a shitty place

Nothing to say. They/Them/Theirs

[mzuul]

I love this trope so fucking much never gets old

[myselfsquared]

✨ Star-Fallen Animated Short ✨

Bonus: They’re fine they are happy, no gays die, I will never ever kill my gays.

[kirkspocks]

odin is like “when thor was born the sun shone bright upon his beautiful face. i found loki on the sidewalk outside a taco bell”

[chromalogue]

Oðinn spake:

Bright the sun shone | at the time of Þor’s birth, And bathed his count'nance fair. Loki, wolf-father, | the trickster, the liar, I found on the cold pavement While returning in glory | from a grand hunt For a 3 AM quesadilla.

[baegishjalmur]

@damn-fuck-i-burnt-myself-again

[systlin]

I need this framed on my wall it’s so beautiful. 

[retro-minty]

@theshitpostcalligrapher

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

ay @systlin hmu

[bold-sartorial-statement]

@systlin

My husband complained that this was more Shakespeare than Eddas, and I challenged him to do better.

Solen sken, skönt gyllene

Dagen Tor föddes

På trottoaren, vid Taco Bell

Där låg Loke

—KJN

My translation:

The sun shone, sweet golden

The day of Tor’s birth

On the tarmac, by Taco Bell

There lay Loki

(For poetry reasons, Thor needs the Swedish spelling.)

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

@bold-sartorial-statement

ay yo show ur husband 

[andersonsallpurpose]

@bold-sartorial-statement no but hang on this should be in runes: 

(oops spot the typos)

[svampurinn]

i wanna translate this into icelandic so imma do it 

Sólin skein, björt og gullin við fæðingu Þórs á stígnum við Taco Bell Þar lá Loki

[books-and-candy-ples]

The amount of quality going into these shitposts is amazing

[rembrandtswife]

This is not shitposting, this is transformative work!

[deeranger]

And in Danish because why not:

Solen skinnede, skøn og gylden

På dagen for Tors fødsel

På asfalten ved Taco Bell

Dér lå Loke

“LEV MERE (LIVE MAS)”

*Snorts*

[marvel-lous-things]

When Thor born

He hair shine brite

A very very

Magical site

But then I see

A bab from hell

I pik up loki

From taco bell

[over-sleep]

[loki-cat2]

today i learned fish can be dicks

[runwithskizzers]

i am laughing so hard that white fish is such a piece of shit and i love it

[anxietyproblem]

Follow us @anxietyproblem​

[born-on-stgeorges-day]

Bless.

[dailypsychologyfacts]

11 Tips to Help With Depression in School | Psych2Go

[legsenpai]

A Mood

The destroyed cell Loki hides from Thor. (Thor the Dark World)

[shiropoint]

This is mesmerizing to watch.

[fuu-dog-treats]

actually physically painful to watch because you know months were spent masking all those frames for each of the kajillions of transitions in this

[ask-ickle-mod]

[thatsthat24]

Holy………..shmokes…….

[mozzarella-shenanigans]

Oh?? My god??

[pomrania]

I’ll try my best to describe this. It’s a video with a mash-up of a bunch of different Disney movies, set to a song that’s a mash-up of a bunch of other songs. That in and of itself wouldn’t make it praiseworthy, but this is DONE SO WELL that just, holy cow.

[drawnsnake]

HOLY SHIT

[dpdr-donnie]

What is happening to me?

[the-moon-whisperer]

[obsessive--owl]

i can’t see through this static

[legsenpai]

an odd dream

I had a dream last night that started too much like reality. I was in my dorm room and I started watching a Dan and Phil live stream. Everything was going good, Phil was expressing how much he enjoyed Hamilton, then Dan decided to take off his shirt. Not really a big deal. Dan got up and walked out and came back with two glasses of Ribena when he came back I realized he was only in boxers. Um... Ok then. When Dan sat back down, Phil KISSED him on the cheek. Alrighty then Phil, make us all squeal then! They continued to talk a bit but Dan seemed to have his hand on Phil’s knee, for a while. Which made me think he was being a bit “friendly”. All of a sudden Dan was giving Phil a BLOWJOB and OH MY GOD WAS I FLUSTERED. I WAS SCREAMING, I WAS BLUSHING, I WAS NOT SURE WHAT TO DO! The live stream ended mid-blowjob and a screen popped up that said: “WE’RE GAY AS HELL, FUCKERS!!!” then I closed my laptop so hard and so fast that it broke. I’ve never believed in Phan, Phan is not real, I’m not rude to them, I don’t press Phan on them.

...but I am a Fujoshi... and OH MY GOD WAS IT HOT.

Phan is not real, Don’t be assholes to Dan and Phil, They do a lot for us. 

[legsenpai]

PSA

IKEA IS DROPPING PHILS BEDDING. GET IT WHILE YOU CAN

[shapeshiftersvt]

Shapeshifters Presents: Binder Giveaways #31 and #32!

Hello from Philly, friends! We’re so happy we’re getting to meet so many of you this weekend. In between table shifts, here’s a double binder giveaway.

The two lucky winners of this giveaway will each receive one $50 Shapeshifters binder. This means any single-sided, non-custom binder in the store.

Thank you always for spreading the word, telling your friends, talking about us, and, of course, for your amazing direct support. You’re so excellent.

The fine print:

Only reblogs count. One per blog. No giveaway blogs.

Entries from all countries are welcome.

You may reblog without entering, just tag or comment accordingly so we know. Signal boosts are always appreciated.

If you have commentary, please add it in the tags! Due to Tumblr limitations beyond our control, your entry may not be counted if you add text to this post.

Two winners will be randomly selected from all entrants on **September 30, 2017**. We will send a message notifying winners.

If any winner does not get back to us within three days, a new winner will be selected in their place.

Any winner may purchase add-ons to their binder as desired.

[iglovequotes]

http://iglovequotes.net/

[the-sanders-sides]

Thank you for being proud of me.