Ask the Bat

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((And considering how many MLP related questions Batman gets, I figured I should at least share it here, haha.))

[tarajenkins-deactivated20121211]

Sunshine who could have done such a terrible thing

[onewonderfulbug]

Marianne, get the camera!  I seem to be the night!  SMASHING.

[tarajenkins-deactivated20121211]

Ian is best writer

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[kittyhasawhip]

All Of My Love

All of the above?

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...can I see your receipt, Miss Kyle?

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Still not smiling

((Collabed with Quinntaessentia! I'm a bit worried since this seems to be Harley's hobby now...))

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Mad Mod and the Batman Returns reference

((Collabed with holyoldjokeisold, and thank you askthatredheadedlimey for Mod's line. Also, if Mad Mod successfully turned Batman into a brainwashed Brit and the only way to snap him out of it was to make him laugh, Gotham would be screwed.))

[frightful-inquiries]

Why would you even say that.

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[thebetterbat]

I like Honduran white bats. I have so much in common with them. They’re tiny, they’re beyond white, and very quiet and cautious. Just like me. The only difference really is that the males live with harems of females, while I live alone… so alone.

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Stop your nonsensical talk and fight me like a man, dark knight! BONK!

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Happy Hearts Day

[aclueunraveled-deactivated20121]

yourfavoritehomicidalclown:

HAPPY CORPORATE STUFFING YOUR FACE WITH CHOCOLATE SINGLES AWARENESS ANGER THE CRAZY PLANT LADY DAY

Oh, and I came up with the original idea. HOW DARE SOMEONE NAMED AFTER A UTENSIL (let alone obese bird) STEAL MY THUNDER.

Kiss me, Harvey~

An “original” linking an “impostor”, three hours after the “impostor” was posted. Now that is a riddle.

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Batsy, you can tell your model girlfriend that I had made my picture long before Fatty Arbuckle here posted his, so obviously someone was snooping around my turf and plagiarized me!

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((Quick collab with aclueunraveled))

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Happy Hearts Day

Aw, how sweet. Good to see them hap--

  ...oh, wow. I know Joker is nothing without HARLEY, but to replace her with HARVEY? Granted, the name is similar, but... ((Original Penguin post and Original Joker post!))

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Warm And Fuzzies

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Batmane Returns

((Nightmare Moon figure photo came from here!))

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Sunshine? In MY Gotham?

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I know where this is going...

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Put on your Goggles, kids!

Hoohoohoo, the next best thing after spamming Batsy with Fanmail, there’s this!

Ha!

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[yourfavoritehomicidalclown-blog]

…Oh.

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[yourfavoritehomicidalclown-blog]

Put on your Goggles, kids!

Hoohoohoo, the next best thing after spamming Batsy with Fanmail, there’s this!

Ha!

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[frightful-inquiries]

Boo

Batman?

A nuisance on one hand, and—depending on how you look at it—an excellent patient on the other.

As troublesome as it is to always have him butting in on my work, I have to admit that he’s been an astounding benefit towards refining my fear toxin.

Not to mention watching him cowering in that little cape of his is extremely satisfying.

Me? The Scarecrow?

Afraid of Batman?

Intimidated maybe, but I certainly don’t run in terror from that pestering vigilante.

I only run to avoid getting punched in the face… Or getting my spine crushed… Or—

Unfortunately.

Which is exactly what I need. A big, overgrown bat fluttering around and leaving a guano-heap of destruction in his wake.

I can’t so much as think abou—

…

What?

…

Oh, come on!

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You're NOT afraid of me?

That's strange... 

I recall one time you accidentally sprayed yourself with fear toxin and you just started shrieking when I approached you.  In fact, that's one thing I've been meaning to ask you.