories can be vile, repulsive little brutes. Like children I suppose. But can we live without them? Memories are what our reason is based upon. If we can’t face them, we deny reason itself! Although, why not? We aren’t contractually tied down to rationality! There is no sanity clause! So when you find yourself locked onto an unpleasant train of thought, heading for the places in your past where the screaming is unbearable, remember there’s always madness. Madness is the emergency exit… you can just step outside, and close the door on all those dreadful things that happened. You can lock them away… forever.

[gabriettte-deactivated20180823]

my favourite part about the joker is that he’s all fucking legs. i mean, the guy is like 80% leg and it makes me so happy

[wouldyouliketoseemymask]