Very Purple

Quick, think of something witty!

[sarahseeandersen]

It’s coming.

[aspectofachilles]

Gamer bros: if gaming industries keep pandering to the feminists and lgbt im never playing video games again.

everyone else:

[godhater]

some moods

[rydenarmani]

a velvety skeleton friend here to bring you financial luck this october 🔮✨

[bigmouthlass]

Bless me velvety skeleton friend.

[curaete]

[queerlove]

reblog the gay frog in 30 seconds and you will meet the gay love of your life

[odin-n-out]

[fuckyeahgreatplays]

Me, constantly

[normallyx-deactivated20160701]

[dogwritesmain-deactivated201812]

[anotherpapercut]

pour one out for all the ihop/ihob employees who are gonna have to deal with people thinking they care/had anything to do with this decision at all and giving them their unwanted opinions in the coming weeks

[dogposts]

This dog unlocked the door for his human. 13/10 the best boy

[tenderlesbian-deactivated201807]

guy: *says females instead of women*

me:

[craptacularlesbian]

[chaoticgood-queer]

Happy pride month reminder that it was a gay who defeated the nazis and was responsible for the turning point in WW2 leading to the end of a terrible genocide, and also who invented the first computer

[oldcoyote]

i had a moment today while watching a whiny shitlord complain about the injustice of new sci-fi media having more female leads, i suddenly felt the strangest sense of déjà vu. i couldn’t pintpoint it at first but then out of nowhere, it fucking dawned on me

This is the single greatest meme in the history of the Internet everyone can stop making memes now we don’t need any more ever again

[thesanityclause]

I think I’ve already reblogged this but I don’t care it’s just pure gospel

[trashfirefallon-deactivated2019]

raise your hand if you’ve been personally victimized by your own gastrointestinal tract

[yogfan14]

I think that my favorite thing from Okami is that there’s a designated bark button so that you can just bark whenever you want for no apparent reason.

[tastefullyoffensive]

[peridotsofficialtwitteraccount]

IF YOU CANT HANDLE ME AT MY WORST, JUST REMEMBER THAT I HANDLE ME AT MY WORST AND THAT MAKES ME STRONGER THAN YOU

[myneurodiversity]

Oh my goodness this makes me feel powerful I hadn’t even thought of it like this.